Qu Xiaoyun smiled evilly: "Since we have changed the name of the place, let's make up a random dynasty dynasty, how about the Dade Dynasty?" Emperor Guo Degang, Queen Mother Yu Qian.

The emperor ignores the government and knows how to sing for a day, and the queen knows how to smoke and drink and burn her head. ”

The audience applauded:

"Hahaha!!"

"Good !!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "The story takes place in the Dade period, in the Yinchuan area. ”

"The protagonist of the story is called Wu Feng, the child was abandoned by his parents since he was a child, and was raised by the master, the master's name is Wu Dayong, how great this name is, it doesn't sound useful......"

"Hahaha!!"

"Why did you name your apprentice Wu Feng? Because Wu Dayong is a bit of a wretched and always bullied, he wants to let his apprentice live a little angular, so he named him with a sharp character, but he ignored his surname! ”

"Hahaha!!"

"Wu Dayong is in his forties, he is a corpse chaser, he is ugly and has no money, although this business is to do good deeds, but dealing with corpses all day long, ordinary people can't accept it, and he hasn't married.

If you want to survive, you have to shave your head and pedicure, you have to have a craft, and Wu Dayong didn't have any other skills, so he taught Wu Feng the craft of chasing corpses.

It can also be regarded as the grandfather's appreciation, and God will not die of hunger. Wu Feng, this kid is not eligible except for Changjun, everything else is suitable.

When he was sixteen years old, he grew to 1.8 meters, and he also had the strength to do it, and he was often familiar with the terrain with his master through mountains and mountains, and his physical fitness was excellent, so he could walk and work alone. ”

"Before the head set off, Wu Dayong prepared a series of things that could be used on the road, such as the clothes worn by the corpse chaser, the soul bell, the yellow charm, etc., and the two of them usually ate meat during the New Year's Festival, Wu Dayong gritted his teeth and walked more than ten miles, and went to the county market to buy him half a bag of sauce beef."

"Rank, the poor family is rich, there is no money to endure at home, I will endure it, this is expensive, I will eat something cheap, or I stay in the house and do not go out, no matter how poor I am at home, I can endure it. It's not good to go out, you have to bring clothes, dry food, money, and food! ”

"Wu Dayong knows this truth very well, and gave more than half of all the family's savings to his apprentice, for fear of encountering a difficult thing on the road."

"The master loves the apprentice, and the apprentice also loves the master."

Wu Feng agreed, but what he thought in his heart was that he would come out to work, and he would have to go out to work a few more times to earn more money to buy a gift for his master.

After bidding farewell to his master, Wu Feng embarked on the road to Chuancheng. The book should be concise, there is nothing to say on the road, and I arrived in Sichuan City on this day.

Why go to Chuan Cheng?

Because at this time, the autumn is high and cool, and it is the time for the autumn decision.

The prisoners knelt in a row and shivered, and the common people pointed and discussed.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the supervisor gave an order, and the servant raised the ghost-headed knife, and the knife fell to the ground.

Seeing that the lively people gradually dispersed, the second leatherman sewed the body together, and because of his special dress, it didn't take long for someone to look for him. ”

"I want to mention here that the corpse chaser can't chase any corpse, there are also rules, the so-called three chases and three don't rush.

Beheading, hanging, standing in a cage and dying, these three kinds of corpses that are forced to die can be driven away, because they are forced to die, and the dead are not convinced, and they miss their hometown and relatives, so they can lead their souls back home.

After talking about it, you can rush it, and then you can't rush it.

First of all, the corpses that died of illness should not be rushed, because the souls of the sick and dead people were taken away by Lord Yama, and the corpse chaser could not rob people with Lord Yama.

The second is that the corpses thrown into the river and hanged cannot be chased, this folk saying is a substitute for the lonely soul and wild ghosts, and it is not difficult to reincarnate.

In the end, the lightning struck and the fire could not be driven away, the burned corpses were incomplete, and the people who were struck by the lightning caused too much evil in their lifetimes, and they were not worthy of returning to their hometowns by God.

From this summary: Horizontal death, all corpses, can be driven away by heaven, and the rest must not. ”

"Rank, how easy is it to tell a story? All aspects have to be explained to everyone thoroughly, saying that cross talk is true or false, the whole country grabs a handful, there are no two brushes to pretend to be a storyteller, and there are not ten in the country that really tell stories well, of course I don't count, my master counts one! ”

Audience applause:

"You're !!"

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "The elders of the country can tolerate me and not make evil money in the world." Thank you for your support, I work hard to become one tenth! ”

"Good !!"

"Wait until it gets dark, Wu Feng went out of the city to the agreed place to wait, and after the client sent the body and handed it over, he began to do it."

"Rank, after all, it's a story of haunted goblins, so it's a fantasy, and it's boring to carry a bamboo pole."

Wu Feng first applied cinnabar to the corpse's forehead, chest, navel, left and right palms, and left and right soles, and pressed it with a talisman to seal the seven spirits of the deceased.

He also stuffed cinnabar into the ears, nose and mouth of the deceased, and then plugged it tightly with talismans to block the three souls of the deceased.

He fastened the blanket hat to the corpse's head, and said something in his mouth......"

Qu Xiaoyun whispered softly, as if whispering: "Rank, you are here today, the ticket is too valuable, I will tell you the lost spell quietly, listen carefully, I will say it again!" ”

"Good !!"

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat: "Come with me, set off after dark, your life is gone, your heart will not be afraid, there is a place, that is your hometown......"

The audience laughs:

"Appeal !!"

Qu Xiaoyun was also happy: "Rank, how do I know what spell to read, but I think the song "Happy Hometown" is quite in line with the situation, it's all going home, so I adapted it slightly." ”

"Appeal !!"

"Hahaha!!"

After the incantation was recited, the corpse rose in response to the sound and followed behind Wu Feng.

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people avoid it!"

……