Jincheng stand-up comedy special sealing.

"Next, please enjoy the stand-up comedy, the performer Qu Xiaoyun!"

Qu Xiaoyun took square steps, and as soon as he walked out of the curtain, there was a burst of applause from the audience.

"Good !!"

"Qu Xiaoyun, I love you!!"

"I'm going to give you a monkey !!"

He was stunned for a moment, and glanced down the stage, where several female fans were waving flowers and small gifts around the stage.

This is what he didn't expect, it is common for the theater to give gifts to actors, and the ones who receive the most gifts are pigtails and Qin Xiaoxian, and they have to receive gifts for a few minutes.

Although today's battle is far inferior to the two of them, the last time they appeared on stage alone, they didn't have any gifts at all, which can be said to be a qualitative leap.

"Thank you."

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and received flowers and gifts.

The fans are enthusiastic.

"I made it myself!"

"You're a great singer!"

"Can I touch your muscles?"

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"Little brother, little brother......"

The voice is familiar and recognizable......

Glancing at the crowd, Zhou Shuyi really came, and she was dressed up very beautifully, holding a handful of stars in her hand.

Zhou Shuyi squeezed from the crowd to the front: "Little brother, I'm coming to see you, but I'm going back to Shanghai after the performance." ”

Qu Xiaoyun took the flower: "Thank you for coming, if you have the opportunity to perform in Shanghai, I will definitely go to you to play!" ”

Zhou Shuyi nodded happily: "Okay, do you know what the flower language of the stars is?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head.

"Look it up online when you have time!"

"Good!"

"Thank you!"

Qu Xiaoyun finished receiving the gift, bowed to the audience and thanked him, and then sat behind the bookcase and took out a cake from the master that was eye-catching.

"Smack!"

With a striking fall, he opened his mouth:

"Lustful and romantic, it's not that enemies don't get together. Just for the adulterous woman, it is difficult to protect the wife and children, frolicking in front of the eyes, after the sin is full, the retribution starts from the beginning, and all evil and adultery are the head, so the medium is ...... of prostitution"

Eye-catching falls again, waiting to interact with the audience.

The audience coaxed one after another:

"One stroke !!"

"One more !!"

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Everyone loves to watch the wood fall so much? Do you know this piece of wood? ”

"I don't know !!"

"Look at your uneducated appearance, then I, a highly educated talent, will give everyone a science popularization!"

"Appeal !!"

"This piece of wood is eye-catching, there is a sentence I don't know if you have heard it - the gentleman is called the gentian phoenix concubine, the text holds the martial arts and the tiger is mighty, the precepts are vibrating the altar monk Daojin, and the awakening pressure is close to follow.

In the past, he said that the emperor had a piece called gentian, and it sounded - a bold glutton, dragged it down and cut it!

Niangniang has a piece called Feng Zhu, and it sounded - the slut is hypocritical, and someone comes to slap her mouth!

The civil official's piece was screaming, and it sounded - come on, press up Guo Degang, the hooligan leader of the Deyun Society! ”

"Hahaha!!"

"There is a piece of the military general called Huwei, there is a piece of the monk Lao Dao called the precept Zhentan, there is half a piece in the pharmacy, the pressure prescription is called the pressure prescription, and there is also a piece called the poor fall for the cross talk."

"Hahaha!!"

Qu Xiaoyun continued to explain:

"It doesn't rain across the river, and the wind is different for ten miles. The eye-catching fall is also slightly different,

The eye-catching storytelling here in Jincheng Capital is this wrestling method - so the media is lustful and lewd, "snap", a hook.

The way to fall in the northeast is - so the media is evil and lewd, "snap".

The storytelling in Sichuan is eye-catching and interesting - Zhang Fei, "pop", Liu Bei, "pop", Guan Yu, "pop"! ”

"Hahaha!!"

"Its practical use is to let the audience suppress the words, in the past, the library was very chaotic, the sound of the fall is eye-catching to tell everyone that it is going to be talked, generally after the fall will be read the set poem, the set poem can be related to the next book content, or it can be unrelated."

"For example, if you want to talk about the book of adulterous lovers, you can use today's set poem headed by all evil and fornication. What if it's about the book of Jin Ge Iron Horse? You can use this set poem......"

"The general was born bold and heroic, and his waist was crossed by the autumn water goose sword.

The wind blows the drums, the mountains and rivers move, the lightning flashes, the flag is high, the sun and the moon are high.

The unicorn in the sky is originally seeded, and the ants in the burrow can not escape.

On the day of the return of the edict, I and the general untied their battle robes. ”

The audience applauded:

"Good !!"

"One more !!"

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Rank, the two of you are here today, you can't support it!" ”

"The general was born bold and heroic, and his waist was crossed by the autumn water goose sword. This poem is a poem of the Ming Dynasty, I don't know if you have seen the movie "Embroidered Spring Knife", the Jinyi Wei in the movie is holding the Yanling knife! ”

"Oh~"

"How well this poem is written, but everyone's love for the set poem is mostly for the sake of picking up the stubble, and when you buy a ticket, you don't say a few words to coax, I think it almost means, right?"

"Hahaha!!"

"To !!"

"Thank you for your gift today, this is everyone praising me, I'm very happy, come over and say this is called a pist!"

"Take the past singers as an example, singing and singing the tune of the door turned over several times, the audience saw that the actors worked so hard, they loved it so much, they were happy, and they couldn't express their feelings, what should I do?

I had a ring, a bracelet, a silver or something in my hand, and I took a bag of handkerchiefs and threw them on the stage to show my love for the corners.

Now everyone can follow suit, I don't pick any bank cards, car keys, cash, just don't throw bricks on the stage. ”

"Hahaha!!"

"Everyone is willing to throw bricks, and then throw them when my master comes on the field, so that he, the king of pits, can dig those pits. If you throw a brick at each of you, then my master can build three tiled houses after the performance! ”

"Hahaha!!"

"Just kidding everyone, it is forbidden for us to accept expensive gifts in the performance of Deyun Club, if someone sends it, it must be returned, Zhang Jiuling received a red envelope before, and wanted to return it to the fans, but the fans left, and finally there was no way to donate the red envelopes. So everyone is willing to give gifts, it is best to give some things made by yourself, these flowers are wasteful, and in the end they are all cheap florists, everyone will send popcorn next time! ”

"Good !!"

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "If you dare to give it away, we don't dare to eat it, in case you add a smile and a half step crazy!" ”

"Appeal !!"

"Just kidding you, where did we just talk?"

"Horn !!"

"Yes, there are actually people who have evil thoughts, such as singing drums. Oops, this girl sings so well, please eat, it's some bullies and bandits, and the actors don't dare not go, don't go and smash the garden for you, how many actors have been ruined in those years......"

As soon as she finished speaking, a few sisters in the audience laughed and shouted:

"Don't leave !! after the show"

"Please eat !!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and arched his hand: "Thank you sisters for your kind invitation, so many sisters invite me to dinner, I can't stand it......"

"Appeal !!"

Qu Xiaoyun glanced at the audience: "What do you think!" I'm talking about my stomach can't stand it. ”

"We're thinking about !! stomach too"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "That's good, that's good!" ”

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