"Where's Mr. Guo?"

"What time is it?"

"Refund !!"

"Refund !!"

The audience shouted angrily......

Today is the stand-up comedy special of Jincheng Deyun Society, but there was an accident before the opening, Guo Degang and the old gentlemen who sang the local opera were so happy, everyone was more tune-up than anyone, and they were so competitive that their voices were dumb.

The apprentice Xiao Yueyue looked up the home remedies on the Internet, saying that drinking sesame oil can temporarily relieve it, Guo Degang drank a bottle of sesame oil suspiciously, his throat was indeed better, and his stomach was broken......

Outside the toilet door.

Xiao Yueyue pinched his nose and spoke in an angry voice: "Is the master finished?" Are the crowds waiting for you to play? ”

Guo Degang's voice was very weak: "You stinky boy, if you want to be the first brother of Deyun, you want to go crazy!" I want to kill your master! ”

Xiao Yueyue looked aggrieved: "Master, don't blame me, I'll go to the trumpet and scold the grandson who made this trick in a while!" In order to save the scene, I invited Uncle Yu from the wine table! ”

Yu Qian leaned on a chair outside the toilet, holding Xingyue Bodhi in one hand, a beer bottle in the other, and a cigarette in his mouth, his face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, and his eyes were squinted as if he was asleep.

"Poof!!" Suddenly, there was a crisp fart sound in the toilet.

Yu Qian, who was in a daze, straightened up suddenly, his eyes widened: "I said the last bottle, which grandson picked up another bottle!! ”

“……”

Xiao Yueyue sighed: "Master, what should I do?" Today, I heard you say that the book is filling the pit, and our brothers and sisters can't say it, or let's apologize and refund the ticket! ”

Guo Degang's weak voice was mixed with a hint of force: "It's impossible to refund the ticket!" Our tenet is non-refundable! Let's do it, let Qu Xiaoyun go on the stage first and say a paragraph, and I'll play when I'm better. ”

"Can Senior Brother Qu do it? Jincheng is the hometown of quyi, the old and young masters are all masters who have eaten and seen, he has never been on the stage once, I think he will be spit down by the audience when he goes on stage......"

"I know my apprentice, and I've been learning from me for a few years, I don't have to say anything about my ability, as for what will happen after he takes the stage, let's see his creation, let's go."

……

Qu Xiaoyun was idle in the background, watching short videos, smiling very brightly - eating in the cafeteria, looking at the mobile phone, the child grinning gif.

"Senior Brother Qu." Xiao Yueyue walked quickly.

"Senior Brother Yue." Qu Xiaoyun put down his phone and stood up to talk.

There is no size on the stage, and there are rules off the stage.

After experiencing the Deyun turmoil, Guo Degang attaches great importance to the character of his apprentices, and pays special attention to the rules of etiquette.

"Master has a bad stomach, let you go on stage for a while." Xiao Yueyue looked very anxious.

Qu Xiaoyun was stunned, he didn't expect the master to let him go on stage, especially in a theater as big as Jincheng.

"Here, take." Xiao Yueyue took an umbrella and handed it to him.

Qu Xiaoyun was confused: "Senior brother, I don't understand, isn't it a folding fan and handkerchief that are eye-catching?" Why do you give me an umbrella? Is the theater leaking? No, this is a new theater......"

Xiao Yueyue patted him on the shoulder and sighed: "There are folding fan handkerchiefs on the eye-catching stage, take the umbrella with you, if there are rotten eggs flying up, you can defend yourself." ”

“……”

Qu Xiaoyun is twenty-three this year, and after failing the college entrance examination, he was admitted to the Deyun Club, unlike other students, he focuses on stand-up comedy, and the detailed score is the direction of storytelling.

On the day of the interview, Guo Degang poured cold water on him: "Child, times have changed, and now I can't make a movie for hundreds of millions at every turn, and it's difficult and difficult to tell a story." ”

Qu Xiaoyun's particularly straightforward answer impressed Lao Guo deeply.

"I think it's difficult for stand-up comedy to surpass Senior Brother Yue, let alone cross talk, Brother Xiaobraid's song "Exploring the Qingshui River" has turned the cross talk theater into a concert, I want to make some achievements in stand-up comedy."

After listening to Guo Degang's evaluation of him: "This kid is quite stunned! ”

Of course, the interview does not depend on your own ability.

Qu Xiaoyun does not have the blessing of the system buff, nor does he have the plug-in of rebirth, it is strange to be able to learn, he has had some strange dreams since he was a child, and in the dream there was a middle-aged man in ancient costume who forced him to learn stand-up comedy.

There are two ancestors in the cross talk line, one is the Han Dynasty "Dongfang Shuo", and the other is the Qing Dynasty nickname "Zhu Shaowen".

The master who taught him was nicknamed "Poor and Afraid", and his accent was a bit like a Shandong accent.

"Tired!"

What is unbelievable is that the dream is like a serial, it can still be picked up every day, if you don't study hard, the master will "bang bang two punches", and it will hurt when you get up the next day after being beaten.

A body of ability is learned under rigorous training, after entering the Deyun Club and trained by Master Guo Degang, he really has two brushes now.

……

Qu Xiaoyun quickly changed into a cyan coat, and his coat looked like a tights.

It's not because of the small coat, compared to the uncle's three hobbies of smoking, drinking, and perming, he loves fitness, and often goes to the gym with his senior brother to burn cloud cakes, and exercises a body of tendon meat, coupled with a harmless face of humans and animals, which can be called the muscle golden wheel of the cross talk world.

In the sound of refunds, Qu Xiaoyun walked onto the stage with a trace of expectation and apprehension.

When he came on stage, he peeked and watched, and the audience was playing with mobile phones, coaxing and coaxing, and they were a little anxious emotionally.

He didn't choose to appear in the way of the newspaper, if he directly told the audience that he had changed, I was afraid that he would really not be able to go on stage.

When the audience saw someone on stage, they were stunned for a moment.

"Who is this man?"

"I don't know, Noodle Sheng."

"Where's Mr. Guo?"

After seeing him sit down, the audience began to gossip, and the theater was in chaos.

"Refund !!"

"Change Mr. Guo to !!"

"Let's go down!!"

Xiao Yueyue behind the scenes turned around and couldn't bear to look at it.

Qu Xiaoyun was not in a hurry, and after the slap was eye-catching, he didn't make a sound.

This trick was taught by Master Guo Degang, the storyteller has one mouth, how can he talk about those positions in the audience, you raise your voice, they have a louder voice than you.

He felt this deeply when he went to school.

The solution is to just open your mouth and not speak, people are curious, and if you can't hear what you say, they will naturally be quiet out of curiosity.

This trick really worked, and the voices in the audience became smaller and smaller.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly: "Hello parents, my name is Qu Xiaoyun, I am a student of the Xiao generation of Deyun Society, I will help my master pass a word, buy a ticket in the theater, and refund the ticket in Iceland." "—a certain place name is not quite appropriate now.

The words are clear, the voice is loud, and the speech is not hurried and quite charming.

There was a boo in the stadium:

"Appeal !!"

"Where's Mr. Guo?"

As a novice on the stage, Qu Xiaoyun was very excited to hear this call.

"My master is in retreat and cultivation in the place of reincarnation of the five grains, and he is about to leave the customs. Everyone is tired of shouting, idle is idle, I know that everyone is a lover of stand-up comedy, and it just so happens that I am also learning stand-up, can you enjoy the ear sound and listen to me for a while? ”

The audience in Jincheng has a characteristic, they will not look down on you because you are not famous, but if you are not really capable, you will be bombarded more than anywhere else.

An eldest sister in the audience with a very loud voice shouted in a standard Jincheng accent: "This baby is very intriguing, let's give it a chance!" ”

There are scattered female audiences:

"Good!"

"Let's have a while!"

As the approval grew louder, the audience gradually fell silent.

Qu Xiaoyun is very happy, not only because the audience has given him the opportunity to perform, but also because all kinds of signals show that his appearance is popular with female audiences, and in the era of looking at his face, he is expected to become the face of the Deyun Tiantuan.

Xiao Yueyue, who was standing behind the scenes, was thinking about how his junior brother was knocked off the stage, but he didn't expect the theater to be quiet, and he couldn't help but turn around to see how his junior brother should deal with it next......