Facing the audience of nearly 1,000 people, Qu Xiaoyun was calm and calm, and his gestures were quite like a storyteller.

With a striking sound, he spoke:

"In the first month, the three brothers went to see the lights. The deaf man led the blind man, and the lame man followed. The deaf man said that the cannon did not go off this year, the blind man said that the cannon did not sound well this year, and the lame man said that the dog who let you two stink fart, and the road was uneven! ”

After the poem was recited, the audience stopped talking, looking unwilling, and then shouted in unison:

"One more !!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly: "Don't hold back your internal injuries, I know that you like to interact with my master very much, I forgot the routine just now, I'll do it again, everyone is ready." ”

"Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou Wu, Zheng Wang. Feng Chen Chuwei, cut the cake and dip it ......"

The audience was full of excitement, and they could be regarded as having a meeting, and shouted in unison:

"Sugar!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled evilly, and the slap was eye-catching: "Brown sugar." ”

Audience: "Call ......"

I'll give you another chance: "Cut the cake and dip it in the ......"

"Brown sugar!"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "Give you a chance, you are useless." After speaking, the sound was eye-catching: "Rock candy!! ”

Spectator:

"How can there be a dip in rock candy and eat a cut cake!"

"Appeal !!"

"One more!"

The set poem was originally used to let the audience suppress words, but the times have changed, but it has become a way to interact with the audience.

Xiao Yueyue in the background was stunned, the junior brother didn't look like a newcomer at all, but like an old fritter, and he couldn't help but be impressed.

Qu Xiaoyun clenched his fists: "Everyone hurts me, one after another set poems are too simple, I can say for a night." But that's not like that, after stepping down, my master can jump up and hit me in the knee. ”

"Hahaha!" The audience laughed.

"What kind of stories do you want to hear?"

There is a lot of gossip in the audience, mainly:

"Jin Ge Iron Horse !!"

"Gods, Demons, Foxes, !!"

"Adulterous Lives !!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled cheaply: "Which eldest sister said that the adulterous lover was killed, and the eldest brother-in-law was not at the scene?" If you touch your head at the scene, the color may have changed a little, so be careful when you eat and drink when you go home! ”

There was another burst of laughter from the audience, and the atmosphere gradually improved.

"Today, due to time constraints, I will tell you a short paragraph, which is taken from a story in the Ming Dynasty's "The Case of the Emperor and Ming Dynasty".

As soon as the words fell, Qu Xiaoyun added BGM himself: "Oh, oh, what, how is my Detective Conan's background music?" ”

The audience said:

"Appeal !!"

"Not a single note is in tune!!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled: "I can't hear it!! ”

"Today's story takes place in the Ming Dynasty, and the specific time is not mentioned in the text, and I don't want to be presumptuous. I like to study the history of the Ming Dynasty very much, I don't know which emperor of the Ming Dynasty you like, I like Emperor Zhengde very much, he is so interesting, and the backstage uncle has a character, fun.

is already an emperor, and he happily makes himself a general.

I was glad that the inner courtyard of the palace was changed into a vegetable market, and there were a number of stalls, and he took the military generals to wear various costumes, and asked the ministers to set up stalls to sell things, and he was there to visit the vegetable market, isn't this just a humble uncle! ”

"Hahaha!!" The audience laughed.

"But he also did a lot of good deeds, preaching a holy decree that widows were not allowed to be widowed, because the whole person was buried in the ground, and proposed cremation, which was very advanced in that era."

"The story takes place in a small county town in Guicheng, and many strange things have happened in the county yamen, and several county officials have died tragically one after another.

The newly appointed county magistrate was afraid, the doors and windows were closed when he slept, and the soldiers were fully armed and stood guard outside the door, but under this kind of precaution, not only the sleeping county magistrate died, but also the soldiers standing guard died, and there was no trace of a fight at the scene, and the doors and windows were intact, and the dead were all killed with a knife.

In that superstitious era, this was too terrifying, and this weird story spread all over the county, saying that the county yamen was haunted, and that it was a ghost who killed people.

One spread ten, ten spread hundred, this matter spread to the capital, the county government can't do without county officials, but no one wants to go to this place, and in the end the court picked an unlucky guy who has no money and no power.

The unlucky guy's surname is You, because he was depressed and scolded while drinking in the tavern, and the main name of the dinner next to him was Zhou Yuanji, who taught himself to be a detective since he was a child, and he also heard about it, and he was very interested in it, and he was also a person with a meritorious reputation.

Because Zhou Yuanji didn't know much, he didn't dare to bring his family, so he brought two servants to take office, and after arriving, he said hello to the officials, checked the county government from the inside out, and found that it was not as evil as the legend.

People are like this, in order to make the other party believe when they pass the word, they will process the story deeply, one is more evil than the other, when Zhou Yuanji listened to it before, the murderer was deified into a monster like the Yellow Wind Monster. ”

"Some people say that the haunted is why don't you invite Guan Erye to be like a town? Everyone, it's not appropriate! When I went to the government department to do something, there was a statue of Guan Erye in the hall, and someone came to bow with his hands folded, which is not like words. ”

The difficulty of stand-up comedy is this.

Ask and answer each other for stand-up comedy, and you have to come by yourself for stand-up comedy, and sometimes you have to ask and answer yourself, in order to tell the story thoroughly to everyone.

Qu Xiaoyun said this, the corners of his mouth raised: "I suddenly remembered one thing, once I went to KTV to sing, there was a statue of Guan Erye in the hall, I spoke in my heart, Guan Erye is not wealthy, he is a person for eternity, let him see this kind of place, can it work......"

"Hahaha." The audience burst into laughter.

"Tell everyone about the structure of the ancient yamen, which is conducive to understanding the following text.

Hanging the high hanging plaque of the mirror is the lobby, which is also the place where the lord tried the case.

Behind the lobby is the second hall, where the lord works on weekdays.

After the second hall is the inner house, where the lord and his family live, others are not allowed to enter and exit at will.

In addition to handling cases during the day, Zhou Yuanji lived with two servants in the rooms on both sides of the inner house, Zhou Yuanji lived on the left and the two servants lived on the right.

Zhou Yuanji hung three brushes stained with cinnabar in front of the bed in the left room, and three ink-stained brushes in front of the bed in the right room, and the three of them secretly went to sleep in the middle room of the inner house at night. ”

Before he finished speaking, a male audience member in the audience coaxed:

"Fencing !!"

"Train !!"

"Hahaha!!"

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips: "As the little purity of the Deyun Society, I don't understand what you say at all, I have to ask my master what he means when I go back." ”

"Appeal !!"

He continued: "The reason why Zhou Yuanji did this was because he was about to start the layout, but what he didn't expect was that nothing happened after half a year in office, and the silver was collected for thousands of taels.

But although nothing happened, Zhou Yuanji did not relax his vigilance for a day, and always lived in the wing room during the day and the main room with the servants at night.

Something happened that night......"