Chapter 186: Recruit a liar as an assistant

"The poorer, the more honorable? Cut, it's really yours, what do you think. Vincy seemed to have heard of this unbelievable topic somewhere, who exactly said it, where, and who it said, but he didn't remember it at all, and he wasn't interested in this anti-life topic anyway, so he said: "If you can't find a good place to eat, then go to which governor's palace to see, this place, you should always know." ”

It seems that there is no hope for his own food, clothing, housing and transportation to rely on the 'citybilly' in this city, and he has to figure out his own way.

Only wait until I see Nalan Ying, no matter what, this Nalan Ying is known as the 'Governor's Secret Envoy', and he will not be a 'poor man'.

Didn't that Nalan Ying say that let him live in the governor's courtyard temporarily, just by hearing the name, he will know that it must be luxurious, atmospheric, and high-grade.

Whether you can live or not, let's not talk about it for the time being, take a look, visit, and nourish your eyes will never be taboo.

"I...."Liu Shita was speechless, I don't know what to say, I am an errand for the patriarch, serving tea and pouring water, receiving a courier, and patting the sycophants by the way.

Where will you come into contact with the Governor, and where will you know where the Governor's annex is.

Courtyards, courtyards, when you hear it, it is not a serious place, it is not an outer room, or a place to hide dirt and dirt.

Seeing that Liu Xiahuang's face was flushed, as if he was constipated, Vincy was really speechless: "You don't really know, do you?" ”

Yanagishita said hurriedly: "Big brother, big brother, I... I really don't know. ”

"Big brother, I'll call you big brother, okay. Who do you think is a hillbilly? How do I feel, you're more like a hillbilly than I am. "I can't find good food and fun places, and it's understandable that in order to save money, I don't go to these high-spending places at all.

However, if even the 'Governor's Palace' is such a well-known place, you can just say that ordinary people are just ordinary people, after all, it has nothing to do with their own lives, who cares where the leader lives? Unless there is a grudge against this leader!

But Liu Shita Huang said that he didn't know, so he couldn't say it, after all, he had mixed with people at the level of the patriarch, especially by the patriarch, and he had been entrusted with important tasks and monitored himself.

"Oh yes, the Governor's private property" Vincy suddenly remembered what Nalan Ying said, saying that the 800 li land given to him was set aside from the Governor's private property, and the Governor's Mansion must have been built on his private land, so he asked, "You should know where the Governor's private property is, right?" ”

"The Governor has private property?" Vincy didn't expect that this time it wasn't that he was surprised, but that Yanagishita Akira stared at him: "Impossible!" That's against the law. ”

Wen Xi said: "Big brother, you are really my eldest brother, let's not study the question of whether the governor is illegal now, so you don't know?" ”

"I don't know!" Akira Yanagishita was really just shaking his head.

"Huh?" In Vincy's mind, he suddenly felt a shock: "What did you just say?" ”

Yanagishita didn't know why Vinci suddenly had such a big reaction, and said, "I don't know. ”

Wen Xi said: "It's not this sentence, the previous sentence." ”

Akira Yanagi said: "The last sentence, the previous sentence....big brother, you are really..."

Vincy said, "That's what I said, what you said." ”

"What did I say? What am I talking about?" said Yanagishita, after thinking for a moment, "by the way, the governor does not have private property, and it is illegal to have private property. ”

"Yes, yes, that's it." Vincy seemed to be very excited, and even his voice trembled a little, "How do you know that it is illegal for the Governor to have private property?" Who told you that! ”

Yanagi said: "Rules, clear regulations." ”

Vincy couldn't help but raise his voice and said, "It is clearly stipulated that the governor cannot have private property?!" ”

Akira Yanashita said: "Yes, the governor is appointed from above, and he has a term of office. You also get private property, and I also get private property, and if they don't get rid of it, we won't be able to live. ”

"Oh my God, how did I fall into such a big pit!" Vincy put his hands in his hair, and even the crown that he wore on his head and gave him by his master was removed, he didn't know, and sighed in a long voice, "Oh my God, my God, the routine in the city is too deep, I want to go back to the suburbs, it's terrible here!" ”

The law clearly stipulates that the governor cannot have private property, but the governor blatantly lets himself know his private property, or rather, let his master know that he has private property, and the purpose is only one: that is, whether the master takes over the position of governor or not, he must stand in the same position with him, otherwise, he is the enemy of life and death.

And Shigong or their group, who is new to the city, has no background and no support, or they are strong enough to kill gods when they meet gods, kill Buddhas when they meet Buddhas, and push and crush them all the way, or, hehe, or a fart, obediently be a puppet.

Crushing? By what? I can't even deal with a shadow by myself, and if I hadn't broken it, I wouldn't have been able to discover his existence.

Even what they thought was the most primitive striking weapon--- the golden hoop stick could not deal with it on its own.

The more Vincy thought about it, the more discouraged he became, and he sat there dejectedly, not saying a word.

If you don't mix with different streams, you have to die; If you don't want to die, you must resist; To resist, one must have the ability to protect oneself; To protect oneself, one must arm oneself; If you want to arm yourself, you must at least have the same technology as the other party, no matter how good the spear is, it is a joke in front of the short gun.

It is clear that the side with the spear is himself! The funniest thing is that it is Shigong's special car, and in terms of speed alone, it is not as good as the flying machine provided by the small vendor who does the rental business, what does this mean? On their own side, they don't even have a chance to escape; Not to mention offensive weapons, not even decent defensive weapons!

No wonder, neither the governor nor the patriarch took them seriously at all.

These people, in their eyes, are ants! Perhaps, not even ants!

Vincy woke up from the silence and saw that they were still where they were, so he urged, "Go, why don't you go?" ”

"Big brother, where are you going?" Yanagishita asked.

"Where are you going? Where are you going,, where are you going? Vincy raised his eyes and looked around, this is a flat land, surrounded by towering trees, and he didn't know where to go, so he said: "Isn't there an autopilot, let it go automatically, where is it lively." You have to spend it today, otherwise, if you confiscate it for me one day, it will be called wronged! ”

Yanagi shook his head and said, "That's not good, let it choose, he will take us to the slums, where it is the most lively." ”

"Then go to the slums, whatever it is, just be lively. I just like to be lively. Vincy was depressed, but he didn't care what it was, as long as he could relieve his depressed mood.

Only then did they enter the so-called 'city', and it was just a matter of being treated as a turtle, because they did have some 'turtles' for them, but it was too uncomfortable to be 'dug holes' everywhere, and the patriarch had just finished digging, and the governor also came to join in the fun.

What's even more depressing is that our 'Lord Governor' is very chic, and he still fucking waving to himself in the pit, do you jump or not? "Master, why haven't you been there!" Wen Xi thought about his master Liu Chang in his heart more than once. With such a complicated situation, Vincy really felt that he really couldn't cope with it.

What's worse is that he can't contact Shigong at all now, and Shigong is still traveling hundreds of light-years away, and he doesn't have long-distance communication equipment.

He has money now, he can buy and sell, but Shigong doesn't! That '' is weird, it has to be matched before it can be communicated!

Ordinary photoelectric signals, a one-way journey will take hundreds of years, waiting for the teacher to reply, I don't know what year it is. There's no way, since you can't communicate with your master, you have to rely on yourself. The only thing that made Vinci feel relieved was that the governor's side, for some reason, also arranged a 'second pole' to meet with him, which was not considered an official contact.

Since you have arranged a 'two-pole', I am also a 'two-pole', a pair of 'two-pole', hehe, flat!

'Two poles' meet, of course, there must be a 'two poles' form, what's wrong with the slums, just entertain you in the slums, if there is another 'female Lu' it will be perfect.

"Hahahaha" Thinking of this, Vincy suddenly burst out laughing, if, the current governor's secret envoy and the envoy who took over the governor's sake, the two of them indulged in profligacy in 'Nulu', and this news was spread, would it cause a sensation? Perhaps, no one will believe it.

After laughing for a while, Vincy still gave up his thoughts, "Forget it, I don't have a lover yet, and the people at the headquarters know it, whose girl will marry her."

Besides, the 'people' here look like people, but who knows if they're 'people' or not? If it's just a 'human' monster, wouldn't it be too much of a loss, and I'm still a 'boy' now, and I've been guarding myself like jade for decades, so I can't let those monsters give Huohuo. ”

looked at the sorrow and joy, and for a while the eyebrows and eyes were together; Vincy, who laughed out loud after a while, didn't dare to speak, silently set the route, and the car soared into the sky and disappeared into the sky.

It's just that what Vincy didn't know was that as soon as they left, two people walked over from not far away, looking at the back that disappeared into the air, just hehe, the two exchanged glances and didn't speak.

Then, another flying machine, followed.

When Vincy and Akira Yanagishita arrived at the so-called 'slum', they only shocked Vinci.

He had always called himself a 'hillbilly', and only now did he really feel that he didn't even qualify as a 'hillbilly': it was a place full of high-rise buildings and a lot of traffic on the streets. The bustling crowd is like a tide, with neon dazzling lights and trance-like lights, both illusory and real.

"High, fucking high!" In front of a towering building, Vincy wanted to say a few words about the four-character idioms that the master had taught him, but he went through all the four-character idioms he knew or memorized, what was 'majestic' and what was 'beautiful'...... None of them can match his current feelings, only this sentence can express his inner feelings!

"You call this a 'slum'?" Vincy didn't dare to imagine that if this place was called a slum, what would be the name of the home he lived in the base, just two yards before and after, a few wings, and the front and back of the house, and his wife planted all kinds of vegetables, and raised all kinds of chickens and ducks.

It's just that there is no time, and if there is time, the old lady even wants to raise pigs. Should it be called a pigsty or a kennel?

Slums should not have their own characteristics: "poor" is right, how can there be "poverty" here!

Before Liu Xia Huang could speak, Vincy said loudly: "Right here, I'm going to buy a house here, this is home!" Wasn't I fooled by you, a fool went to the mountains and old forests to build a house, and lived here, so that he could look like a home, hahaha, that's it! ”

As soon as Vincy's words fell, he saw a gentleman who rushed to him with a smile on his face: "Sir, do you want to buy a house?" ”

Vincy didn't understand what was going on, and turned to ask Yanagishita, "He, who is he?" ”

The person who came didn't give Liu Xia a chance to interject at all, and bowed his head and said to Vincy: "You don't care who I am, as long as you want to buy a house, find me to promise yes, I am the best salesman in this area!" This is my name, you have taken it. As he spoke, he handed over a piece of paper.

Wen Xi looked at that thing suspiciously, but it was the same thing as an identity description, but there were many titles on it, what "host, independent scholar, social commentator, senior economist, and well-known media person Sima Zhen"

Vincy looked at the name, then at the lewd man in front of him, and said, "You have a house?" ”

The lewd man smiled: "Look at what you always say, I am a professional buyer, I have the biggest and best house in the city, as long as you always open your mouth......"

Vincy frowned and looked at the piece of paper in his hand, and before anyone could finish, he said, "What is this 'host'?" Do you need to have a 'host' to buy a house? ”

The person who came was startled, snatched back the piece of paper in Vincy's hand, and stuffed another one into Vincy's hand like a whirlwind, saying, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I took the wrong one, I took the wrong one, it's not this one, it's... It's this one.... Huanyu real estate developer, everyone has a house to live in, everyone has exercises, anti-counterfeiting qigong masters; The manager of the lunch store, Sima Zhen, hehe, it's me, I'm Sima Zhen, Internet David, it's me, it's me, it's a very famous ......"

Vincy leaned into Akira's ear and whispered, "How do I feel...... He's like a liar......"

Liu Xia Huang was not polite at all, and said loudly: "What is it, he is a liar!" ”

"Huh? What a liar?! ”

"Who is a liar!"

Two voices came out almost simultaneously, but one was a surprise and the other was an outrage! The voice of surprise was of course made by Vincy: "Hey, Mr. Liar......"

The person who came was exposed to his face, and he was a little angry, and said: "I warn you, if you slander me as a liar and ruin my reputation again, I will reserve the right to hold you legally responsible and accuse you......" But before he finished speaking, he saw Vincy take out a black thing from his arms, the size of a thumb, and throw it upwards in his hand.

As a veteran liar, of course, you can see at a glance what that black thing is--- and it is gold!! I really don't understand, what Vincy is doing here, damn, such a big lump, I've never seen it in my life, watching, watching, unconsciously swallowing my saliva, and forgetting what I was going to say just now.

Vincy pursed her lips and smiled, and said to the visitor, "Mr. Liar?!" I'll call you that, no problem. ”

Sima Ying stared intently at the black thing, and his eyes followed the movement of the pure gold: "This.... What do you mean, sir? Killable.... Don't disgrace ....."

"So, what now......" Vincy took out another piece, put it in the palm of his hand, and said with a smile: "Insult me, no opinion, right?" ”

"It's... For me? Sima Ju was incredulous, and he couldn't even say anything, ".... Insult, insult ....."

"That's it, if you have something to say, you can jump at every turn, how unsightly...."Vincy threw the two pieces of black gold to the person who came, and said, "From now on, you will follow me..."

"Big brother!" Yanagi Akira didn't expect Vincy to come out like this suddenly, he was taken aback, and hurriedly reminded Vincy, "He, he, he's a liar." ”

Vincy said, "What's wrong with the liar, I need the liar right now." Liars have a heart of Orchid, do you know what it is? ”

Yanagishita was puzzled and said, "The liar still has ..... Orchid Heart? ”

"I don't understand. Hahaha," Vinci laughed, "Observing words and emotions is the basic skill of a liar. Guess what, why does this liar only lie to me and not to you? ”

"You've been deceived, and you're so happy." Yanagishita muttered in a low voice.

"Because," said Vincy, "I'm not only a hillbilly, I'm fucking like a hillbilly!" You say yes, Mr. Sima Ying! ”

"This.... Hehe...."Sima Liar was a little embarrassed, what this uncle said was really right, when he looked at him, he felt that this kid was a fat sheep, a stupid man with a lot of money. It's just that I didn't expect that people don't know if they are stupid, and the money is for sure.

"Okay" Wen Xi Zhengse said: "Now, immediately, immediately find me a highest-class, atmospheric, and high-grade wine house, uncle, I have a treat...... Remember, you don't have to save money for your uncle! ”

"Yes," Sima Ying agreed bitterly, turned around and left.

"Hmph" Seeing that Sima Ying was far away, Liu Xia snorted disdainfully, and said, "This little liar must have taken the opportunity to slip away."

Vincy asked rhetorically, "How so?" ”

Yanagishita said: "He didn't even ask for money for his errands. ”

Vincy said, "Doesn't he have money in his hands?" ”

Yanagishita said, "Isn't that what you rewarded him?" ”

Vincy nodded and said, "Yes."

Yanagi was a little puzzled and asked, "Then what money does he use to do things?" ”

"Let's take a look first" Wen Xi put his hands behind his back, looked at the direction where Sima Ying disappeared, and said lightly: "If he runs away, it can only prove that I have lost my eyes, and there is nothing to lose." If he gets things done, we have multiple helpers, don't we? Two black stones, worth it! ”