"Immortal Venerable!"

"I know that I am stupid, stupid and unsightly......"

"But, please take me as an apprentice for the sake of God's virtue of a good life and my humble study!"

"If a disciple violates his oath in the future, he will fall into Yama forever, suffer from hell forever, and never be reborn!"

“……”

Early morning.

A ray of dawn shined through the window and into the black cat.

The black cat kept drooping its head, its scorched body trembled constantly, and the smell of fried fur echoed in the room from beginning to end, but the voice became extremely respectful, even revealing panic, and it didn't dare to look up at Lu Li at all.

Lu Li only felt that the room was suddenly very cold.

Even when the light of dawn shone on the room, he still didn't feel any warmth, but became more and more cold.

His brain was buzzing, the blood in his whole body was coagulated, and the whole person was confused.

A cat!

A three-tailed cat, actually spoke!

What's even more exaggerated is that in that one-eye, the human emotions reveal extraordinarily obvious, like the ancient times, or those seekers in novels.

This is not scientific, the voice organ of a cat is completely different from that of a human being!

It's impossible to spit out anyway!

Even though Lu Li had read countless novels, after encountering such a situation, he was still in a trance, thinking that he was dreaming.

After a long time.

He let out a deep breath.

"Who are you!"

“……”

Window.

The breakfast shop is very noisy, not far away, there is a faint smell of steamed buns, and the smell of dried fish.

Dried fish!

This is the favorite food of black cats.

On weekdays, as long as it smells, the corners of its mouth will be full of relish, and it can't resist the temptation and runs out.

The black cat's whole body trembled again.

Lu Li's seemingly light voice, but in the ears of the black cat, it is like a lingering Sanskrit sound, with strong penetrating power and a trace of majesty.

It didn't dare to look up.

"Back to Immortal Venerable, the disciple doesn't know who the disciple is...... The disciple was originally a 13-year-old living kitten, already in the age of the candle, living in Yenching University, fortunately in the academy, and under the education of the former servant, he knew some words, and then due to an accident, the former servant and I got lost, and I became a stray cat inexplicably......"

"I have traveled to many places, I am used to seeing many things, I am getting older, my body is gradually withering, and my strength is gradually losing my ...... before"

"When I traveled more than 1,000 kilometers to Taishi, I knew that my limit had arrived, and I wanted to find a place to be like other people of the same kind, but I was left in loneliness, and I didn't want to see Xianzun open the door of the temple by chance, and accept disciples, and there was news of teaching without class, and I occasionally peeked at the ...... of "Taigu Xiu Zhenjue"

"Those words, many disciples don't know, but they are full of strange powers, impacting the disciple's consciousness, and then either the immortal venerable power is shrouded, or the disciple's own chance, the disciple opens up his spiritual wisdom, and even survives the thunderstorm, changes his life against the sky, and increases some longevity ......for no reason."

"After that, I knew that my opportunity had come, so I traveled thousands of miles to this place to sincerely worship and seek the Tao!"

“……”

air.

A voice rang out with great reverence and reverence.

Lu Li stared at the scarred black cat.

Although it was better than when I saw it before and I was almost stunned, it still felt extremely magical.

Stray cats......

I met by chance, and suddenly opened my mind.

These are not difficult to understand, the novels are particularly badly written.

"You're from a thousand miles away? How did you know I was here? ”

Lu Li was suddenly stunned.

More than 1,000 miles, even if it is a car, it will take more than ten hours to drive, right?

Moreover, what shocked Lu Li even more was that he just posted a post on the Internet, and this post was quickly deleted, even if it was positioned, it couldn't be so accurate, right?

How did this find itself?

The more he thought about it, the creepi he felt.

A lot of unscientific things that subvert his cognition make him wonder if he is having auditory hallucinations or if he is crazy.

"Yes!"

"The disciple climbs the mountain and wades through the water, although the disciple is extremely fast, but the physical strength is really not enough, fortunately, the disciple has taken the servant's car and the high-speed train before opening the spiritual wisdom, the disciple knows what is the fastest...... The disciple was ashamed and became a ticket evasion peddler, if in the future, the disciple has the opportunity, he will make up for it twice, and he will not get any cheapness......"

"As for how the disciple knew the location of the Immortal Venerable, this disciple didn't know what to say, or the disciple's supernatural powers? In short, after the disciple opened his spiritual wisdom, the disciple could vaguely see an extremely holy long line, that long line was very hazy, but it kept pointing to the direction of the Immortal Venerable, perhaps, this should be the disciple's chance line......

Or ...... The master opened a sect, recruited disciples, and the world was full of opportunities, waiting for those who were destined? ”

"Anyway!"

"Ask the Immortal Venerable to accept the disciple as a disciple for the sake of his desire to seek the Tao!"

“……”

The black cat was still crawling.

But Lu Li subconsciously looked around......

Line?

What line?

He can't see anything!

The world he saw with his naked eyes was normal except for a strange black cat.

"What's your name......"

"The former servant once called the disciple Xiao Hei, but the disciple did not agree with this name, and hoped that the master would give him the name!"

"Little Black ......"

Lu Li looked at the black cat in a daze, and subconsciously muttered.

Isn't this the same as the name of a cat and a dog?

Little white, little black......

Some third-rate time-traveling novels have a few names for pets.

It's embarrassing.

Just when Lu Li felt speechless......

Suddenly!

It saw Xiao Hei's whole body tremble violently, and then suddenly under the dawn, his pupils suddenly dilated, and then, his whole body suddenly seemed to stand upright uncontrollably, looking up at Lu Li, his eyes were deep, full of trance and confusion, and finally, he knelt down extremely reverently.

"Thank you Immortal Venerable for the name! In the future, I will be called Xiao Hei! ”

"Huh?"

"Xianzun, I just feel that my whole body is surrounded by sunset, and the place of the spiritual platform is full of all kinds of Sanskrit sounds, sacred and untouchable, Xianzun, you have given me a new name, now, the disciple pleads again, please accept the disciple, let the disciple serve the master for life!"

“……”

The black cat shouted respectfully!

Lu Li's eyes widened.

Surrounded by glow?

Sanskrit sounds?

Sacred and untouchable?

Why can't I see anything?

And what is the so-called chance line......

Damn it!

Why can't I see it either?

Is this guy fooling me?

Is this guy mentally ill?

I......

"Please accept the disciple as an apprentice!"

“……”

"Please accept the disciple as a disciple, otherwise, the disciple will not be able to kneel for a long time, and he will not give up!"

“……”

The black cat burst into a loud voice.

"Oops......"

"No, I'm going to be late for work!"

"I'm sorry, Blackie, I'm in a hurry right now, I have to go first......"

“……”

At this time, Lu Li was shocked as if he had thought of something.

Then he glanced at the black cat and immediately walked out of the house.

"Immortal Venerable is busy first!"

"The disciple will not leave half a step!"

"The disciple's heart of seeking the Tao is persevering, and everything in heaven and earth can be seen!"

“……”

The voice of a black cat came from behind Lu Hao......

And after walking out of the door, Lu Hao still felt a little trance.

He never dreamed of it......

He's just bragging about it online.

Some people really believe it!

Wait a minute......

It was a cat who believed in it......

And this cat!

Oh my god, what's going on in this world?

My worldview has been turned upside down!

………………………………

On this day, Lu Li spent it in a state of confusion.

I always feel that this world seems to be different from the world I know.

I even wonder if I really have a problem with my cognition.

I really can't understand how a cat can talk!

The more I think about it, the more wrong it becomes!

Because of this muddy thinking, Lu Li began to be distracted, and even served a few wrong dishes, and misplaced the smelly signature stinky tofu on a very high-end blind date table with a harmonious conversation and laughter.

The smell fills the room in an instant......

Both men and women were shocked!

Doesn't that mean we stink?

The woman, in particular, kept retching when she smelled the stinky tofu......

In the voice of anger and complaints from the blind date man and woman, the hotel foreman roared at Lu Li, and the spit stars sprayed onto the wall.

This roar made Lu Li feel like he was living in real life.

Instead, he inexplicably relaxed.

After a busy day......

Lu Li dragged his tired body back home.

At the moment of pushing open the door......

He stared at the black cat, which was still kneeling on the ground.

"Welcome Immortal Venerable home!"

“……”

The black cat's eyes were blazing, like flames that could turn a house into ashes.

It's blazing......