"The corpse chaser will not pass through the village and town, and will pick some barren mountains and mountains, and no one will walk on the path.

He was a little thirsty on the road, and when he stopped to drink water, a weasel with a red bag tied to his back suddenly appeared in the grass by the roadside.

"Do you think I look like a human?"

Wu Feng was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered the story that his master had told him about animals begging for mouths.

"The so-called begging is that some animals have cultivated to a certain level, and they don't want to be animals anymore, and they want to upgrade, just like a pig doesn't want to be a pig anymore, it wants to be a wild boar!"

Speaking of this, Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head and smiled: "The pig wants to be a wild boar, but it just loses it!" I'm sorry, guys, but I'll give you another example. ”

"Hahaha!!"

"For example, if a Jiao wants to become a dragon, if people see it and call it a dragon, it will immediately turn into a dragon, which is the sealing of it, first famous and then substantial. Successful transformation, the animal will also repay. ”

It's not easy, Wu Feng smoothed its heart.

The weasel was delighted, untied the red pocket behind his back and put it on the ground, said "send you" and turned around and disappeared into the moonlight.

Wu Feng took a closer look through the moonlight, and the words "good fortune" were embroidered with gold thread in the middle of his pocket. ”

"Rank, although he didn't go to school, but he is not illiterate, since his master can draw symbols, he still knows a few big characters, and he has taught him since he was a child, his culture belongs to reading a letter and even guessing with a cloud, which can be regarded as a level that can deal with understanding a general meaning."

Speaking of this song: "When it comes to culture, I also belong to the top students of the Deyun Club, as we all know, the pigtails who sing "Exploring the Qingshui River", my pigtails will not read in the fourth grade of primary school, my master is the second year of junior high school, Da Linzi is the third year of junior high school, ranked, I graduated from high school, how about it? Isn't it considered highly educated? ”

"Hahaha!!"

"Appeal !!"

After that, the road went smoothly, and before dawn I arrived at the place agreed with the client, a small temple that was somewhat dilapidated.

In these years, there are no telephones, some people will ask the corpse chaser to send the body into the house, and some people will set the location in the temple for an approximate date, and the people who are in charge of the handover will go to the agreed place every day to see.

Wu Feng put the body into the coffin, and suddenly felt panicked in his arms.

He put his hand into his bosom and pulled it out, startled, and there was something in the pocket that the weasel had given him, and it was a piece of wood when he looked closely through the moonlight.

A sword hilt made of peach wood, when you raise your nose and smell it, the woody fragrance is refreshing, and you touch it with your hand......

"Dry, numb, not mellow at all, coil him !!"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated Meng Pan vividly, and the audience applauded:

"Hahaha!!"

"Appeal !!"

After the handover was completed after dawn, I took the money and prepared to go back to Sichuan City for a second trip, and I rushed for half a day, and the dry food I brought was gone, and I happened to see a small inn.

This inn is not ordinary, it is a black shop.

The shopkeeper was very fat, about forty years old, and after seeing Wu Feng, he glanced at the shopkeeper, and he was drugged in the meal.

Why did the shopkeeper of the black shop fall in love with the poor corpse chaser? Because a few days ago, a group of people were lost in the store and a batch of goods were found. The shopkeeper got the goods and wanted to sell them, but there were bandits robbing the road in the place he passed, and when he was at a loss, he saw a corpse catcher in the store, and he had an idea, and wanted to dress up as a corpse and smuggle it by the corpse catcher.

Wu Feng had no choice, so he could only do it in order to survive.

The place to go needs to pass through a forest, into the forest Wu Feng was happy, he has been trained since childhood, in the dark to see more clearly than ordinary people, the terrain in the forest is also suitable for escape, is looking around, planning the escape route of kung fu, the fat shopkeeper suddenly grabbed his hand.

He shouted "don't move", and a dagger came out of the cuff of his other hand and pressed it against his waist.

"Tie his hands."

"Hey, wait a minute, leave me a hand, it's so dark here, I have to leave a hand to explore the way and pick up the branches."

It's so easy to deal with someone who opens a black shop, and I just made up a reason that I can't let my activities be completely restricted.

The fat shopkeeper felt that his words made sense, so he agreed, and in order to prevent him from escaping, he took out a piece of rope from his arms, one end of which was tied to Wu Feng's hand, and the other end was tied to the hand of the shopkeeper.

The three of them walked to the middle of the forest, where the trees were sparse and a layer of fog arose, and a huge ancient pine with lush foliage appeared in front of them.

The three of them were also tired of walking, so they sat down under the ancient pine to rest.

The shopkeeper leaned on the tree and knocked on his arm, looked around, looked at it for a while, felt that the forest was a little strange, turned his head to the fat shopkeeper and said:

"Shopkeeper, I always feel a little strange in this forest, why are the leaves so green in late autumn? And when I first entered the forest, there was the sound of insects, which I couldn't hear at all, and the surroundings were too quiet......"

The fat shopkeeper looked left and right, and agreed with the words of the shopkeeper in his heart, but he did too much to worry about, so he was afraid of some ghosts and gods, so he blocked his mouth.

Wu Feng thought in his heart that he had to separate the two if he wanted to slip away, so he found a reason to relieve him.

After relieving his hands, he picked up a stone from the ground while the shopkeeper was not paying attention, and wanted to find an opportunity to put the shopkeeper down, but at this moment, a scream suddenly came from the direction where he was resting just now, and it was the voice of the fat shopkeeper......"

Qu Xiaoyun said that the sound was eye-catching: "You have to listen to what happens next, you will come back the day after tomorrow!" ”

"Appeal !!"

"Talk about it !! again"

"Rank, listen to the book to have a good life, it's time for my master to play, thank you for cheering!"

"Good !!"

In the applause, Qu Xiaoyun walked off the stage with a smile on his face, the previous nervousness and apprehension all turned into excitement, and he was still a little unsatisfied, if time permitted, he really wanted to talk about it.

Wang Hui stood behind the curtain from beginning to end, with a smile on the corner of her mouth.

"Xiaoyun, today's performance is really great!"

"Thank you, Master!"

Hou Ye also gave him a thumbs up, and then came to the stage to announce the curtain: "Next, please enjoy the stand-up comedy, the performer Guo Degang." ”

Guo Degang looked at his apprentice with relief, and loved it very much: "It's a good story, and the story is good, I didn't expect to be able to make up my own stories now." ”

Qu Xiaoyun was naturally even happier when he heard his master's praise: "The senior brothers are all creating, and I can't lose too much to them." ”

"Good boy!"

Guo Degang patted him on the shoulder, walked out of the curtain, and the audience applauded in unison:

"Good !!"

"Teacher Guo, I love you!!"

This is the gap between myself and Master, and one day I will be like this when I appear.

Qu Xiaoyun secretly made up his mind in his heart.

Guo Degang sat down with a smile: "Thank you, my apprentice did a really good job just now, I am very happy to be a master, there are very few storytellers among my apprentices, and he is the first one who has his own original book!" ”

"My apprentice Qu Xiaoyun was stunned during the interview in Xiaozi, his family in Liaocheng was full of Northeast flavor when he opened his mouth, and he also thought that Mandarin was quite standard.

I said that the child is from the northeast of your family, he looked incredulous, and thought that I could see it by his appearance, so he asked me ......"

"How do you know that, I wonder if my sister has an accent."

The audience burst into laughter:

"Hahaha!!"

"He is okay with Mandarin now, and occasionally he will inadvertently pop up with a Northeast accent when he speaks, but it is very standard to speak Mandarin for cross talk."

"What do you want to hear today?"

Off-stage gossip:

"The Legend of Jigong", "Journey to the West", "Ugly Niangniang" ......"

……

"Xiaoyun, don't look at it, your uncle is waiting for you in the back!" Wang Hui reminded.

"Ah, yes."

Qu Xiaoyun and Shi Niang returned to the backstage, and saw that Yu Qian had already made a good appearance, with a cap, sunglasses, masks, and ripped denim cropped pants, looking very fashionable.

"Uncle!"

"Gentlemen, change your clothes, uncle will take you to play!"

"Okay!"