"Master Hou, wait a while before reporting the curtain!"

After Xiao Yueyue finished speaking, he ran to discuss with Guo Degang.

"Master! Master! ”

Guo Degang, who was tidying up his coat and preparing to play, looked impatient: "What are you doing!" Such a big person, and still so frizzy, I have to let you do your old job to sweep the floor, hone and hone your heart! ”

Xiao Yueyue adjusted his breathing: "Master, I want to go on stage now!" ”

"What are you doing?"

"Da Linzi mocked me just now, I want to go on stage to prove myself!"

Guo Degang disagreed: "You are usually ridiculed!" ”

"This time it's different, he touched my bottom line!"

"Oh, you're all cheap like that, and there's a bottom line? It was really a knife in the ass that opened my eyes! ”

"Master, just say don't let me go on stage!"

"You're going to beat me again?"

Xiao Yueyue smiled cheaply: "How dare I!" If you let me go on stage, I'll buy you a python robe! ”

"Really?"

"Really, it's not like I haven't bought it for you!"

"That's it!"

"Thank you, Master, I'll buy it for you on the 32nd!" After speaking, Xiao Yueyue ran out in a hurry.

"Stinky Boy !!"

……

"Master Hou, let's report the curtain, Master agreed, and Senior Brother Qu and I will go on stage to say the right thing!"

"What kind of show?"

Xiao Yueyue thought for a while: ""Self-cultivation of Praise"

Hou Ye looked confused: "Why haven't I heard of this ......?"

"Just report it, trust me!"

Hou Ye nodded and came to the stage to announce the curtain: "Next, please enjoy the counterpart comedy "Self-cultivation of Praise", the performer Xiao Yueyue, Qu Xiaoyun!" ”

The two took the stage, Xiao Yueyue was particularly eye-catching in an embroidered red coat, and the audience applauded thunderously.

At present, only Guo Degang, Yu Qian, Sun Yue, and Xiao Yueyue can wear embroidered coats, Guo Degang and Yu Qian are embroidered all over the body, and Sun Yue and Xiao Yueyue are half-body embroidery.

"Good !!"

After a while, the applause stopped, and Xiao Yueyue was just about to speak, but Qu Xiaoyun on the side spoke first.

"Hello everyone, my name is Qu Xiaoyun, and I'm a rooter!"

Xiao Yueyue glanced at him: "I'm sorry everyone, he is a novice and doesn't understand the rules!" ”

"Don't you know that the teaser on stage will introduce it first?"

"Also, that's called a second bang! Are you still holding roots? Why don't you hold eggs? ”

"Hahaha!!"

"Appeal !!"

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm nervous, you introduce first!" ”

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "That's right, hello everyone, my name is Xiao Yueyue, I am a cross talk actor, everyone next to me should know each other, I just worshipped the teacher......"

Before the words were finished, the audience coaxed:

"Sing a !!"

Xiao Yueyue said no, but his body was very honest: "You audience are too anxious, let me sing before you finish speaking!" But today I am happy, I will satisfy everyone and present a song of my fame "Song of the Five Rings". ”

After speaking, he cleared his throat:

"Ah~ Five rings, you have one more ring than the fourth ring!"

The audience booed:

"Appeal !!"

"It's not for you to sing !!"

"This song is as outdated as yours!"

"Hahaha!!"

Xiao Yueyue looked aggrieved: "Oh my God, it's too much, and you say I'm too angry!" You don't want me, Brother Deyun, to sing, but you want to listen to him sing? Have you watched his short video hot search? ”

"Yes!!"

Xiao Yueyue smiled and waved his hand: "If you want to hear it, no way!" I don't allow others to surpass me, and Brother Deyun's position must be mine! Why am I on stage? It's because Da Linzi just mocked me and looked down on me, so I want to prove my strength! ”

"Appeal !!"

"Da Linzi said cross talk in junior high school, so many years have passed, and even the four most basic cross talk lessons can be said wrong, and he still eats, drinks, prostitutes, and gambles, and at this level, he still brags that he is the former brother of Deyun, I'm phew! Come, Xiaoyun, you talk about the four lessons of cross talk, give me a long face, and make him ashamed! ”

"Rank, listen carefully, this is the first time he has taken the stage to say lip-synch!"

Qu Xiaoyun looked confident: "Don't worry, Brother Yue, this is too simple, as we all know, the four homework of cross talk is ......"

"What is it?"

Qu Xiaoyun thought for a while, and said a little unconfident: "Yes...... Deceived and deceived, right? ”

"Hahaha!!"

"Is it like a deception? How did you tell the truth! That's called talking and singing! ”

"Oh~ take off your shoes and go to the kang!"

"Hahaha!!"

Xiao Yueyue bowed and apologized: "I'm sorry everyone, his family is from the northeast." ”

After speaking, he scolded:

"Still take off your shoes and go to the kang? It's hard for you to get on the kang, and it's really hard for you to get on stage! But it doesn't matter, I've been studying for so many years, I've accepted apprentices, I can teach you, but you can't talk nonsense! ”

"Teach on stage?"

"That's right!"

"Alright then, you're tired!"

Xiao Yueyue put his hand behind his back and pretended to be a teacher: "Who do you think is the best actor in Deyun Club?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun didn't even think about it: "Of course it's a humble uncle!" ”

"How's he doing on stage?"

"Good performance is good, but I am often damaged by my master......"

"That's right, that's his stage design, do you know what the most important thing is about the praise?"

Qu Xiaoyun thought for a moment: "Do you master the rhythm well?" ”

Xiao Yueyue shook his head: "No, the most important thing to do is to have a big heart!" My master once said that Guo Degang's role on the stage is only 20%! ”

Qu Xiaoyun asked, "What about eighty percent?" ”

Xiao Yue Yue was happy: "Yu Qian and his family! ”

"Hahaha!!"

"You see that Uncle Humil's father was damaged by my master, I can't stand it anymore, all these years of damage to the old man's jokes can be made into a through!"

Qu Xiaoyun was a little skeptical: "I don't believe in ......"

"Well, don't believe it! Do you believe the audience? ”

The audience sang in unison:

"Unbelieving !!"

"Okay, then I'll give you a paragraph today!"

After speaking, Xiao Yueyue cleared his throat and took a deep breath:

"Uncle Hust's father, Mr. Wang, after the eunuch, the last Shan man in the Manchu Qing Dynasty, was born in Manchuria Urine Yellow Banner, the green hat king of the Manchu Eight Great Hat Kings, surnamed Aixin Jueluo, the name frame, also known as the fish in the water, and then I was afraid that the fish would run away, so I found a tank to hold it, also known as Yu Degang.

He is a famous martial artist, the first swordsman, the first scooper, the first swordsman, and has collected the "Golden Vase Plum" in more than 30 languages. Ranked eighth, known as Jing Ba Ye or Jing Ba, beautiful hair more than two zhang, since childhood martial arts, under the West Gate Blowing Lantern, Shaolin Temple in Wudang Mountain Office of the Great Priest Wang Lama small curry yellow is not spicy, cold and summer do not invade!

Proficient in light work, the name of the grass flying, and one hand to open the lock, a pack of instant noodles to open a community, swords, guns, swords, halberds fried and fried, holding the repair pad to gouge out the eyes of the knife, the sword is unsurpassed, the weapon is a big sword, the sword is one, also called the sword man.

Jianghu people call North Korea's cold-faced killer, South Korea's name is Park Renyong, and his son Park has been a humble uncle all his life.

He lives in the courtyard of Lao La's house in Pimp Hutong, and is respectfully called Master Bayi because he loves to pick up the clothes of the maid. The three major hobbies are spending money, shampooing room and pig intestines, especially bowel sashimi.

Life is exquisite, take a bath to wash the head of the Tsinghua pool, go to the public toilet to change civilian clothes with an entourage and a snack box, only eat their own fertilizer and grow vegetables, others are not used to eating.

Accompany Uncle Qian and Uncle Qian's daughter-in-law to sleep, and use a curtain to separate Uncle Qian before sleeping. Multi-talented, but also athletes, sailing national team, first capsize and then dive, four or five days later catch it to life!

The most amazing thing I have ever done is the discovery of the Monkey King's tomb! ”

After speaking, the audience burst into laughter:

"It's so funny!!"

"Hahaha!!"