Chapter 42: Little Red Riding Hood
It is obvious that the Peggy in the lyrics sung by Little Red Riding Hood is Peggy Pig.
The Sage Trial Ticket also had Peggy printed on it, so Yu Mingchuan raised a smiling face in front of Little Red Riding Hood.
Little Red Riding Hood looked less than a meter five tall, with blue eyes under curly eyelashes, and long blonde hair peeking out of a large red hood.
The blush is dotted with a few small freckles. But these freckles do not spoil her beauty, but add a sense of mischievousness.
Three years starts, the maximum death penalty.
It's really a little Lori that makes people jump out of their minds when they see it!
But in fact, Yu Mingchuan had been afraid just now, and he saw a pig's face under the red hood.
Now seeing that it was a delicate baby face, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"Little sister, do you like Peppa Pig too? My brother also likes Peggy's very much. "The first step to lowering the other person's vigilance is to talk about topics that interest the other person.
"Well, I have to go to my grandmother's house every night when I come home from school to see Peppa Pig!" Little Red Riding Hood put on an energetic smile.
Is it reasonable that Little Red Riding Hood is still in school because there are too many elements?
"So your grandmother still has a TV at home?"
After hearing Yu Mingchuan's question, Little Red Riding Hood couldn't help but answer his question with contempt.
"How can I watch Peppa Pig without TV. And not every TV is furniture? ”
"Can I go with you to my grandmother's house? Yu has been poor since he was a child, and he has been lonely until now, he doesn't have a TV, and he has wanted to watch Peppy Pig for a long time......" As he spoke, Yu Mingchuan picked up the gauze under the wheelchair and wiped his eyes.
Not to mention, the texture of this gauze is relatively rough, and it successfully rubs the red around the eyes. creates an expression of excessive sadness.
"Absolutely! Grandma came back very late, and you won't meet her if you go straight away after watching Peppy Pig. ”
Little Red Riding Hood smiled a little mysteriously after speaking, and there were two cute little dimples when she laughed.
As he spoke, he lifted the small pink and white floral cloth covering the basket.
"Well, it's brown sugar honey buns, and white truffle bread and baguettes. Which one would you like to try? Little Red Riding Hood looked at him expectantly.
"Grandma said that Little Red Riding Hood can only bring friends home, and only those who have eaten the bread made by Little Red Riding Hood are friends."
Yu Mingchuan observed the three types of bread in the basket.
The first brown sugar honey bun has a few curved black bars on the outside of the yellow and clear bread crust. The shape looks a bit like a bee.
The second white truffle bread looks very tasty and has a normal appearance.
The third baguette, to be honest, looks a bit like a weapon.
It is also common to eat sawdust in baguettes, and it also requires a long infiltration of saliva and small bites to swallow before eating.
Weapons seem to be more appropriately called than food.
"Baguette, thick and long, makes people feel intimate."
Yu Mingchuan took out the baguette and held it in his hand, feeling hard. First, he mustered up all the strength to throw the baguette on the wheelchair.
"Smack!"
Both sides are intact.
Yu Mingchuan was silent.
"How do you make this baguette, it looks delicious and delicious."
Little Red Riding Hood puffed up her little chest when she heard this, and explained proudly:
"Stir in a kilogram of river water at more than 100 degrees Celsius with Uncle Klon's leather shoes, and then add 8 grams of magic sea salt to 5 kilograms of flour and stir well."
"Pour in the wood chips and red brick soup, stir into a flocculent, knead into a smooth dough and continue to ferment in a warm place until it is twice as large, press and knead into a rectangle, fold it up and close the mouth, put it on a baking sheet covered with lard, and heat it in the oven..."
"No wonder it's so delicious, it's because Little Red Riding Hood, you not only have exquisite skills, but also a craftsman spirit!" Yu Mingchuan praised against his will.
Obviously, other superficially normal bread practices should be just as strange.
While speaking, Yu Mingchuan didn't know when he had eaten a whole baguette, and even hiccuped.
Of course, he didn't eat it really, but put the real baguette into the [Ordinary Band] while Little Red Riding Hood was telling him how to cook the baguette.
Then he used [God Says] to conjure up a normal baguette to confuse the truth.
"Great! You're Little Red Riding Hood's first friend now! Little Red Riding Hood danced merrily.
“…… None of the people who wanted to be friends with you before made it past your bread? Yu Mingchuan asked.
"Well, well, it's super delicious, isn't it!" Little Red Riding Age lowered her eyes and puffed out her red cheeks.
"Little Red Riding Hood, what's your name, I think just calling you Little Red Riding Hood makes us have a very unfamiliar relationship."
"Alice, just call me little Alice!"
"What about you?"
"Just call me brother."
Definitely not worried about some kind of witchcraft that can cast a spell if you know your real name.
……
In a candy house-like hut deep in the forest, Yu Mingchuan and Alice watch Peppa Pig together.
Soon came the ending song.
"I'm Paige Piggy,
This is my little pig brother George,
This is my Mommy Piggy,
This is my daddy pig pig,
Hahaha!! ”
After reading it, Yu Mingchuan couldn't help but start thinking about the meaning of what he did.
"Brother, what do you think of Peppy Pig's thoughts and feelings in this episode?"
Good guys, put it here, leave it here.
"I don't understand it at all."
"Every move of Peggy and her brother George is unfathomable."
Alice looked a little dissatisfied with his answer.
Just then, his familiar voice came over the TV.
"First of all, let us thank the sponsors of the show, the Esoteric Geometric Garden, and the Council of Truth, for their strong support."
"I'm Alyssa, your most popular host in the universe!"
"Wow! Is my true identity going to be revealed today!? No, I can't let Little Red Riding Hood know that the friend she brought home is actually a cosmic superstar! ”
Yu Mingchuan's face was painful, and he struggled to finish this sentence.
Then he glanced at the program [Prize Competition] that was playing on the TV, and Yu Mingchuan asked Little Red Riding Hood very low-key:
"Do you feel like that guy on the TV looks a bit like me?" After speaking, he also pointed.
Little Red Riding Hood took a closer look and came to a conclusion.
"Brother, you're a big star, wow!"
"It's really you, I can't imagine that my foreigner has been trying to keep a low profile or was discovered by you."
Looking at Little Red Riding Hood, starry eyes look at him, gain trust √.
Yu Mingchuan asked her with a smile: "What kind of person is your grandmother?" Can you tell me more about it? ”
"My grandmother is an ugly bastard! Nothing compares to me. She has long, messy reddish-brown curly hair......"
Yu Mingchuan's legs couldn't help shaking, and then answered: "Does she have snow-white skin, her facial features are hidden in a gloomy purple cloak, and her figure is slender." ”
"The stripes on the clothes are pale gold, the cuffs are wide, and he carries a delicate white birdcage."
"yes, how do you know?!" Little Red Riding Hood looked at Yu Mingchuan in surprise.
“…… Can't you see? ”
Feeling a sharp gaze, Yu Mingchuan suddenly felt that he had a myocardial infarction.
He Bengbu lived!