Chapter 2 Immortal Venerable

The night was getting deeper.

Lu Li yawned, and after confirming that his forum account had been banned, and after repeatedly trying to appeal many times, but still unable to speak, Lu Li finally chose to give up.

I said a thousand!

It's like a text message that Qin Shi Huang resurrected and asked you to make money.

A discerning person looks at "Taigu Xiu Zhenji" is, I just increase the effect of the show, and make people laugh!

I'm not a scammer, am I?

Dry!

What's going on with this dog platform!

Don't ban those young ladies who dance and cheat on rewards, and ban grassroots trumpets like me?

Lu centrifugal was very unconvinced.

The fans of his account are about to break 100, and according to the popularity of the post, it is possible to break 1,000 fans!

If you have more than 1,000 fans, you can verify the forum owner, and you can receive some advertisements and make a little money!

Lean back in your chair.

After a series of unconvincing and unwillingness, his emotions finally turned into chagrin and regret.

Why!

Why do I want to hang up those thousand dollars for the show effect?

Why!

Stealing chickens doesn't make you lose rice.

Annoyed for a long time, Lu Li finally sighed faintly, stood up and looked out the window.

Somehow......

He felt that today's moon was particularly bright, the cold moonlight shone on the earth, as if the earth was covered with a layer of silver, obviously it was summer in June, but there was an inexplicable sense of coldness.

There was a sound of the mall closing nearby, but the bar in the distance was still open, and it seemed that some men and women were standing in front of the bar, smoking or chatting.

A gust of wind blew from the window, blowing the sound of flipping books on the table.

Lu Hao subconsciously walked to the desk.

Desk ......

Lu Hao glanced at it.

The "Classic of Mountains and Seas" was blown into the "Classic of the West Mountains" by the wind.

"The west water travels a hundred miles, and as for the mountain of Yiwang, there is no grass and trees, and there is a lot of gold and jade. There is a beast, its shape is like a raccoon, one eye and three tails, the name is called a shy, its sound is like a hundred sounds, it can resist the evil, and it has been served. ”

After Lu Li finished reading this paragraph, his face showed a trace of gratuitous yearning.

This is talking about an animal like an ordinary raccoon, but it is only one eye, three tails, and its name is Zhen, which can be raised to ward off evil spirits, and eating its meat can cure jaundice.

I have to say.

The animals recorded in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" are too curious.

Lu Hao simulated a tanuki with one eye and three tails in his mind.

After thinking about it for a long time, I felt unreasonable.

Three tails.

One eye.

What does this look like?

What do three tails do?

This is completely contrary to the theory of biological evolution, okay?

Although Lu Hao has doubts about the animals in "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", he thinks that it should be that the ancients saw strange animals, and even accidentally saw a raccoon cat that was poked blind, and then began to make it up with false rumors.

After all......

Lu Hao felt that there were still many people like himself who could make things up.

Come to think of this......

He was suddenly in the mood again.

"Or, I can't sleep left and right anyway, I'll make up some more?"

"It's been closed for three days, but it's actually ...... very quickly"

“……”

Thinking of this, Lu Hao stared at the network again.

Then, crackling began to type.

"The real world in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", the ancient myths and legends are revealed!"

"The battle of the gods, the desolation is shattered, divided into small worlds, planets ......"

"Flood wilderness, that's a vast battlefield!"

"The earth is only a part of what was once a desolation!"

"And the eight planets, in fact, are also part of the flood ......"

“……”

Lu Li became more and more hilarious the more he made it up, and even when he made it up, he was a little immersed in it, and his mind simulated the vast mythical battlefield in the novel.

After writing this article in one go, Lu Li took a look at the lifting time again.

70 hours to go!

He was looking forward to it.

He felt a hint of exhaustion as the moonlight shone on his face in the void.

Then he yawned again and went to the bed to lie down.

Go to bed early.

I have to go to the hotel tomorrow to serve the plates......

Lu Li just closed his eyes and soon fell asleep.

"Immortal Venerable!"

"Immortal Venerable ......"

"Immortal Venerable ......"

“……”

In a daze......

He seemed to hear an eerie voice murmuring incessantly.

It was like a baby who could just speak, full of immaturity, and a slight bump and milky sound.

But the voice was extremely respectful.

This sound did not disturb Lu Hao's sleep, but made Lu Hao dream quickly.

He dreamed that his forum fans exceeded one million and became the first forum owner of the forum!

He dreamed of countless advertisers who had blown up their phones and asked them to help advertise and sell products......

He dreamed that he was driving a luxury car to college......

The stunning eyes of strange students, the yearning of female students, the shock of dormitory students, and even the beautiful and cute school flower in the novel standing in the distance, glancing at themselves.

In that glimpse......

Countless jealousy, envy, admiration......

Countless whispering voices.

He seemed to be standing on the stage and became the protagonist of all the attention, starry!

It's been a long time since he's had such a beautiful dream!

"Immortal Venerable!"

"Immortal Venerable?"

"Immortal Venerable!"

“……”

I don't know how long it took......

An inexplicable call sounded in Lu Hao's ears again.

The dream was shattered by the cries of the call!

Lu Hao was so unhappy that he opened his eyes.

"It's early in the morning, and I don't let people sleep!"

“……”

He grumbled, his eyes looking at the place where the sound had come from.

But......

The next moment!

There was a foul smell of burnt burning between his snorts.

His mind trembled like a thunderbolt!

His eyes widened.

What did he see......

"Immortal Venerable, please accept the apprentice's worship!"

“……”

He saw a cat!

Wait a minute!

That's not right!

Is this a cat?

His whole body was charred and blackened, as if it had been burned by fire, and his skin was full of wounds......

One eye is black and hollow, and it seems to be blind, while the other eye is full of a very human-like sense of agility.

Three fried tails?

Wait a minute!

Wrong!

Not three tails, but what seemed to be one, burned into three sides by the fire, in the sun, constantly floating around.

In its mouth, it was holding a black plastic bag, and its eyes seemed to be staring at Lu Hao expectantly.

It doesn't matter!

Vital......

"Xianzun is above, the disciple is enlightened by the opportunity of Xianzun, please accept me as a disciple and pass on my Dao method, in the future, I will serve Xianzun around, serve tea and water, make cattle and horses, and never betray ...... life"

“……”

Lu Li felt that he might have read too many novels, or had he read too many things like "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" and "The Emperor's Inner Classic......

What did he see?

He saw it!

A cat!

A cat with three tails!

is spitting human words, speaking human words in a very unscientific way!

"Immortal Venerable, this is my registration fee, one thousand yuan, no more, no less! Please take me as an apprentice! ”

“……”

The cat's mouth put down the black bag, and the black bag revealed a thousand dollars......

And then......

It knelt on its forefeet.

Pouted his ass very respectfully and lowered his head.

Seem......

Kowtow to the landing?