The owner's tears are about to flow out, you forcibly move in, I can't help it, your fists are big, I can't afford to provoke them. Falsification? It's not my business scope, so I had to beg: "This really can't be done, it's illegal to make false certificates, and you have to be fined!" ”

Goode patted him on the shoulder again, showing that he was very close to the other party: "Isn't it just money, what a big deal." You cushion first, and count it together when you check out! After speaking, I greeted my senior sister and junior brother, and walked in with a swagger.

Just gone? Is the heart really that big? The proprietor saw that their figures had disappeared, and he hadn't come back to his senses for a while, looking at the posture, shouldn't it be a robbery or robbery, why did they just leave, or go upstairs, not outside, could it be that they really live in a hotel?

Fighting and killing so much, making such a big battle, just to sleep? Looking at the soldiers who were still holding their legs and wailing on the ground, it felt too unreal.

Seeing that the doorman was also standing dumbfounded, he scolded: "Why are you still stunned! Hurry up and call the police! ”

The bin house was emptied, but not by the owner, but by the soldiers on duty.

A cordon was set up around the binshe, and soldiers wearing all kinds of weapons surrounded the place.

From the loudspeaker: "Listen, the people inside, you have been surrounded by the Flying Tigers. All light and heavy weapons are aimed at your heads. You can't escape! As long as you lay down your arms, we promise to treat you well. If you don't listen to the persuasion and stubbornly resist to the end, then there is only one way out. Lay down your arms and raise your hands in surrender immediately. Otherwise we're going to open fire. "Keep playing it over and over again.

What's even more exaggerated is that there are flying in the sky, running on the ground, all kinds of robot cops.

Outside the cordon, there were a lot of people, all kinds of people, some nervous, some excited, some sighing, and some dancing. There are guests who have been forcibly driven out, and there are also passers who come to eat melons and watch the excitement...

"Ironmen, something is wrong! Just ......"

"Did you watch the news?"

"Who's prostituting again?"

"Prostitution, this time it's not prostitution. Hurry up and watch the news, saying that it is the 'Imperial Binshe', an illegitimate child knocked on the door, and even his leg was broken, but it was evil. ”

"Really? I have to see, whose bastard is so powerful!? ”

Whether it is the official path or the folk path, all kinds of news fly through the air. It spread quickly. Of course, the topic of illegitimate children is still the most attractive and in line with the taste of the general public.

Whether it is the people present looking through the autumn water, or the boiling on the Internet, it has nothing to do with the owner of the news, these trouble-making ancestors are sitting in the empty dining room, around the table, staring at a huge food plate, at a loss, Liu Ni is not there, she insists that the cleanliness of her skin is more important than her stomach, she is bathing.

The food plate is very large, almost occupying half of the entire table, these are not important, the important thing is the object in the food plate, one is red, and blood is oozing out, this is not important, the most important thing is that this thing is still alive, those desperate eyes, still blinking.

"Yes, my lord, this is the highest grade food in our restaurant, 'Earth Dragon Sashimi,'" a chubby cook standing on the side, his legs trembling, carefully explained.

Senior Brother Liu held a knife in one hand and a fork in the other, measured it several times, but he didn't dare to start, for fear that if the knife went down, this thing would hurt, and it would be troublesome to jump: "Eat it raw, I have no opinion, you killed him." ”

The cook secretly wiped his sweat and explained, "My lord, if you get it and die, it won't be fresh..."

Gude looked at Senior Brother Liu, who was holding a knife and fork, and encouraged: "Can you eat Senior Brother, you come first?" ”

Senior Brother Liu shook his head and said, "I, I don't dare." ”

Goode said: "And what can you eat that my brother doesn't dare to eat?" ”

Senior Brother Liu said: "What do I dare not eat, I'm afraid that I will go down with this knife, what should I do if it runs away?" ”

By the way, Senior Brother Liu's name is Liu Nengyu, and this name was chosen by himself, not a nickname given to him by his senior brothers. When he first entered the base, some poor children or slave children had no name or surname, and later when he registered his name, he asked him what his greatest wish was, and he said that his greatest wish was to be able to eat, so the name was called being able to eat, as for the surname, many Han people, who did not have a surname, voluntarily took the surname Liu, and had the same surname as Liu Chang. The other two are the disciples who wandered in the imperial capital, one is called Blacksmith: Smith; One is called Daisetsuzan: Mans.

Liu Chang didn't reply, and beckoned behind his back: "Hey, hey, hey, at the door, come in!" ”

This beckoning was not tight, only a chaotic footsteps were heard in the aisle, and it was obvious that the people in the aisle, I didn't expect them to be discovered! But I obviously didn't see this group of people, who is looking this way.

In a moment, with a commotion, the front and rear doors, including from the window, shattered the glass, and rushed into a large group of hulala, surrounding the five people, and the black hole pointed at the five people in unison.

Liu Chang waved his hand impatiently, and Liu Neng, the junior brother of Liu, stood up, and said, "The mecha are all out!" ”

"Mecha out? You are ......" One of them spoke up and said sarcastically, but before he finished speaking, he saw those mechs that came in through the door and retreated to the door, and those mechs who jumped in from the window were even more simply, jumping directly from the window, listening to the cracking sound downstairs, and some people shouted: "Ah? What's going on? After a while, there were only three people left at the scene, two of them were still holding camera equipment, and one person was stunned.

Liu Chang said: "Let me tell you, don't provoke the upstairs, it's really going to kill people!" ”

Before the words fell, there was a crackling sound from upstairs, and there were screams of people.

"Oh roar..."Liu Chang made a helpless action, Nizi is taking a bath, you go to disturb at this time, are you not looking for death, even the 'lack of heart' around Nizi will not spare you.

"Come, come, come" Goode didn't care if there was a dead person upstairs, and still enthusiastically the mecha commander pulled to the table and asked, "Tell me, can you eat this thing?" And "Goode looked back at the two of them who were also petrified, "You two, live broadcast, right?" Record it well, if you make Uncle Ben ugly, I won't agree! Although he has no teeth, he is not as majestic as before, no matter how he has the jade tree in the wind, he will be graceful. ”

"Huh? Earthworm!? Hearing the words of the two videos, they sorted out their emotions, but when they saw the things on the table, they were not calm all of a sudden, and it can really be said that they were more angry than they had just seen the suicide of the mecha, and they didn't care about the few masters around them, and roared angrily: "Old iron, look, I, I, what did I find?" Earthworm! Legendary Earth Dragon!! Damn it! Damn it!! The earth dragon was actually made into a dish by them! Look, look, it's still alive! Alive!! Poor earth dragons, but the legendary protector of the empire, is the mascot, they! They... Actually skinned him! Make it a dish! What is it? This is a crime, a naked crime! This, is there still a royal law, is there still a law!! ”

Goode looked at it, what was going on? The protagonist has changed, it has become a dish, I worked hard to put on a pose, and it was such a waste, I dragged the yelling guy over, and said: "Hey, I'll ask you, can you eat, why are you so excited?" ”

Xiao Yanqing waved away Goode's hand, and even pointed the camera at him, only to hear him say: "Did you hear that!" Did you hear that!! He still wants to eat it! Are you not afraid of iniquity? Aren't you afraid that heaven will not tolerate it? Look at it, everyone, remember this face! ”

The scene was actually out of control, and as soon as this guy stirred it up, almost everyone's focus was actually shifted to a dish, and even Liu Chang was a little speechless, pulled the mecha commander aside, and asked, "What is he doing?" ”

The mecha commander seemed to have forgotten the fear and embarrassment just now, and said, "I don't know, it seems to be from the Animal Protection Association." ”

Liu Chang said in surprise: "Protect animals? Protecting animals, what are you doing here? ”

"Who knows," the mecha commanded, "they will drill into the cracks, and we can't do anything about them!" They always stand on the moral high ground and are not used to anything! Even if it was killing a dog, they would scream and bark for a long time. ”

Liu Chang sighed: "Is there still a royal law, is there still a law?" ”

"Huh!? ……”

Liu Chang said: "Feel it, feel it!" Wrong! You look like you're here to get me, right? ”

"yes, how did I forget about business!!" The mech commander took a step back and shouted, "Bold maniac..."

"Okay, okay" Liu Chang grabbed his sleeve and whispered: "Don't call, be careful that he records you too!" ”

The mecha commander understood, bowed down, leaned on Liu Chang's ear, and whispered: "Bold maniac, you will be arrested before you tie your hands..."

"Just capture, just capture, I'll capture" Liu Chang picked his ears, just now this guy was talking to his ears, and a stream of heat came in, very uncomfortable, "Get that thing away first, this howling, how can you eat." ”

The conductor said: "You still want to eat...?!" ”

"This thing looks like it's valuable, wouldn't it be a waste if you don't eat it?" When Liu Chang saw that this guy was going to eat, his eyes involuntarily glanced at the table, and he was amused, and said, "It seems that you haven't eaten either, right?" ”

The mecha commander shook his head and said, "I haven't eaten it..."

Liu Chang said: "Then you can taste it too!" ”

The mecha commander's eyes lit up, but his mouth said: "It's not good, let you break the bank!" ”

Liu Chang smiled: "Don't break the bank, don't break the bank, don't want money anyway..."

Here, Liu Chang got the mecha commander, and over there, Goode also got the animal protector, everyone sat around excitedly, their eyes staring straight at the food that was still blinking.

"I'll send a leg to my sister" After saying that, Goode raised his knife and prepared to unload one of this guy's legs.

The animal protector hurried to stop Goode's reckless behavior and said, "You can't do this, in this way, it will die soon, and it will not be delicious."

Goode said: "What do you do?" ”

"I'll come—" Not to mention, the animal protector was very skillful, slicing the meat off the top one by one, and the poor 'earth dragon' didn't react at all.

Seeing everyone's surprised eyes, the animal protector was a little embarrassed, hehe, hehe, and handed the sliced meat to Good.

At this time, the fat chef, who didn't know where to hide just now, also came over and took the initiative to take on the responsibility of sorting food, and of course, in the end, he also got a share!

There is nothing that cannot be solved by a delicious meal, everyone eats the perfect meal, and the guests and hosts have a relaxed and pleasant conversation. No one remembers the group of melon-eating people who were still waiting downstairs!

"You want to buy antiques and legends that are more than 10,000 years old?" After the meal, Liu Chang talked about the purpose of his group coming to the imperial capital, the animal protector, when he heard it, he came to his senses.

Liu Chang nodded and said, "Yes, you have news about this?" ”

"Don't dare to say anything else, in terms of news, there is no one more suitable than us" The animal protector said proudly: "We have hundreds of branches on this planet, not to mention others, it is me, at least tens of millions of supporters and followers, I will give you another fan, other bloggers, dare not say that everyone knows, at least, half of the people on this planet will know." It's just—" He seemed a little embarrassed when he said this.

Liu Nengyu glanced at Liu Chang, and when he saw Liu Chang nodding, he said, "Money, it's not a problem!" Give me your account number, and I'll transfer you a billion first."

"Much, how much?" The protector jumped to his feet, suspecting that he had a hearing problem.

"One billion" Liu Neng said: "If it's not enough, you can add ......"

"Enough! Enough! Enough!! That's enough! The protector was so excited that his hand was trembling to open his account.

Liu Nengyu didn't even raise his head, opened his toolkit, and in a moment, transferred the data he said to the account provided by the protector.

Seeing the sudden increase in the string of data in his account, the animal protector said excitedly: "Three days, three days to call you back, I will go back now." As soon as he turned to leave, he turned around and asked incredulously, "You... Don't be afraid of me... Did you run away? "One billion, he didn't even ask his name, if he hadn't seen the real numbers on his account, he wouldn't even dare to dream of it!

Liu Neng's face didn't even fluctuate at all, and said, "Don't be afraid!" Since I can give you a hundred million, I can also give the killer twenty billion! ”

The animal protector shuddered suddenly and said with a smile: "Joke, joke, you just wait for the good news." ”

"Don't think crookedly" Liu Chang saw the mecha commander staring at the back of the blogger, how could he not know his careful thoughts, and sneered: "You can also go to find it, as long as you find it, I will never spare money, go!" ”

On the same day, the rumors of illegitimate children were covered by overwhelming Taobao news, and no one cared who was the illegitimate child, who smashed the luxurious guest house in the imperial capital, and no one cared about the 'earth dragon' being eaten alive.

Everyone, I'm talking about everyone, without exception, even the deserters who have no fixed place to live, have cleaned up their belongings little by little, hoping to find a bowl of rice left by their grandparents.

Antiques are not easy to find, legends and stories are easy to do, there are ready-made, use ready-made, not ready-made. It's easy to do, it's now compiled!

So, a luxurious house, in less than three days, came to all kinds of 'story people'.

At the beginning, Liu Chang and a few people could be received one by one. At the beginning, less than a day later, it was not three or five people, but dozens and hundreds.

"Once upon a time......

"Next"

"Once upon a time, there was a meeting in the deep forest. Cats and mice alike want to participate..."

"Next, next, I want a legend, not a fairy tale."

In less than three days, Liu Chang and his party were dizzy, and they had no choice but to recruit people!

Hundreds of rooms in the imperial capital were requisitioned. Every door is full of people who come to tell the story...

In a spacious laboratory, there were two people drinking and chatting, and only one of them said, "Dr. Wu, I heard that there are people outside who are collecting some old objects. As far as I know, you're an expert in this area, so don't try your luck, and the bid is not low. ”

Dr. Wu snorted and said, "Hmph, I'm not interested in gossiping with those boring money strings. Besides, that's my baby, and I won't sell it for any amount of money. That's priceless."

The man said: "Yes, a rich man, why did he suddenly become interested in antiques, he is not an archaeologist, why does he collect those things?" ”

Dr. Wu said, "What are you doing? What can they do, it's just to show off their wealth, to show their fame. Rich people have a virtue, a few money, I don't know what my surname is, everywhere to show off, want to be a teacher, I really don't know how many pounds and taels they have. ”

The man said: "Haha, old man, how can I listen to your voice, it's a little sour." ”

"Really? Alas" Dr. Wu sighed in a low voice and said, "Rich people have money and don't know what to do, and I, I want to do something but don't have the money." Is... Alas..."

"Why don't you apply for state funding, that person is unreliable."

"If you can't rely on it, you have to rely on it, something is better than nothing! State funds, huh! Even if I can apply, there are few in my hands, on the contrary, I have to be restrained by them everywhere. Let's talk ...... again."

"Say anything more?"

"Don't talk about these unpleasant things. Tell me, if there are any bad things out there, say it, and make me happy and happy. ”

"Dude, your temper really hasn't changed, hahaha. What's bad about what makes you happy? By the way, there is really one thing, but it is a small thing, and it has been submerged in less than half a day. ”

"Oh? Let's hear it. ”

"It's also related to this imperial capital Binshe, saying that someone shouted and actually made the mecha retreat and crash, hehe, it's just a rumor, it's all deleted on the Internet, and no one pays attention to it, it may be a rumor."

"Really?"

"It's true, I said it was a rumor."

"No, no, no, it's not necessarily a rumor. I'm going to Kyoto. ”