1:50 p.m., 10 minutes before the start of the show.

Qu Xiaoyun took off the headphones with light music, got up and moved his body, and changed into a cyan coat.

Wang Hui on the side came over and helped him straighten the folds behind him: "Xiaoyun, your coat is not suitable, go back and find someone to make one for you." ”

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head with a smile: "No need, Master, you can wear it." ”

Wang Hui patted him lightly: "Silly boy, what kind of thing is it, how uncomfortable it is, and it will affect the performance on stage." ”

Guo Degang, who closed his eyes, also persuaded: "Listen to your master, look tight, weird and awkward." ”

"Thank you, Master."

"That's right, what color do you like?"

"Any color."

"Then choose this color, wear spirit."

"Okay."

Hou Ye was still playing on the computer in the corner, and Xiao Yueyue went to find a friend, but he was not there.

Yu Qian took two puffs of cigarette and opened his mouth with the smoke: "Xiaoyun, relax, Uncle will take you to play after the performance in a while!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Okay, uncle, that dare is good." ”

……

At two o'clock, the curtain slowly opened.

Qu Xiaoyun saw that the noisy theater was already full, and after everyone's relief yesterday, his mood was better.

Hou Ye patted Qu Xiaoyun's shoulder: "Don't be nervous, just play with the audience in front of you." After speaking, he walked on stage to announce the curtain: "Please enjoy the stand-up comedy, the performer Qu Xiaoyun." ”

Qu Xiaoyun took a deep breath and walked onto the stage with square steps.

The noisy theater gradually quieted down, but there was still a big gap from when Master came on the stage.

With a striking sound, he opened his mouth unhurriedly:

"The shadow of the golden mountain bamboo is thousands of years, and the cloud lock is flying high and the water is artesian.

Thousands of miles of Yangtze River floating jade belt, a round of silver moon rolling gold ball.

As far as 3,000 miles to Hubei, as close as 16 states in the south of the Yangtze River.

The beautiful scenery can't be seen through for a while, and the fate of the sky is ......"

Eye-catching falls again, waiting to interact with the audience.

The audience shouted in unison:

"Swim in the picture!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled evilly: "Come again!" ”

"Appeal !!"

"One more !!"

Qu Xiaoyun frowned, pretending to be embarrassed: "The set poems are all one, and I will make people laugh at them!" ”

"I heard the audience's call for the story of the haunted goblin quite high, so I'll have a story of the haunted haunted goblins today, okay?"

"Good !!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "The audience, are there any people from Xiangxi or who have been to Xiangxi?" ”

There are scattered audiences one after another:

"Yes!"

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand to the exit: "Okay, please go out!! ”

"Appeal !!"

"Just kidding you, isn't it just smashing your own job to bombard your parents!"

"The most well-known thing about this place in Xiangxi is to drive out the corpse, I first learned about the corpse in the movie of Uncle Ying's zombie series, I was in the second or third grade of primary school for a while, and I was very addicted to watching it, and now I watch it as a comedy, but at that time, I was small, not very scary, and I was afraid to watch, and I was afraid to watch it.

Now there is a buzzword called "vegetable and fun", and I love to watch it for a while! ”

"Hahaha!"

"In the movie, Uncle Ying is the image of a mage, the apprentice makes trouble, he cleans up the mess, it can be seen that it is not easy to be a master, take the opportunity to praise my master, my master yyds!! Do you know what yyds means? ”

The audience shouted in unison:

"Forever Dripping !!"

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head: "It's not forever...... I misunderstood the co-author......"

"Hahaha."

The audience burst into laughter.

The master behind the scenes also covered her mouth and snickered.

Yu Qian, who looked at the probe, praised: "Degang, this kid can talk casually!" ”

Guo Degang nodded: "Let's go back to the backstage." ”

"Yes."

……

"Since I love this kind of story so much, I made up a long stand-up, and today's story is called 'Exorcism'!"

"Good !!"

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "The origin of the corpse chaser is said to be the practice of the ancient god of war Chi You's subordinates, so that the souls of the fallen soldiers returned to their hometowns, so that they could be formed.

But now scientific decryption, how can the corpse chaser do it, in fact, the corpse chaser uses a bamboo pole to pass under the armpit of the corpse, and the corpse chaser carries the corpse, and the bamboo pole has the toughness to make the corpse jump up and down, so the corpse is jumping from a distance. ”

"In this way, not everyone can be a corpse chaser, first of all, you have to have a height, at least one meter seven or more. Take my master as an example, my master is five meters tall, let him carry a corpse of one meter eight, he can't carry it, right? ”

The audience laughs:

"To !!"

"Ordinary people call corpse chasers mages, plus this line is a bit mysterious and weird, which requires corpse chasers to be ugly, looking like my master makes people want to laugh inappropriately, it is best to give people a sense of visual oppression, which is particularly consistent with my senior brother's burning cloud cakes, standing can startle the dog, how strong the aura is!"

"Hahaha."

According to legend, the master trains the apprentices, and the apprentices go to the deep mountains and old forests in the middle of the night, and take the things that have been put in advance to practice the courage, which has to be signed by the apprentice's parents and the master in advance, and the master can't be blamed for the accident."

"Look at how bold the people of that era were, how many of you in the audience had to be accompanied to the toilet at night?"

A female audience member coaxed:

"I !!"

Qu Xiaoyun lowered his head: "You guys are so embarrassed to say, I'm ashamed of you!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

"There are also men who have to be at least sixteen years old and have the ability to discern directions. The apprentice interview is to stare at the sun and turn around first, and after stopping, you have to say a southeast and northwest, and the road idiot will definitely not be good, it is easy to lose it with the corpse. ”

"Hahaha!!"

"The reason why the corpse exists in Xiangxi is because of the special geographical environment, there are people who go out to make a living, it is inevitable that they will die in a foreign country, people pay attention to the roots of the fallen leaves, and because of the geographical environment, the waterway and vehicle transportation are not suitable, so Xiangxi has the business of chasing corpses."

"I'm from Liaocheng, I've never been to Xiangxi, and I'm not familiar with place names or anything, but it's easy to do, let's make up one casually, after I finished speaking, the audience took out their mobile phones and checked, and I was timid."

"Let's change the area of Xiangxi to the area of Yinchuan, why is it named? Listen to bluffing, it's better to turn off the theater lights and listen to me, it's more atmospheric! ”

"Appeal !!"

Qu Xiaoyun thought for a while: "No, you can't turn off the lights, what if a female hooligan comes to the stage to rub oil?" ”

When the male audience heard that the lights were turned off, they applauded excitedly:

"Good !!"

"Quick Close!!

The female audience laughed and shouted:

"Shameless!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled disapprerovingly: "Shameless? I said cross talk, what kind of face do you want??? ”

"Appeal !!"

"Hahaha!!"