Chapter 20: The name is a bit aphrodisiac
Guo Degang took great effort to separate the two, and the three of them returned to the microphone while sorting out their clothes.
Yu Qian didn't give up his broken thoughts: "Don't say it, give me back the horse coat!" That's mine! ”
Guo Degang turned his head and asked, "Son, you tell you the truth, whose coat does this coat belong to?" ”
Da Linzi looked aggrieved: "The clothes are on me!" ”
"Nonsense, it's not like I can't see it, I ask who you are!"
"Hahaha!!"
"Isn't it mine when you wear me!"
"Makes sense!"
Yu Qian was anxious: "What's the reason?" Why is it his to wear him! ”
Guo Degang came back to his senses: "Yes, why? According to you, I also shook hands with my brother's daughter-in-law! I didn't take my sister-in-law home either! ”
"Hahaha!!"
Seeing that he ignored him, Da Linzi admitted: "This horse coat is indeed not mine, it belongs to my master, but I don't wear it in vain!" ”
Guo Degang stretched out his hand and was about to pick it up: "Heh, take it off quickly, you are not idle!" I said, "You smell of smoke!" ”
"Hahaha!!"
Yu Qian said angrily: "Sensei said that it was useless, and you didn't give me money!" ”
Guo Degang: "What money is not money, cheesy!" Son, tell me the reason, why don't you wear it for nothing? ”
Da Linzi looked like he was thinking about others: "Because my filming crew lacks a horse jacket like this, think about it, the crew uses my things!" The mouth of eating people is short, the hands are short, what role is missing in the crew, I mentioned that this is my master Yu Qian's horse coat, isn't that my master's role! ”
Guo Degang suddenly opened his mouth after listening to it, and nodded: "Oh~ So that's the case!" Brother Qian, you see, Da Linzi thinks about you a lot! ”
Yu Qian's attitude changed slightly: "But why don't you say hello to me when you borrow my things?" ”
Da Linzi said justifiably: "At first, I didn't want to borrow it from you, I remembered that my father had a horse coat, but I didn't look for a horse coat, and I didn't find my father, and he turned off his phone when he called, I don't know where he went, so I went to your house to find him." ”
Yu Qian nodded: "Oh, I see." After speaking, he pondered that something was wrong: "Wait!" Your dad isn't here, what are you doing at my house looking for him? ”
"Hahaha!!"
"Because when you're not at home, he loves to visit your house!"
"Hahaha!!"
Yu Qian glared at Guo Degang and pointed at Guo Degang: "Degang, what do you mean?" How did I not know that you often visit my house? ”
Guo Degang stretched out his hand to block and stepped back: "This unlucky kid has told me all about it!! ”
"Hahaha!!"
Yu Qian asked Da Linzi angrily: "When will you not be able to get through to your father's phone?" ”
"The day before yesterday......"
Yu Qian rolled his eyes and thought for a while, and reached out to grab Guo Degang's collar: "I called my daughter-in-law the day before yesterday and turned off the phone, what's going on?" ”
The audience burst into laughter:
"Hahaha!!"
Guo Degang hurriedly said: "I didn't go that day, you hurry up and explain to your master!" ”
Yu Qian's face turned green with anger: "I didn't go that day, when did you go?" ”
"Hahaha!!"
"I was wronged! I didn't go a day! ”
Da Linzi explained: "Yes, my dad didn't tell a lie, my dad was indeed not there that day, there was another man!" ”
"Hahaha!!"
Yu Qian let go of Guo Degang, and his voice was raised an octave: "Who is the other man?" ”
"The courier, my sister happened to receive the courier at the door."
Yu Qian covered his chest with his hands: "I'm scared to death, don't gasp next time?" You don't need to tell me about the food delivery person, just tell me what's going on! ”
"Hahaha!!"
"I found that my father was not there, so I told my wife about using a horse coat, and when my mother heard my reason, she lent me your horse coat."
"Shi Niang also said, saying that you are talking for three things, and the clouds and mountains are foggy, saying that if you go to the crew, let me ask someone to take care of you more."
Guo Degang nodded: "What the child said makes sense!" ”
Yu Qian quit: "What's the reason? Who speaks to the clouds, mountains and fog? I've been teaching him all these years, and he said to go and go, is what he says credible? ”
"Isn't it just a horse coat? I'll give it to him as much as it wants! Because this says that I speak clouds and mountains and foggy photos, I am his master, so I say that I am like words? ”
Guo Degang criticized Da Linzi: "That's right, why do you say that about your master!" Your master's family is rich, is he the one who needs a horse coat? ”
Yu Qian snorted: "That's!" My family has a horse farm, dozens of ponies, do I still care about this horse coat? ”
"Da Linzi will ask you a word, if you still can't leave, if you want to go, take off your horse coat and give it to me, if you don't leave, let's talk well!"
Da Linzi lowered his head and clasped his hands: "Then I won't go......"
"If you don't take this coat, I'll borrow it from you!"
Guo Degang gave a thumbs up: "Look at how generous your master is, rich and rich!" ”
Yu Qian shook his curly hair and said proudly: "That's!" Can't afford to open a racecourse? My horse farm has dozens of acres of land, and all the water and electricity are connected by myself, and I also dig my own well! ”
Guo Degang praised: "How capable! ”
"Degang, let me tell you, it's good to live in the suburbs, it's so chaotic in the city, let's not get involved, my horse farm is a paradise, it's good."
"That's it."
"Anyway, it's good to live in the suburbs, but it's a little bad, he blows a strong wind! That night the wind blew like a whistle, and one day it was so strong! There was a wall outside my well, and the wind was so strong that it blew my well out of the wall! ”
Guo Degang nodded: "Oh, the wind is so strong that it blows the well outside the wall...... Ay! Wait, can the wind blow the well out of the wall? You are talking nonsense! ”
"Hahaha!!"
When Yu Qian heard the questioning, he was not happy: "That's because you haven't seen the world!" I scraped the wall and went outside, I don't believe you asked your son. ”
"Okay, then I'll ask him, son, come."
Da Linzi approached.
"Son, there is such a person, his family lives in the suburbs, a well was drilled in the yard, there is a wall outside the well, and one night there was a strong wind, and the well was blown to the other side of the wall.
Da Lin Zile couldn't close his mouth: "It's too cola, it's impossible!" ”
Yu Qian was anxious after hearing this, and walked over to pick up the horse coat: "Take it off and give it to me, I said what happened just now!" ”
Da Linzi smiled: "What you said, then this thing is true, I can see it with my own eyes!" ”
Guo Degang was stunned: "Son, then you can explain it to me!" also give the audience a long insight! ”
Da Linzi thought for a moment and explained: "This thing sounds like nonsense, but you think about it carefully! ”
Guo Degang: "What! ”
"He's not so good!"
"Hahaha!!"
After speaking, he peeked at Master Yu Qiantie's face and immediately changed his words: "There is such a thing, you think about it carefully!" It's not my family's business, it's my master's donkey whip donkey teacher's family! ”
The audience burst into laughter:
"Donkey Whip !!"
"Hahaha!!"
Guo Degang hurriedly covered Da Linzi's mouth with his hand: "You have filmed too many kiss scenes, and it is not good for people to gnaw their mouths, please don't say the name of the person so aphrodisiac!! ”
"Hahaha!!"