"Why are you looking at me like that?" Vincy retracted his gaze and was ready to wander around the colorful metropolis, only to find that Yanagishita was looking at him with a monster, so he asked.

Yanagishita asked, "Why do you trust him so much?" ”

"Because, hehehe," Vinci laughed, "you don't understand it, because... Because he's a liar! ”

"You believe liars? ......" Akira Yanashita was even more puzzled, "I really don't understand the idea of a rich man......"

"That's right, if you don't understand, you can understand it so easily, I'm still a fart." Vincy pretended to be profound: "Let's go, it's still early anyway, let's go shopping, I just want to know, why is this place called 'slum'?" Where is this 'slum' 'poor'? ”

So, Wenxi and Yanagishita Akira also followed the flow of people into this bustling city.

After stepping out of the station, Vincy was greeted by a steel city, with countless high-rise buildings and neon lights.

"Two, do you want to stay in a hotel, a hundred yuan at a time! Blowing, playing and singing, proficient in everything, to ensure your satisfaction. Just when Vincy was dizzying, another man came out of nowhere, but this time, instead of looking for Wenxi, the person who came targeted Mr. Yanagishita. Approaching Yanagishita, he spoke to Yanagishita in what he thought was a small voice, but this small voice clearly penetrated Vincy's ears.

Yanagishita tilted his head to the side in disgust and said rudely: "No money!" ”

"Cut" came and made the same expression as Akira Yanagishita, "I'm embarrassed to go out if I don't have money!" With that, he walked away.

"Do you want a guide, beautiful, white-skinned, long legs, three hundred yuan, three days, sleeping, eating, and playing!"

"Do you want an invoice ......?"

"Want to make money? You can exchange foreign currency here, eleven dollars for one dollar, Tong Su is not deceived, and there is no credit......"

………

At the beginning, Vincy could still watch the lively and watch Liu Xia Huang constantly being entangled;

However, looking at it, I was a little surprised: why, except that Sima Ying wanted to deceive himself into buying a house, in fact, it can't be said to be a fraud, it should be said to be speculation.

All the fragrant and glamorous programs that want to make money easily, none of them find themselves, without exception, they all look for the one who is their brother-in-law.

"Hey, hey, hey, wait" When there was a lewd aunt who sold the pink college student who 'pinched the water and came out of the water' to Akira Yanagishita, Vincy really felt that he didn't ignore it, and pulled the man over, and asked angrily: "What do you mean, why are you looking for him instead of me, it's too discriminatory, right?" ”

Vincy's move surprised the people who came, and looked Vincy from top to bottom with contempt, and then threw off a very insulting word: "Little red guy, I want to play with women too!" He turned and left.

Wen Xileng was on the spot, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time, although he didn't know what this 'little red guy' meant, but when he saw the other party's expression, he definitely didn't praise himself.

Why are you a 'little red guy'? Why can't the little red guy play with this ....... woman ........

"Let's go, let's go" Yanagishita Akira saw that Vincy was still entangled with his face, so he pulled him and said, "It's just a pimp, why are you like him." ”

Vincy was very unconvinced and said, "Why! Why can you prostitute, I can't prostitute, who do I look down on! I'm going to prostitute! ”

Yanagishita exclaimed, "Are you crazy? Be quiet! What a glorious thing it is to prostitute yourself, do you see those old ladies with small feet? ”

Following the eyes of the willows, Vincy really saw a few old ladies hiding in the corner, looking around with thief eyebrows, looking at the age, the old ones were about to lose their scum, but they were dressed up in colorful colors, more like the goblins described in the book.

Vincy frowned slightly and said, "Oh, see, what's wrong?" Do they want to prostitute too? Do you all have such a heavy taste? ”

Yanagi said: "What, they are a small-footed detective team, specializing in prostitution." You go in with your front foot, and they follow. ”

"Catch prostitutes?" Vincy didn't expect that there were still people here who made a living by catching prostitutes, and suddenly became interested, "What are you doing?" Robbing a prostitute as a son-in-law? ”

"When they were young, they were prostitutes. Now that they are old, no one wants them, so they start to catch prostitutes for a living, who prostitutes, who does not prostitute, they can see at a glance, their eyes are poisonous! Phew," Yanagishita took a sip, "Old prostitute! ”

"Really? Vincy's interest was even greater, and his eyes sparkled, "It's so fun." ”

"Fun? Don't you know how powerful they are? As long as you give money, who do they want to prostitute ......and who they want" Before Yanagi could finish speaking, he saw Vincy walking towards the old goblins with a smile, and hurriedly shouted: "Hey, hey, why are you going!?" ”

Vincy ignored the willow behind him, and walked straight to an old goblin wearing a big scarf and a fat face, with a bright smile on his face, and said, "Auntie, are you busy?" ”

"Wow, what a handsome offspring" The old witch didn't expect a young offspring to greet her, but she was startled and looked at Vincy vigilantly. Seeing that Vincy was also a handsome offspring, the peach blossoms on his face immediately bloomed, but his tone was still a little vigilant, "What's the matter with you?" ”

Vincy smiled, "I'll ask you about something." ”

"Inquire about something" When Vincy said that he wanted to inquire about something, the old goblin was a little impatient, "Don't you see that I'm busy, I don't have time!" ”

Vincy didn't talk nonsense, and said directly: "I want to prostitute!" ”

"Prostitution?!" As soon as the old goblin heard this, the impatience just now disappeared without a trace, his eyebrows and eyes smiled, and the fat powder in the corners of his eyes fell down one by one, and he hurriedly held it with his hand, just afraid that the whole face would fall off, "Okay, okay" The old goblin applauded repeatedly.

She also deliberately lowered her voice, and paid special attention to it, and the other so-called sisters, who looked a little nervous, for fear of being snatched away by others, saw that the attention of the other people was not on her side, and pulled Vincy aside, away from her companions, before sighing reassuringly.

Then, deliberately twisted his waist, wanting to show off his style, but, maybe because of his age, Wen Xi faintly heard a 'gaba', and then, the old goblin's face was full of pain, fortunately, with strong control, the old witch instantly returned to normal, "Sister, I haven't opened meat for many years..... little brother, you really have vision, think back then, sister, I was a few hundred miles away, the famous 'Sai Jing'"

"Big, big, big sister" At this time, Vincy, who prides himself on being eloquent and eloquent, was directly made unable to even say a sentence, "I, I am, I want to prostitute, but... No, no, I didn't say I wanted to prostitute you, you! ”

The old goblin smiled and said, "What's so good about those little prodigal hooves, how can there be a sister who knows pain and heat." What you want is prostitution, who is not a prostitute? and not a daughter-in-law. ”

Vincy smiled bitterly in her heart, what she wanted was prostitution, but she didn't expect to be prostituted by 'prostitution', "You're too old, aren't you?" I'm afraid...."

The old goblin said, "I'm not afraid, sister, what are you afraid of!" ”

Vincy said, "I'm afraid I'll spoil you." ”

"Hehehe, Xiao Langjun is really an interesting person, come on, sister is not afraid, but it is broken, sister does not need you to compensate, hehehehe......" The old goblin smiled: "Sister is a person who can endure prostitution." ”

"Well....well" Vincy seemed to have made up her mind, and said, "Sister is right, who is not a prostitute, call all your sisters, let's find a place and be happy." ”

The old witch shook her head and said, "Xiao Langjun, you are really amazing!" If it was usual, my sister would have agreed, but not today. ”

Vincy said generously: "I give money, and the master is not bad for money." ”

"Obedient little Langjun, even if you stick the money upside down, my sister is also willing" The coquettish eyes of the old witch woman can't wait to grow into teeth, and this tender offspring, even the belt nucleus, is eaten alive, "We have a task today, but we dare not be presumptuous." ”

Hearing this, Wen Xi's eyes flashed, and he said: "What tasks can you do as prostitutes, it's nothing more than a few more prostitutes, that's it, that's it, the master is in a good mood today, your task, the master helped you complete it." ”

Seeing that Wen Xi insisted on taking away several of her old sisters, the old witch had no choice but to say: "It's really my sister's little enemy, my sister told you clearly, my sister is doing things for the yamen, don't dare to be sloppy." ”

"You're an official prostitute?"

"Hehehehe, my sister doesn't have that blessing. Official prostitutes have long been occupied by the ladies and wives of those official families.

My sister is working so hard for the government, doesn't she just want to be an official prostitute before she dies. ”

Vincy said, "Then, if you go with me, will you ...... Someone looking for trouble? ”

"It's certain to be looking for trouble" The old prostitute said: "Sister doesn't care, if you can be an official prostitute, you can't be a sister and you don't expect it, my sister doesn't have the ability to be an official prostitute, she can sell her art and sell her body, sister, I will be good today, only sell my body, not my art!" Don't do that lack of virtue. It seemed that he was a little reluctant, and the old prostitute's expression was a little gloomy, but this negative emotion was just a flash of thought, and he immediately said with a flying expression, "It's a pity that my sister's five hundred and eighty-six "Virtue and Art Shuangxin", my sister doesn't want it, quench her thirst!" ”

"What a pity" Vincy didn't know what the concept of the more than 580 'Virtue and Art Shuangxin' was, whether it was more or less, so he said, "Tell me, what your task is, and the master will solve it for you." ”

The old prostitute said, "You can't solve this." ”

Wen Xi said: "So mysterious? The more mysterious things are, the more interested the master is. ”

"Hmm" The old prostitute may be in a good mood, and she didn't even think about it, so she said, "Introduce disobedient celebrities to prostitution, and then, we report ......"

"Such a lack of virtue?"

"Hehe," the old prostitute laughed self-deprecatingly, "otherwise, how can it be called 'Virtue and Art Shuangxin'." ”

"Hahaha" Wen Xi laughed and said, "The little master also likes to do things that lack virtue the most, tell me, who are you going to 'yin' today?" ”

The old prostitute raised her hand and said, "Do you see that person?" ”

Vincy looked in her direction, where was anyone? No, there is a person, that person is the brother-in-law who came with him--- Yanagishita, Vincy blinked his eyes vigorously, making sure that it was Yanagishita's brother-in-law, he was very puzzled in his heart, and asked, "Which one?" ”

The old prostitute said again, "That's it, the short and fat one." ”

"Huh?" Vincy definitely didn't expect that this submissive brother-in-law would actually win the lottery and become the target of the yamen, "It's him!?" ”

Vincy's reaction finally caught the attention of the old prostitute: "Xiao Langjun knows him? ”

"Didn't you see that I was with him just now?"

"You're all in this together?"

"yes."

The old prostitute didn't ask why he, the little Langjun, was with his target, maybe he didn't ask, he didn't care at all, but said: "This person is a little difficult to deal with, a few of us went to introduce him to prostitution, he was not fooled, it seems that he is a righteous gentleman, it seems that we have to make a big move." ”

"Do you still have a big move?"

"Of course there is, we are all 'white jade pillars in love, purple gold beams in the sea of desire'" The old prostitute was a little proud, and said: "Take him today, each of us has two points of 'virtue and art'!" ”

"How much is it enough for your ...... 'Virtue and Art Shuangxin'?"

"At least 800 'Virtue and Art Shuangxin', I can become a 'prostitute'. My sister is more than half done, and when I met you today, my sister is a broken 'melon'. ”

"So, how many 'Virtue and Art Shuangxin' does my sister want?"

"How much do you want? Of course, my sister wants eight million 'Virtue and Art Shuangxin', in that case, my sister will be a general. ”

A prostitute, an old prostitute who just wants to sell her body, doesn't want to sell her art, the dream in her heart, actually....actually to be a general?! Isn't it good to be a prostitute who doesn't want to be a general....... what? Vincy couldn't make a judgment all of a sudden, is the general too worthless, or the prostitute too 'virtuous and artistic'?

As he spoke, the old prostitute seemed to have forgotten the promise she had just made, and seemed to feel that she was already a general, and said excitedly: "Little enemy, you wait for your sister for a while!" Hmph, you don't want to prostitute yourself, thinking that the old lady has no choice? Today, you have to prostitute this prostitute, and you have to prostitute if you don't! After speaking, she walked to her sisters angrily: "The old lady's 'sunny masses' are not in vain."

Vincy knew who the 'you' in this old witch's mouth was referring to, but she really couldn't figure it out, why did the spearhead suddenly point at Yanagi Huang?

Akira Yanagi and his brother-in-law are just two bastards in the officialdom, who would spend so much effort to calculate him? Could it be that the two of them still have secrets that they don't know?

Ladies and gentlemen, seeing this, do you feel that you are in a fog and do not know what to do?

It is too illogical for Vincy to spend such a large amount of time to portray Vincy as a weakling, like a fool, and to talk about a few desperate and resentful old prostitutes.

It's right to have this view, it's not the author's trickery, every time you slaughter more dogs, there will be righteous chickens in the party, which is an eternal truth!

The allusion of the 'Hongmen Banquet', Wenxi knows, and his master Liu Chang personally told him that the high emperor Liu Bang and Xiang Yu of that year, in order to compete for the world, Xiang Yu set up the Hongmen Banquet. At the banquet, Emperor Gao almost lost his life.

To be honest, he really doesn't want to meet with this so-called secret envoy, let alone drink and chat with this big mouth, his fist is not as big as the other party, this secret envoy, I don't know why, he always likes to inquire about other people's privacy, and he also wants to inquire about his master's privacy, who is it! Knowingly or unintentionally, he told him the secrets of the governor. He really didn't dare to listen, let alone listen.

What are you kidding, your master is here to take over, not to overthrow the old world, to succeed peacefully, better than anything else, as for whether the predecessor is incorruptible, that is a matter for the superiors to consider, for themselves, more is better than less, especially about their own boss, it is best not to know anything!

He wanted to engage in high-profile prostitution and find a few prostitutes to block arrows for him, but in this way, he was arrested, hehe, of course, he couldn't go to the appointment.

I didn't expect it, maybe it was because people were not as good as heaven, and I wanted to prostitute wholeheartedly, but I didn't succeed, or in other words, I was almost glanced at by Lao Chang; And Mr. Yanagishita, who has always wanted to be a righteous gentleman, has become the protagonist of prostitution, who to cry to.

We will no longer describe a few old prostitutes surrounding the willows, pointing fingers, and scolding him for breaking his conscience, liking the new and hating the old, and receiving a thousand knives. Speaking of alone, just when the scene was chaotic and a large group of enthusiastic audiences appeared around, they all said that Liu Xia Huang was a glamorous young man, who turned out to be a strange person in the prostitution world, not to mention the grandmother complex, and did not give money for prostitution, sneered and strongly condemned, another important character appeared, who, of course, was the liar Mr. Sima Ying.

"Wrong, wrong!" When several officials, according to the reports of the masses, prepared to escort Liu Xia Huang back to the yamen, the 'whistleblower' who stayed in the dark finally couldn't help it and blocked the way of several officials.

The official shouted, "Who are you?!" If you dare to obstruct the law enforcement of the government, you can know that the law is strict! ”

Of course, the officials didn't know who was coming, anyway, the order given from above was to bring back to the yamen those who were accused of soliciting prostitution. Anything else, none of their business.

At the scene, human witnesses, and physical evidence are there, how can you listen to a passer-by's chatter.

"I, I'm the whistleblower" Sima Ying was a little panicked, pointed to Wen Xi who stayed on the side stupidly, and said, "I reported him, not him!" ”

"You reported it? Who did he prostitute!? The official also glanced at Wen Xi, and was a little afraid to confirm it, so he asked Sima Ying.

"He" Sima Ying looked around, pointed to a few old prostitutes, and said, "He is prostituting them."

"Nonsense, when did this little Langjun prostitute us?" At this time, the old witch quit, stared at her, and scolded Sima Zhen: "Who prostituted me, and you still want you to tell me?" What the hell! Why don't you say that he glanced at your mother? ”

"Yes, yes" The official said to Sima Ying with a bit of evil taste, since ancient times, Yin people and informers have been hated. As a servant, although he likes this kind of person at work, but, in his heart, he is still very ashamed of this kind of person's character, and today he will say goodbye to others, maybe one day, it will be his turn: "Is it that you remember wrongly, or you didn't see it clearly, maybe he glanced at Lingtang." Rest assured, the law is strict, and no matter who he glances at, we will punish him severely. ”