Liu Chunsan: "Okay, our apprenticeship ceremony is short and grand, now I announce the end of the apprenticeship ceremony, and then the performance begins, thank you." ”

After Liu Chunsan stepped down, Hou Ye took the microphone.

"Okay, please enjoy the cross talk "Picking the Horse Jacket", performed by Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Da Linzi."

Da Linzi has been away from the stage for a long time, and the two fathers have come to support.

The audience applauded:

"Good !!"

"Daddy!!"

The three of them walked out of the venue according to their size and walked to the microphone, Guo Degang stood behind the table, and Yu Qian and Da Linzi stood on both sides of the table.

Guo Degang Yu Qian was wearing a black coat with embroidered flowers, and Da Linzi was wearing an ordinary gray coat and a red horse coat.

The audience who gave gifts walked on stage, and they were enthusiastic about sending flowers, wine and cigarettes, and the three of them were stunned for five minutes without opening their mouths.

After receiving the audience's gifts, Guo Degang first smiled and said: "Thank you, generally pigtailed fans call me brother-in-law, Dalinzi fans call me father, and Teacher Yu's fans call my ancestor." ”

"Hahaha!!"

Yu Qian smiled and pushed: "Who said that!" ”

"No one shouted, they didn't come today."

"Don't let them come!"

"Hello everyone, I'm Guo Degang, a junior high school student in cross talk."

Yu Qian continued: "Yes, the first year of junior high school." ”

The corners of Guo Degang's mouth rose: "I'm very happy to be on the same stage with my son today!" ”

Yu Qian stepped back and waved his hand: "Don't count me as a piece!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

Guo Degang didn't care: "It's okay, I don't mind." ”

"I don't mind."

The baggage sounded, and the audience laughed and applauded.

Guo Degang's face was full of pride: "My son is very familiar with him, Guo Zong's son-in-law, have you seen this drama?" ”

Off-stage stubble:

"I've seen !!"

Da Linzi smiled and thanked him.

"Okay, then we can have fun today."

"My son is better at acting than me, as we all know, a large part of the reason why Chinese films can achieve today's results is that I don't often film."

Yu Qian: "It's good, I've learned to laugh at myself." ”

The audience burst into laughter:

"Hahaha!!"

Da Linzi couldn't bear it anymore: "Dad, you let me say a few words, I haven't said a word for a long time." ”

"Okay, son, you say."

"My name is Guo Qilin, and next to me is my father Guo Degang, and the other is my biological father......"

"No, Master, Yu Qian."

Guo Degang: "Scare me!" ”

Yu Humility was happy: "I almost told the truth!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

"I'm very happy to be on the same stage with my two fathers today after a long absence."

Yu Qian continued: "Master is like father and son!" ”

"It's not interesting for us to talk about cross talk today."

Guo Degang: "Cross talk special, why don't you talk about cross talk?" ”

"Let's have something interesting."

Guo Degang: "You have an idea. ”

"How about we sing?"

Yu Qian: "This is a good proposal, is it mainly you?" ”

Da Linzi pursed his mouth and looked proud: "You don't know, usually on the stage, pigtails and Tao Yang sing, I let them, if I sing with one mouth, they won't be able to!" ”

Guo Degang covered his face and continued: "You can't sing them, you were wrong when "Painting a Fan" came up, and then the collective overturned. ”

"Hahaha!!"

Da Linzi slapped his thigh: "I will be angry when you mention this, my young master is the master of the young class who sang wrong, who of these people in the back dare to sing right, Xiao Yueyue in the background, don't look at the five rings and six rings now, I still sing in variety shows, that time I stood by the microphone, my face was red, and I couldn't get into the rhythm for half a day!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

"The car overturned, and when Tao Yunsheng came out, he turned an octave and sang up! These people who are singing in our heads hate, we are all ashamed, you are not hot! ”

"Hahaha!!"

Yu Qian continued: "The civil and military officials save the prince, only Tao Yang saves Sheji!" ”

Da Linzi clenched his fists and said viciously: "I should have slapped him with a big mouth at that time!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

"But I'm not the same as before now, as we all know, the four basic lessons of cross talk, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling."

"Hahaha!!"

Guo Degang: "Wait? That's what your master taught you? ”

"It's wrong, it's said that it's funny and singing, it's "Too Poor Lyrics", how about a "Too Poor Lyrics" for our three pk today?"

Guo Degang turned his head to look at Yu Qian: "Are the lyrics too poor like words?" Brother Hust, you're not right, it's not okay to just teach you to drink and burn your hair. ”

"Hahaha!!"

Yu Humil's face was full of wrinkles: "That's the essence!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

Da Linzi crossed his waist: "Do you two dare to compete with me?" ”

Guo Degang snorted: "I can't tell the difference between poverty and peace, and you dare to shout with your father, come here!" ”

Yu Qian whispered in Guo Degang's ear: "My apprentice, I know that he will not be able to exceed three and a half paragraphs!" ”

Da Linzi looked at Guo Degang: "Then I'll come first, I'll teach our father a while!" ”

Guo Degang said angrily: "Your father! ”

The audience burst into laughter:

"Hahaha!!"

Yu Qian secretly laughed: "Good apprentice, move back for the teacher!" ”

Da Linzi cleared his throat: "Then I'll sing, the beautiful scenery of Hangzhou is unparalleled, and the fragrance of exotic flowers and plants on the shore of the West Lake is in season." ”

Before they finished singing, Guo Degang and Yu Qian sang along.

Guo Degang: "Isn't this the legend of the White Snake?" Something new? ”

Yu Qian: "I thought it was so powerful!" ”

Da Linzi scratched his head and smiled: "Hey, I'm just opening my voice, singing and playing, listen to my next one!" ”

"Zhuang Gong has nothing to do......"

The three of them sang together: "Go to the west of the city ......"

Yu Qian: "Stop singing, is it still a bit difficult?" ”

"This Han Emperor has a ......"

The three of them sang together: "The road sits on the ...... of the country"

Guo Degang: "Is Han Xin's fortune teller right?" Anything else? ”

Yu Qian: "No, he will have three paragraphs." ”

Guo Degang snorted: "Still PK with us, how powerful do I think?" Dare to love in three paragraphs. ”

Da Linzi sighed: "Am I ashamed?" ”

Yu Qian sneered: "No, you are now visible." ”

"Hahaha!!"

"Then I'll go, I'll continue acting."

Yu Qian stopped: "Don't, you can't sing, let's talk about a paragraph!" ”

Da Linzi shook his arms: "No, I'm ashamed, I don't have the face to stay anymore, I'm gone, and I won't come back after I leave." ”

Guo Degang joked: "None of the people who left here came back!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

"It's okay to come back, I'll come back after a hundred years of hard training!"

Yu Qian waved his hand: "That's not possible, I won't give the old goblin a favor!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

"Anyway, today I'm gone! I'm practicing Taiping lyrics hard! ”

Yu Qian walked to Da Linzi's side: "Really go?" Really go, take off your horse coat for me! That's mine! After that, he unbuttoned it.

The master and apprentice tore it together for a horse coat.

The female audience in the audience coaxed:

"Pick up more !!"

"The coat is also taken off!!"

Guo Degang pointed with his hand while stopping: "Heh! These female hooligans in the audience!! ”

"Appeal !!"

"Hahaha!!"