Chapter 43: The Old Witch
"I said."
"The wall above the TV, the clock on the wall, the woman hanging on the clock."
"Can't you see it at all?"
As soon as Yu Mingchuan entered the house, when he sat down to watch TV, he saw the woman in wizard robe hanging on the green lacquered clock.
The pure white birdcage in his hand raised a lush cactus, which hung down to the top edge of the television.
Little Red Riding Hood tilted her head in confusion.
"Huh?"
Yu Mingchuan took a deep breath.
"It's the good-looking big sister who looks noble, cold, beautiful and elegant, shy flowers in the closed moon, captivating the country and the city, the country is fragrant, the fish and geese are sinking, the natural beauty, and the charm is hung on it!"
Yu Mingchuan calmed down in one breath, and even felt the hope of living.
I don't know if it's his delusion, but the woman's gaze on the wall softened a lot.
Oh, woman. Sure enough, I can't stand the praise of my appearance~
"So you mean Grandma Bai Xue, she didn't feel at ease when she left, so she left her body at home to take care of the house." Little Red Riding Hood glanced at Yu Mingchuan, who was stunned, a little strangely.
When he saw Peppy Pig on the entry ticket, he had already vaguely guessed the degree of grass in this copy, but he didn't expect it to be so extremely grassy.
"Was your grandmother called Snow White when she was young?" Yu Mingchuan thought about it and added.
"I guess."
The old pretending to be a sentenceman.
"You know a lot of things, you deserve to be a well-known star in the universe! My grandmother was indeed called Snow White at first. ”
"But then after experiencing some things, I joined the Feather Yellow Society, which is the famous B-class organization in the universe."
"I'm also a cadre of the Yuhuang Society, and I'm a C-level armed person with my grandmother~"
Alice raised her little head proudly.
"Wow~ Then you guys are so amazing, so great! Can you elaborate on that? Yu Mingchuan applauded vigorously.
"How can I say it, the B-class organization is already very powerful, although the sponsors of the show just now [Esoteric Geometric Garden] and [Council of Truth] are both S-class organizations."
"The level is divided into D-C-B-A-S, and the higher the level, the higher the authority. For example, the program [Prize Competition] just aired. ”
"Because the sponsors are two major S-level organizations, the show can be watched anywhere in the universe, and that's the permission."
"But there are only four S-class organizations in the whole universe, so they are collectively called the Big Four. And the evaluation criterion of major organizations is talent. ”
"Talent is the most dynamic element of competition among major organizations in the new cosmic era."
“……”
Through Little Red Riding Hood's narration, Yu Mingchuan knew that an organization with a C-level member could be judged as a C-level organization.
In the same way, once this C-class organization has S-class personnel, it is automatically promoted to an S-class organization.
Therefore, the competition for talent is very fierce.
Under the impetus of this environment, the "theory of talent" has become the tenet of many small organizations.
The Feather Yellow Society is one such gathering place for extremely fanatical radicals.
……
Yu Mingchuan also wanted to leave the candy house, but as soon as he walked towards the door, he was dragged back by a twisted pull.
"Your grandmother is coming back soon, after all, it looks like it's getting late." Yu Mingchuan asked tentatively.
"Don't be so anxious, which one do you think is better, grandma or me?"
Little Red Riding Hood's eyes were red, and she grinned, revealing the dense canine teeth inside.
Yu Mingchuan pretended to think for a moment.
Then he replied: "Actually, your appearance is comparable......
"Huh?" Little Red Riding Hood's nose wrinkled, and her mouth opened wider.
"But in terms of temperament, it's obvious that you're superior!" He said with a sincere expression.
"After all, I'm a well-known star in the universe, and I've appeared on shows sponsored by two S-level organizations."
"I have always been known as an honest and wishful little Langjun!"
He's pulling tiger skin, and he doesn't know how long this identity can confuse Little Red Riding Hood.
Try to fool as much as possible for a while.
……
He didn't know how things had evolved to this extent, in short, Yu Mingchuan was now sitting on a large piece of crème brûlée.
An ornate white birdcage is fastened in the center of the table, and Snow White Witch and Alice Little Red Riding Hood sit at the table munching on a large sandwich.
"That is, I need to help you stay in the Raven Wheat Farm for three years, and then you won't blame me for entering the candy house without permission?" Yu Mingchuan asked as he stirred up a small piece of fried foie gras with chopsticks.
"Yes, my dear child." Bai Xue's whole person was like a white swan, leaning up on her proud neck, "If you don't want to go, it's okay to stay as a material." ”
"Oh, dear Aunt Bai Xue, of course I ......" Yu Mingchuan took out Little Red Riding Hood's baguette and pointed it at the old witch Bai Xue.
"I've been putting up with you for a long time!"
He very successfully stuffed 1/3 of the baguette into Bai Xue's mouth, and then kicked Little Red Riding Glory with a sliding shovel.
Snow tears the bread with her sharp nails with an angry expression, and Little Red Riding Hood's white face also leaves red shoe prints.
Although he doesn't have any attack skills at the moment, it seems certain that he will die in this fight.
But Yu Mingchuan never fought unprepared battles, he had already used [Nature Secret Language] to hear a lot of news through animals.
The owners of the candy house, Bai Xue and Little Red Riding Hood, actually have two mortal enemies.
Big Bad Wolf Gram Little Red Riding Hood.
Hunter gram snow.
According to reliable sources, the Big Bad Wolf and the Hunter have formed an alliance under the Brotherhood's tie-in.
Both are B-level organizations, and the relationship between the [Brotherhood] and the [Feather Yellow Society] is like fire and water.
Therefore, in order to weaken the [Feather Yellow Society], the [Brotherhood] can be said to have made sufficient preparations.
"Oops~ Grandma Bai Xue, don't be so angry, the big bad wolf and the hunter are all outside." Yu Mingchuan pursed his lips.
Bai Xue laughed angrily: "You could have survived like a pig, but now you beg me to strangle you......"
I saw Bai Xue's hand wave up and down, and then clenched.
Ice-blue rainbow circles burst out of the pure white birdcage.
"This spell is a bit long before shaking, you can't do it, old aunt~" Yu Mingchuan sat in a wheelchair and dodged accurately.
There was even time to observe Little Red Riding Hood vs Big Bad Wolf, and it has to be said that Little Red Riding Age was held down to death.
He could even hear the crunch of bones.
The ice-blue rainbow circle that flew from the air did not break the defense of Yu Mingchuan's wheelchair at all!
That's right, Yu Mingchuan is using a wheelchair to defend, either back or block, but as his physical strength is exhausted, there are more and more wounds on his body.
"Click~squeak~" The back of the wheelchair cracked.
"Why hasn't the hunter come yet! The grapevine mistook me! ”
Yu Mingchuan made a quick decision, gave up the wheelchair that had fallen apart, and broke the two small rocket-shaped accelerators on it.
"The quality of your wheelchair is not very good, and you can't even hold on for five minutes." Bai Xue lifted the gorgeous birdcage in his hand higher and higher.
"You can't hide now." Bai Xue smiled a little rampantly.
Yu Mingchuan lay on the ground in embarrassment and tied an accelerator to his legs.
Even if it is to die, he has to die with dignity.
Orcs... Oh no, humanity will never be slaves!
"Give me another 20 seconds!"
He shouted frantically in his heart.