"Brother Yue, you are too powerful! No one knows how to be more humble than you! ”

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up.

Xiao Yueyue was very proud: "This time you know the most important point of praise!" Look at how big Uncle Hue's heart is, he was buried like that by my master, my God, he still smokes, drinks and burns his head! ”

"Hahaha!!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, the heart is really big enough!" ”

"You don't have a big heart."

"It's okay, if you don't tell me it's in a hurry, it's fine."

Xiao Yueyue said tentatively: "What about the urgency? ”

Qu Xiaoyun rolled up his sleeves: "Then I'll whip him with a big mouth!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

Xiao Yueyue took a step back: "Then I have to pay attention to your body." ”

"Don't look at him like that, in fact, he has a good temper! Once I saw it with my own eyes, many eldest sisters scolded him, and the scolding was so ugly that I couldn't listen to it! He didn't pick up the stubble...... Turn around and walk towards the men's bath. ”

Qu Xiaoyun said: "Dare to love the women's bath I go to?" That's a good thing that I didn't smoke! ”

"Hahaha!!"

Xiao Yueyue smiled cheaply: "Rank, he has a high school education, can he not know the words men and women?" He mainly went to the women's bath to find someone! ”

"Who are you looking for?"

"Uncle Humility!"

"Hahaha!!"

Qu Xiaoyun covered his face: "Good guy, all the hooligans in the co-authoring Deyun Club are hooligans!" ”

"Friends, how is my temporary partner?"

The female audience shouted in unison:

"Handsome !!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and thanked: "Thank you, everyone!" ”

Xiao Yueyue continued: "He is not only handsome, but also has a good figure, which makes people jealous!" And he also loves Desser, claiming to be Peng Yuyan Deyun of our Deyun Society. ”

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "I didn't say that!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

"But people do have the capital to get rid of, my junior brother looks at it and gives people a very sunny feeling, very healthy, I think he can live another thirty years!"

"Thank you, senior brother, the two of you are thirty and I am in my eighties, which is enough."

Xiao Yueyue smiled cheaply: "Nine thirty, ten thirty!" ”

"I'll you, I don't have a few hours to live!"

"Hahaha!!"

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, just look at your red face, you will definitely live to death!"

"Nonsense! You still need to say that! ”

"Hahaha!!"

After the joke, Xiao Yueyue returned to a very serious state: "Just a little joke, if people want to be healthy, exercise is very important, now that the living conditions are good, exercise is running the gym, but there is also a difference between people who run the gym to fitness, and generally boys really exercise." ”

"What about the girls?"

"Five minutes of exercise, two hours of photography!"

"That's true!"

The female audience booed, and the male audience laughed:

"Appeal !!"

"Hahaha!!"

Xiao Yueyue was very frank: "I can't do it, I don't have the perseverance, I have been there a few times and I can't persevere." Count how many fitness people there are in our Deyun Club, and Aunt Humility will be fit. ”

"I really don't know."

"But the humble aunt is also three minutes of heat, I think I have fat on my stomach, I made up my mind to lose weight, and I went to the gym a few times after getting a gym annual card, and the gym coach saw that she was not old, so he called her and asked why she didn't go. Aunt Qian didn't take it seriously, and casually made up a reason, saying that she was pregnant and couldn't go for the time being.

As a result, a few days later, Uncle Qian and Aunt Qian were shopping and saw the fitness coach, and the fitness coach said to Aunt Qian - come to me after the child is born! ”

"Hahaha!!"

"The rival in love doesn't betray people anymore, Uncle Humility ran away at the time, and directly grabbed the fitness coach's collar, and the fitness coach was also aggrieved, why did you do it for no reason, the two of them tore it apart, and the consequences can be imagined......"

Qu Xiaoyun was very sympathetic: "It's not easy to be humble, it's not easy on stage, and it's so difficult off stage." ”

"Hahaha!!"

Xiao Yueyue looked at Qu Xiaoyun with a wicked smile on his face after speaking.

Qu Xiaoyun glanced at him: "This thing didn't hold back its fart!" Eighty percent of them are going to make fun of me......"

"Hahaha!!"

Xiao Yue said with a smile: "There are a lot of interesting things in the gym, and my junior brother will work out." ”

"Yes, it's a habit."

"My junior brother, I don't make much money now."

"At first."

"How much money will you pay for a game?"

Qu Xiaoyun was a little embarrassed: "It's not good to disclose the salary......"

Xiao Yueyue patted his chest: "It's okay, just say it, I cover you, and besides, the audience is not an outsider, you just tell the truth!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun said lightly: "Less than fifty thousand." ”

Xiao Yueyue bit his fingers: "Oh my God! Now that there is traffic, is the money so easy to make? More than I ever earned! How much? ”

"Five Hundred ......"

"Surprise me, I'm less than 100 million!"

"Hahaha!!"

"My junior brother has a problem, his hands are loose, he doesn't earn much and loves to spend money, he buys clothes and shoes when he has a little money, and the money is not enough to spend, what should I do if I don't spend enough?"

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand: "Yes, what should I do?" Can you lend me something? ”

"Hahaha!!"

Xiao Yueyue took a step back, and habitually made a gesture of covering his pockets while wearing a coat: "Impossible!" Uncle Qian said that I belong to the sugar rooster, not only do I not pluck the hair, but I also have to touch a few hairs of others! ”

"Hahaha!!"

"My junior brother always borrowed it from a friend when he had no money, and his friend didn't have a lot of money, so he gave him an idea to find a rich woman!"

"The gym is full of rich women, my junior brother looked up how to talk to a rich woman on the Internet, and after checking it, he was very confident, and he went to the gym to experiment the next day, and found the eldest sister with a gold bracelet. He thinks that he looks and has a good figure, and the conversation is straight to the point. ”

"Auntie, I don't want to work hard!"

The eldest sister looked at him: "Waste, if you don't want to work hard, you will die!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

"People are like this sometimes, liking a person is not necessarily about looks, sometimes I like the strength of a person, people who look like fairies don't love it, and the other one has a cigarette in his mouth, is full of tattoos, and scolds the street in his mouth, heh, I love this strength too much."

"My junior brother didn't choose the right person, if this doesn't work, I'll replace it with another one, and another big sister has taken a fancy to him, this sturdy young man is too appetizing, if you don't want to work hard, you can eat and drink spicy food with your aunt, and the two of you are together."

"Once the eldest sister took him shopping, and my younger brother was thirsty and said he wanted to drink water. The eldest sister took him to the supermarket, and when she came up, she made a bold statement - you don't need to look at the price of the things in the supermarket, you can take them casually! ”

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "This is a really rich woman!" ”

Xiao Yueyue smiled: "Take it casually, just take it casually, just be careful not to get caught!" ”

"Good guy, dare to love is a fake rich woman, I let people deceive people, I'll you!"

"Hahaha!!"

The audience applauded:

"Good !!"

The two bowed and exited.

Xiao Yueyue returned to the backstage and pouted his mouth, walking like everyone in the backstage owed him money, extremely arrogant.

"Da Linzi, how is it? Your rookie coat is rotten, brother, this new joke and new partner, the applause is twice as loud as yours, this time you know the strength of Brother Deyun, right? ”

Da Linzi didn't speak, giving him a look.

Xiao Yue Yue was happy: "Haha, I can't say anything that I was surprised by!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Yu Qian, who was behind him, locked his throat.

"Okay, you stinky boy, your master's damage to me is intermittent, you have summarized it for me today!"

"Hahaha!!"

……