"It's enough to show off" Vincy was very dissatisfied with his brother-in-law's behavior of greeting people warmly when he saw them, isn't it just that there are a few black teeth, which is worthy of such publicity.

"Hey, how can this be? Didn't you see, there was a person just now, only with a black tooth, and he wanted to show off to me, I opened his mouth, and he closed his mouth numbly, hahaha, laughed at me. The brother-in-law said to Vincy with a fluttering eyebrow, and did not forget to turn his head and greet the stranger passing by warmly, 'Have you eaten?'

Vincy laughed at Yanagi Akira teasingly: "Brother-in-law, you brother-in-law can't have it." You say, will he bite your father-in-law to death when he comes home? ”

"He's, that's him!" Just when Vincy and his brother-in-law were laughing at the ghost head Ah San, like a dirt bun who got rich overnight, they heard an eager voice not far away.

The sound was very loud, which not only attracted many passers-by to stop and watch, but even the two of them also sought prestige.

I saw a group of three people, hurrying towards them, but walking in front was a girl, holding her mother with one hand, and pointing at them with the other; She was followed by her parents, apparently by their expressions, and they were not good!

What's going on? The three of them looked at each other.

The brother-in-law seemed to understand something, looked at his brother-in-law and said, "It can't be that you are causing trouble, right?" What did you do with other people's girls? ”

The brother-in-law was also blindfolded, and he even forgot to bare his teeth: "Who is she?" I don't know them at all? ”

The brother-in-law didn't believe it and said, "Don't know? I don't know that people have brought their parents? ”

Ah San hurriedly explained: "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, I really don't know them"

Just as they were talking, a menacing family of three came to them.

When the father pointed to his daughter, he stepped forward and grabbed the collar of his brother-in-law Ah San, and said sadly: "Boy, are you molesting my daughter?" ”

"I, I, I ......" The brother-in-law was in a hurry, a little overwhelmed, and couldn't speak.

"Don't admit it, right, hmph" The comer snorted coldly: "If you don't admit it, you admit it." ”

Seeing that the comer is not reasonable at all, and he doesn't even want logic to speak, what's the 'not admitting is admitting, so what about admitting? Is it true that admitting is not admitting? The brother-in-law pushed away the hand that grabbed his collar and said, "Who are you?" I don't know your daughter at all, when did I flirt with her..."

The girl's father said, "Boy, don't talk nonsense, are you going to invite my daughter to dinner?" Of course I know that you don't know each other, do you know each other or not, does it affect you to flirt with my daughter? Say! Why are you eating with my daughter? What are your intentions? Today, if you don't give me a perfect explanation, I'm not done with you! ”

Vincy and brother-in-law, who were still at a loss and didn't know what to do, were secretly relieved when they saw how the girl's father explained, especially when they were brothers-in-law, their hearts were hanging in their throats, and they thought it was their brother-in-law who caused the affair, and they didn't admit it afterwards, and the girl brought her parents to settle the account.

The two of them looked at each other tacitly at the same time, and they both took a step back and made up their minds to be a passerby.

Seeing that being a brother-in-law was not righteous at all, Wen Xi looked at Liu Xia Huang with disdain, and whispered: "Your brother-in-law, don't you help?" ”

Yanagi glanced at Vincy, who was not a big deal to see the excitement, and said, "Why don't you help?" ”

Vincy said: "It's not my brother-in-law, if it's my brother-in-law, I will definitely help." ”

The brother-in-law said, "How can you help?" ”

"I ......" Wen Xi was speechless for a while, rolled his eyes, attached to his brother-in-law's ear, and whispered: "You say, how is this girl, is she beautiful?" ”

"What do you want?" The brother-in-law asked curiously.

"I just wanted to ask you what you mean by beauty. You see, although I am a hillbilly in the suburbs, we are all similar in physical characteristics, not like the birdman, not like people at all. Tell me, what kind of woman you have here, who is considered a beauty. ”

"What? Do you have an idea? The brother-in-law became interested all of a sudden, and he didn't care about the brother-in-law who was still foaming at the mouth over there, racking his brains to explain, and looked at Wen Xidao curiously.

"What do you think...... "I can't say no." What if....I'm talking about what if... In case I want to find a good person here with you...... In case, find an ugly monster in your eyes, then how will I see people in the future? ”

The brother-in-law said loudly: "You also want to marry ......"

Vincy covered her brother-in-law's mouth and said, "What to marry, I want to marry ......"

Unexpectedly, this time, it was the brother-in-law who covered Vincy's mouth and whispered: "Be quiet, if you are so unproductive, if you are heard by others, you will be laughed at to death." Seeing Vincy nodding his head, indicating that he knew, the brother-in-law let go of his hand and continued, "A good man, of course I want to be a son-in-law." You think about it, in the future, the father-in-law, mother-in-law, and brother-in-law will all revolve around you, what a scenery. Speaking of this, the brother-in-law was deeply touched, "You are at your parents' house, can you do it!" In our case, even if it's a hillbilly, oh, I forgot, hehe, you're a hillbilly. It's okay, brother, don't be inferior, we have to be a 'three-have' hillbilly with ideals, ambitions, and abilities, starting with being a son-in-law..."

Vincy was a little unconvinced, and said, "Big brother, we are rich now, and we are rich..."

The brother-in-law sneered: "Rich? Rich people are a fart! Overnight, your wealth can turn into water, can you believe it? ”

"This ...... I believe it," Vincy thought of the planets they passed, whether Mars or Sirius, and they practiced digital currencies, which in his own eyes, to them with more advanced technology, were nothing more than a string of data; In the same way, it is not more difficult for people with power than it is for themselves, maybe easier, because they can deprive you of your wealth with just one word, "That's why I insist on cash." ”

Yanagishita's face was a little gloomy, as if he was recalling some unbearable past, and said, "It's safe to have cash?" It's even more dangerous to have cash, and when the time comes, you'll lose not just money, but maybe... It's fate! ”

"Hahaha, brother, we don't know each other if we don't fight, today, the younger brother will be the east, and invite the eldest brother, sister-in-law, and younger sister to have a drink. Rest assured, it's not that synthetic sake, but, hehe, real brewed sake! Just when the mood of the two was a little dull, they suddenly heard the hearty laughter of the brother-in-law.

The girl's father said, "I'm afraid the wine is not cheap...... So let the virtuous brother break the ......"

"Don't break the fee, don't break the fee" Ah San waved his hand and said quite heroically: "If my brother wants to drink in the future, talk to the little one, don't dare to say anything else, wine... Enough! ”

Seeing that his father didn't talk a few words with this street slicker, he called each other brothers, forgetting what the purpose of his coming was, he came to Xingshi to ask about his crimes, not to twist the soil for incense, kowtow to worship the son, as the daughter of the party, he was very dissatisfied: "Father ......"

As a father, he said to his daughter: "Girl, the three brothers are not teasing you, they really want to invite you to dinner." ”

The daughter said angrily, "Not really." I don't know him, why did he invite me to dinner, it was just ill-intentioned. Look at his virtue, his mouth full of black teeth, he is not a good person at first glance! ”

"Girl, don't talk nonsense, it's okay what are you staring at other people's teeth, it's rude" When the father patted his daughter's forehead dotingly, reprimanded, and after speaking, he looked at Ah San's mouth carefully.

As for Ah San, you grinned very cooperatively so that he could see it clearly.

"Impolite!" When the father may feel that he is staring at other people's mouths so stunned, it is a bit excessive, to be honest, he is really a little jealous, he can't wait to stretch out a pair of hands from the corner of his eyes, break off the black teeth one by one, and in order to cover up his embarrassment, he patted the girl's forehead again.

The woman who was the "head of the house" as a mother only noticed at this time that the cheeky teeth couldn't help but stretch out her hand.

"Don't point your finger at people." The man hurriedly grabbed the woman's hand, put it behind his back, and clenched it tightly, because there was also a black spot on the finger of that hand, like a grain of rice.

The brother-in-law didn't notice the couple's small movements, but shouted: "Brother-in-law, big brother, you go first, I won't follow you all the way, I have something." After saying that, without waiting for a reply, he walked away shoulder to shoulder with the man.

Vincy shouted, "Didn't you say, let's go to see the house together?" ”

Ah San waved his hand back, not even looking back, "Brother-in-law can accompany you to see it, he understands, and I don't understand." ”

"Cut, there is no humanity of the opposite sex." Vincy muttered, but also looked at the mother and daughter who were following behind, "It's too thin, my mother said it, it's easy to give birth to a big butt." ”

"What era is it, why do you still use women to have children," said the brother-in-law, "let's go." ”

Vincy said, "My mother said that chickens that don't lay eggs should be killed, and women who don't have children should be abandoned." ”

Liuhuang said: "It's not that you don't give birth, it's just that you don't need a woman to give birth." ”

Vincy asked, "If a woman doesn't give birth, who will?" Men give birth? Vincy didn't understand that although he was not married, he had many brothers and sisters who were married.

Having children is not only an obligation to inherit the race, but also a pleasure to raise children. If you don't give birth or raise anything, what do you do in your spare time that day? After eating, I stared at it with wide eyes.

Brother-in-law said: "Use a baby bag."

Vincy asked, "Then who raises it?" ”

The brother-in-law said, "Of course it's the nursery." ”

"No wonder you all want to be a son-in-law...... Vincy finally understood, why do you all want to be a son-in-law, since the father does not give birth to a mother and does not raise a mother, naturally there is no relationship with his parents, but he is just a familiar stranger, of course, the farther away the better.

"Let's go see our house" Vincy didn't want to continue the topic, artificial baby-rearing can also be done at the base, but the hundred-person group has long been strictly regulated... Forbid!

Not to mention the law, it's my own wife, if she knew that she had this idea, she might discount her legs.

To be honest, some people also proposed at the beginning that it was too troublesome to give birth to a child, and it was necessary to adopt artificial baby-rearing, which was very noisy for a long time.

In the end, it was stopped by those non-100-member group members, including Wenxi's wife, who collectively petitioned;

If this law is passed, all its men will be kicked out of the house, for the simple reason that since women don't have to have children, why do they want men! Adopt a robot that can not only play games, but also cook!

"Where's home? What about my home? When Vincy took his brother-in-law to his newly purchased home with great interest, he waited for the designated place, and the surrounding environment was very beautiful, but he didn't see the house.

The brother-in-law said, "Of course I built it myself." ”

Vincy said angrily: "I build it myself? I built my own house, why did I give so much money to that black-hearted developer? ”

The brother-in-law smiled and explained to the hillbilly: "When I say build it myself, I don't build the house myself."

It's how you want to build, notify the developer of your idea, and the developer will give you how to build.

For example, if you want to be classical, I will build you classical, and if you want to build modern, I will build you modern;

Do you want modern or archaic? ”

Vincy asked, "What's the difference?" ”

Akira Yanagishita said: "The difference is big! The ancient typical is ......" The brother-in-law didn't know how to explain it for a while, so he organized his own words and said: "Anyway, the ancient classic is that you have to do everything by yourself, you can cook, wash clothes, and even farm, raise chickens, and fish by yourself;

The modern type, that is, that's it, let's put it this way, it's the fool type, you just go home, go there, don't do anything, everything is ready for you; Even if it's eating and, the machine will help you do it, and you'll be like a fool, just have fun. ”

"Okay, okay, then choose the fool type!" Vincy clapped his hands and laughed and said, "This world is so good, I like it!" Grandma once told us that in their hometown, there were people who didn't do anything for a day, so they lay on the kang and ate violently, they couldn't eat, they vomited, and then they ate again! I thought it was fooling us, but I didn't expect that it could really be like this, quack, this is called life! ”

said, and did not forget to instigate the brother-in-law, and said to Akira Yanagishita: "How about it, you also have a set, we live opposite." Today I will go to your house to eat on my stomach, and tomorrow, you will come to my house to eat on my stomach. ”

Yanagishita Akira smiled bitterly and said, "I don't have that blessing, and besides, I don't have that much money...... I still have to support my family. ”

"Raising a family? What kind of family do you have a son-in-law who comes to the door? Vincy said excitedly: "That's right, one or two people are not interesting, call your brother-in-law and father-in-law, and make a big room of people, lively and lively, this is called the real 'party body'." ”

As he spoke, Vincy sighed for no reason, "Alas~"

"What's wrong, boss?" The brother-in-law was very surprised, he was still elated just now, why did he suddenly change his tone and sighed.

Vincy said: "I really want to be a son-in-law now." ”

The brother-in-law asked puzzledly, "Why?" ”

Vincy lowered his head and said a little frustratedly: "If I really lie on my stomach like this all day, the first one who won't let me go is my wife, and maybe she will discount my legs." You're so happy, no old lady is watching.

My wife is good at everything, but her hobbies are not good, she likes to farm and herd sheep, if she is allowed to lie on her stomach day and day and do nothing, she will go crazy. ”

"Brother" Yanagishita Akira patted Vinci's shoulder sympathetically and said, "Then build a classical manor-type, anyway, this radius of hundreds of miles is your family's." ”

"Hundreds of miles?!" Vincy was almost shocked to drop his jaw, when he bought the house, Vincy only told the two of them about his requirements, that is, to be big and luxurious, and the rest was left to the two of them to deal with, and he didn't bother to ask.

Luxurious or not, I don't know yet, but this 'big' scared Vincy, I mean 'big', but I didn't say it should be so big.

Within a radius of hundreds of miles, just live with the two of them? Even if you add my brother and sister to come back with their families, I don't need such a big place.

"Eight hundred miles" Where did Liu Xia Huang know, Wen Xi did not mean to ask him how many hundred li, but to marvel, and thought that Wen Xi was asking him, so he replied.

"Eight hundred miles!" Not to mention his family, even if he goes to the entire base, thousands of people, they can't use this 800-mile radius, what is this to build a house, this is clearly to tear the ground and build a country, "It's your relatives who sell the land?" ”

Akira Yanagishita said: "Our family doesn't dare to have such rich relatives, eight generations of civilians, ancestral poverty. I'm also very surprised that such a big place can only be sold for so much money, not enough for a few teeth.

Hey, whatever, anyway, it's a clear price, don't you want it to be big, this time, whatever you build. ”

Vincy was alert: "No, there must be a problem in the middle, we may be trapped." ”

"No," Yanagishita Akira said, "People are short of catties and two, who would cheat people like this, and let you take such a big advantage, he is not a fool." ”