Chapter 185: The Stammer

"People really have to die more than people, people give you such a big gift, but you say that people want to pit you; If someone else gave me such a big gift, I would be willing to die. The brother-in-law was a little surprised, and his psychology was very unbalanced, but he still said: "What if...... What if people have good intentions? Maybe people are trying to trick you......"

"Then do you want to slap me?" Brother-in-law's sour look, how can Vincy not see it? He looked at him with a smile and asked.

Yanagishita blurted out, "Of course I thought about it... You're so rich, and you're still ...."

Vincy still smiled and asked, "What else?" ”

Yanagi said: "There is also the backstage, and the backstage is still so hard......"

Vincy snorted coldly in his heart, and said in his heart: "Backstage? We almost all died because of the backstage. ”

didn't answer his topic, but bluntly said: "It's good that we're hillbillies, but it's a big mistake to really treat us as hillbillies."

I like money, but I only like the money I earn by myself. ”

"Humph! Brag unblushingly! At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded: "You can be regarded as relying on your ability?" ”

Vincy didn't even look back, of course he knew the voice, but said lightly: "Why are you again?" What the hell are you, the ghost is not gone! ”

Behind Vincy, the light and shadow also slowly condensed, and finally, a figure appeared, which was the person Vincy had seen before.

"If you still can't tell who you are, please disappear! You're not welcome! With that, Vincy turned around and looked directly at the lewd shadow with both eyes.

The shadow opened his mouth and introduced himself: "Don't be surprised, I am the secret envoy of the Governor, and my name is Nalan Ying. ”

"Hmph" Vincy snorted and said, "I'm a little surprised, I really didn't expect that Your Excellency's appearance and Your Excellency's identity are simply natural. Why, this spy has been done by you to the peak, not only people are secret agents, but even your appearance, anyone who looks at you will know that you are a secret agent.

The governor of your house is discerning. Agents aren't all sneaky and sneaky like you, are they? ”

For this self-introduction, the secret agent named Nalan Ying, Vincy didn't have a good impression at all, and opened his mouth not only to sarcastically mock his profession, but also to thoroughly satirize his appearance and the intelligence of his boss: "What, you are interested in the craft of extortion, and you want to learn?" I'll teach you. ”

Nalan Ying didn't care about Wenxi's run, and said bluntly: "I gave you these eight hundred miles." ”

Seeing Nalan Ying say this, Wen Xi deliberately pulled her lips back, making obvious disdain: "You sent me? Who do you think you are? ”

Nalan Ying said: "I am Nalan Ying. ”

"Nalan Ying? Hmph, who are you? Vincy looked away from the shadow and looked at the willow on the side, "Do you know him?" ”

Yanagi shook his head like a rattle, but he didn't speak.

The shadow said: "Nalan Ying is me, I am Nalan Ying." ”

"Of course I know that you are Nalan Ying, who are you?" Vincy said again.

"I'm fucking Nalan Ying." Nalan Ying's image finally couldn't hold back her anger and shouted loudly.

"Of course I know, you're fucking Nalan Ying, I'm fucking asking you, who the fuck are you?!" Vincy was not used to it, and echoed it loudly as well.

"Hahaha" was slightly stunned, then laughed out loud, and said: "Little guy, it's really not simple, I haven't lost control of my emotions for a long time."

I am the secret envoy of the Governor, and I have something to say to you, for your companions to step down. ”

"Cut," Wenxi muttered in a low voice, "The secret envoy is amazing, I'm still the special envoy of the Divine Dragon," and then motioned to Akira Yanagi to let him leave.

When Liu Xia Huang left a distance and counted the ants under a big tree, the secret envoy said: "If you say that these eight hundred miles of land were given to you by the Governor, do you want it?" ”

Vincy said, "If this is the Governor, of course I do; What if this is not Lord Governor? "Yes is, no is no, this 'if' is something, and on what basis does he 'say'. Speaking of this, Vincy paused, wanting to see how this microphone reacted.

The microphone looked very interested and asked, "Oh, how?" ”

Vincy was very satisfied with the reaction, but they were all tempting, and the two of them were just testing each other like fools, and said directly: "I want to meet this person called 'if'."

I am very willing to jump into the pit, my master once told me that we must have a grateful heart, people work hard to dig a pit, and we can't waste it.

But you've got to let me know who dug the hole. ”

Nalan Ying said: "This is given to you by the governor as a greeting gift." ”

After speaking, Nalan Ying looked at Vincy for a while, but after waiting for a while, Vincy didn't show the expression he expected, and couldn't help but be a little disappointed, and said, "Why don't you speak?" Shocked or flattered? ”

Vincy said, "You're done? ”

Nalan Ying said: "It's over." ”

"Okay, you said you're done. I'll just finish you" After speaking, he shouted to Yanagishita: "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law! ”

Nalan Ying was shocked and said, "Why are you calling him?" ”

Vincy smiled, "We have received such a great favor from the Governor, of course we have to announce it to the world." I'm going to find those tabloid reporters, storytellers, singers, and alleys, singing praises to the great kindness of the Governor. ”

Nalan Ying hurriedly raised her hand to stop: "Stop, stop, stop, when I didn't say it." ”

Good fellow, the Governor has repeatedly explained that you must quietly enter the village, and you don't want to shoot guns.

What is this kid going to do! I thought that the other party was just a hillbilly and loved money, so it should be easy to deal with, but I didn't expect this guy to be so difficult, if the governor knew about it, he would have to pick his own skin.

Vincy said, "You didn't say anything? ”

Nalan Ying said: "I didn't say that it was sent to you by the Governor, yes, I sent it." ”

Vincy deliberately looked at Nalan Ying, who was a little behaving with contempt: "Who are you!" ”

After talking for a while, he returned to square one, and Vincy clearly felt the anger and madness of Nalan Ying who was hiding behind the shadow. Nalan Ying's meaning Wen Xi understands, it is the meaning of the governor behind him, Wen Xi also understands, but he understands it, he doesn't dare to accept the sugar coating thrown by the governor, whether it is the cannonball.

Don't look at him knocking on the patriarch's bamboo pole, there is no trace of mental obstacles. That's because, and the most important reason, is that this patriarch calculated that his master was first, and he almost buried all of them, although the master said that he was generous and did not pursue it, but knocking on his bamboo pole, no one could say a word.

Moreover, although the patriarch here is so big that he can be called the head of the ball, this planet is his, or rather, theirs;

But the patriarch is the patriarch, no matter how big it is, it is only the head of a clan. his own master, who is the successor of the governor; As for himself, at least he is now the agent of his master, that is, the agent of the future governor, and it is only natural for him to be angry for his master.

But dealing with the governor is different, whether it is the current or the former, it is not something that a person of his level can deal with. In addition to pretending to be stupid, the only thing he can do is to mess around.

Why did the other party target himself, Vincy also understood that this was to use money to stone himself to death, creating a 'fait accompli' situation, and in the future, even if the master came, he would be very passive.

Money is a good thing, but this thing is also deadly!

"Hmph" Nalan Ying snorted coldly and said: "Today, these eight hundred miles, you have to ask for it, you have to ask for it, you have to ask for it, who do you think you are, don't be ashamed." Let me tell you clearly, this is what the Governor means, not only in this Jiazi Star there are 800 miles, but also Yichou Star, Bingyin Star, Ding Mao Star... All the forty-eight planets, eight hundred miles, are the private property of the Governor. If you don't take it, hum ......"

"It's not over, it's not over" Wen Xi didn't dare to say it when he saw Nalan Ying talking about it, "I asked you who you were, and you didn't say who you were." Can you blame me? ”

Nalan Ying said angrily: "Hmph! If you don't blame you, do you still blame me? ”

Vincy said, "Of course I blame you, of course I blame you!" You said that, can I say that? If I say it, and I don't know the 'if', I dare to accept it! Vincy smiled and continued, "Hehe, Lord Governor, give face, how dare I not wash my hands and continue respectfully." ”

"This, this..."Vincy licked his face and said again, "The Governor won't be so stingy and just give a little groundbreaking, right?" ”

Vincy thought to herself: If you have to give, then why don't I? Not only do I want it, but I want it hard, until you can't afford it, anyway, a pig has to be released, and a group of pigs is also released.

Nalan Ying was so shocked that she forgot to be angry, and she was a little stammering: "You, you, what are you talking about, is this still a 'point'?" Still, still, or 'broken ground'? ”

Vincy accompanied him with a cautious look and said, "Hehe, my master is in the countryside, you know, he was the emperor, hehehe, I'm afraid that this little land, his old man can't look down on it." Do you know how much land there is when you become an emperor? It's all his, and the land of the whole country belongs to his old man's family, there are hundreds of millions of miles, I'm afraid, I'm afraid, his old man doesn't look down on this......"

"Your master was the emperor?" Nalan Ying was surprised, the governor hadn't told him like this, how did he know.

I thought it was a beautiful difference, giving gifts to people, and people didn't treat him as a guest.

He suddenly understood a little, why did this kid have an unhappy face and give land to the person who was the emperor, what kind of joke was he making? Does the Emperor lack that thing?

If the emperor is short of land, he will go directly to grab it, and start working directly, which emperor rarely sends the land to the door, thinking of this, Nalan Ying couldn't help but feel bitter in her heart.

Vincy said: "Yes, yes, several countries are crying and shouting for Shigong to be the emperor for them, what princess, county lord or something, wow wow, but, hehe, it's just that Shigong is not uncommon." ”

Vincy shook off his cheeks and boasted that his master, who didn't pay taxes anyway, and besides, his master was indeed a royal person, and he also had the qualifications to be an emperor, which was not entirely made up.

"That," Nalan Ying said, "Then what is rare for your master?" Rare money? Rare beauties? ”

"How did you become an envoy?" Vincy said: "When you are an emperor, will these be rare? Rare money, but a beckoning thing, if you are too lazy to beckon, just print yourself, print as much as you want, you can also increase taxes, add as much as you want; Rare beauties, it's even simpler, who you like, it's just a matter of eyes, who dares not to wash themselves obediently? You said no? ”

Nalan Ying began to scratch her head: "These are not rare, what is that rare, brother, can you give my brother a hint?" In the words, he unconsciously lowered his posture and began to be commensurate with Vincy. The task given to him by the Governor was, of course, to befriend the future successor, to find out the preferences of the successor, and to prescribe the right medicine. Hehe, as long as you have a preference, I have a 'medicine'.

Vincy said: "This is not over, seeing that you can't finish eating or finishing, another day, another day, the younger brother invites you to drink, and the younger brother has a good fight with you." Don't make jokes about the emperor using a golden hoe! ”

Nalan Ying hurriedly said: "Don't, don't change the day, just today, how about today?" I'll come right over, you wait for me.

I, I invite you, when you get to the elder brother's step, how can you let the elder brother break the bank, wait for me, I'll come over immediately. ”

"Today?" Vincy didn't expect that this secret envoy was so impatient, and he was just talking nonsense and sent this guy away. This guy is good, follow the pole, no, it should be said, follow the signal and crawl over, "I don't have time today, you also saw it, I want to build a house, I have nowhere to live ......"

"That's not easy to solve?" Nalan Ying said: "What kind of house to build." There is the governor's annex here, and I am in charge, so you can live first. ”

Vincy was a little embarrassed: "It's not good......"

He is a small envoy, how dare he live in the governor's courtyard, if he wants to live, only his own master is qualified. Although, in the base, there is no strict hierarchy, but this is not a base after all, and living in it by yourself will make people feel too domineering and don't understand the rules?

"What's wrong, it's decided." After speaking, I saw a flash of light and shadow, and Nalan Ying's shadow disappeared.

"Hey! Oops....." Vincy hurriedly greeted a few times, but unfortunately, seeing that there was no response, he muttered to himself with some complaints: "Where am I waiting?" How long do you have to wait? You won't let me stay here forever....."

"Gone, gone." Wen Xi beckoned to his brother-in-law who stayed under the tree, anyway, that Nalan Ying was like a shadow, wherever he went, where he followed, you can't find me, you deserve it, the uncle will not be in this barren mountain, like a fool, waiting for him.

Yanagi shook his feet, came to Vincy's side, and walked with Vinci towards their vehicle, --- electric donkey.

Electric Donkey ...... It is their land vehicle, a maglev vehicle that can shuttle through the atmosphere at will.

After this Vincy got the cost of extorting bamboo bars, the first tool car he owned, of course, it was also the most expensive--- is rich, not extravagant, how to be worthy of the bamboo pole that was knocked out, whether it was the best, Vincy didn't know.

Anyway, when buying, Vincy's sentence "whether it is the best or not, it must be the most expensive" not only made everyone successfully treat him as a turtle,

"What's wrong with the turtle, the native turtle is rich!" Vincy threw down this sentence, and his brother-in-law drove him away, leaving a crackling eyeball: "Damn, when will you 'fight the local tyrants and divide the fields' again, it's so fucking hurting your self-esteem." Why is he so rich? Rich people deserve to die! ”

Getting in the car, Vincy asked Liu Xiahuang: "Tell me, what are you doing here to eat and fun?" The more expensive, the better! Preferably the most expensive. ”

Yanagishita blushed a little and said, "The most expensive?" I don't really know ......."

Vincy said, "You don't know? Aren't you from this planet? ”

"Big brother" Yanagishita Akira was even more embarrassed, and said embarrassedly: "I am from this planet, but I am not a rich person, how dare I know where it is the most expensive?" ”

Vincy had no choice but to change the question: "Then tell me, where do you rich people like to spend the most?" ”

Yanashita smiled mysteriously and said, "Where do rich people go to spend?" I know that. ”

Wen Xi said: "Where? ”

"Hey" Yanagi said: "Rich people who dare to come out to consume, they all pretend to be poor and consume at home."

Someone who dares to be so blatant and let people know that they are rich, except for you, I, hehe, I have really never seen it. ”

Vincy was a little puzzled and asked, "Are rich people so noble?" ”

Liu Xia said angrily: "Noble fart, if people know that he is rich, he will be hated, and countless people will report it, if you are a fart, someone will report you for polluting the atmosphere!" ”

"Oh my God," Vency sighed, "why didn't you say it sooner?" Am I a little swaggering? ”

"Hmm~" Yanagishita shook his head and said, "It's not a little swaggering, it's very, very swaggering." I guess your report letter should be piled up.

I advised you to buy a second-hand one at the time, but you didn't listen.

Still shouting loudly, this turtle, this turtle, you don't treat yourself as a turtle, you treat others as a turtle, isn't this a typical 'group mockery' skill? Alas~~"

After speaking, Yanagi sighed heavily, that is, to tell Vincy that if he didn't listen to Ben's 'door-to-door son-in-law's words, he would suffer a loss in front of him', and he would be afraid.

Vincy remembered that this brother-in-law at that time had really persuaded himself like this. As for himself, I thought he was distressed about money.

I didn't expect the consequences to be so serious, my villain is rich, just snort, there will be such a result: "Then what should I do, hurry up and sell this car?" ”

Yanagishita looked at Vinci sympathetically and said, "Sell?!" It's too late, if you sell it now, some people will say that you are pretending to be poor, and there must be other plans. ”

Vincy said, "Well, don't you say that rich people are pretending to be poor? ”

Yanagi said: "They are pretending all the time, you are halfway pretending, can it be the same?" Look at the street, you are a rich man, you pretend to be poor, who will believe it?

A rich man can't wait to patch up his pants, and if he takes a few steps, his belt will break, so that people can see his pants with patches. ”

Wen Xi said: "That rich man is too miserable."

"Miserable?" Yanagishita said, "It's better than dying, right?" ”

Vincy was a little surprised and said, "If you have money, you will lose your life?" ”

"You got it?" Instead of answering Vincy's question, Yanagishita raised one foot and pointed, "Look at my shoes, which were passed down to me by the husband of my second brother-in-law's cousin's great aunt." ”

Vincy looked at the shoes that were almost out of heels, and the toes were exposed, and said, "You're pretending to be poor too?" ”

He had seen these shoes, and at that time he thought that his brother-in-law was engaged in art and intended to wear them like this, but he didn't expect that this pretending to be a poor weapon.

"I'm not pretending to be poor, but I'm not so poor" Yanagishita retracted his feet, "Hehe... The poorer you are, the more glorious you are......"