Qu Xiaoyun asked, "Rank, what do you want to hear today?" ”

As soon as the words fell, a male audience member shouted at the top of his voice:

"Golden Plum !!"

(This outstandingly loud shout is quite like the male audience of Jolin Tsai's "Agent J" "Ah!") Yes! taste. ）

The audience was amused, and Qu Xiaoyun was also happy.

"Oh, I don't know how to do this, and I haven't studied it. My master is good at it, and my uncle's father, Mr. Wang, has more than 30 versions of the golden plum, and let my master borrow more than half of it. ”

"Appeal !!"

"Haha!!

Qu Xiaoyun thought for a moment and opened his mouth: "Today, I'll tell you a story that is both familiar and unfamiliar!" ”

He didn't think about it because he wanted a story, but he was holding back and making it bad, thinking about what story he could use to hook the audience's heart? After all, it was the last one, and in order to inherit the master's spirit of digging holes, and to live up to the master's eye-catching expectation of giving him a cake, he had to pick up a small shovel.

The audience whispered, not knowing what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd.

"What could it be that is both familiar and unfamiliar?"

"Eighty percent is "The Biography of Jigong", Mr. Guo said that this book is endless."

"Could it be "Zhang Xiaoyi Goes to Nanjing"? Mr. Guo mentioned that the story on the way back is over, and there is still a story on the way back! ”

"I bet it's "Feng Tianqi in Tongzhou"!"

Qu Xiaoyun looked at the atmosphere of the scene at this time, and loved it very much: "Rank, it's okay, you can't guess until the end of the performance, let's give you some hints." ”

After speaking, he cleared his throat:

The peach leaf is pointed upward

And the willow leaves covered the sky

In his place, this Ming Gong is a man

Listen to me

……

An infatuated woman, this amorous man

made up a small song to explore the Qingshui River~

The audience applauded:

"Good !!"

Qu Xiaoyun thanked him:

"Thank you, haven't you always wanted to listen to me sing, today's sealed performance satisfies everyone's wishes, of course I don't sing as well as my brother, everyone should listen to a lively scene!"

"I think everyone has guessed it, the story I want to tell today is "Exploring the Qingshui River", most people only understand that this is a martyrdom story that happened in Beijing, and they don't know much about the details of the story, today I will talk to you about the love tragedy of this old era."

The audience was very happy to listen to it, especially those who like pigtails:

"Good !!"

Qu Xiaoyun watched the audience's performance, and his heart blossomed, and he had already thought about digging a pit in the story, so he waited for the audience to enter the pit.

……

"Smack~"

A cake is eye-catching.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Due to the time relationship, I will talk to everyone about this today, there is Yan Ruyu in the pit, and there is a golden house in the pit!" ”

"Appeal !!"

"Hate !!"

"My master's excuse for digging the pit is that my eldest son can earn money to support himself, but my younger son is still young, and he has to rely on these books to raise his younger son.

Rank, I'm not married yet! I still have to point to the book to marry a daughter-in-law! ”

"Appeal !!"

"I'll marry you!!"

"Pick me !!"

Qu Xiaoyun pouted: "It's okay if these eldest sisters shout to marry me, big brothers, please don't mess with the stubble, otherwise it will be easy to be regarded as King Billy!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

Although the pit was dug, his story was really wonderful, and the audience booed, but their hands applauded honestly.

When he left, many fans came on stage to give gifts.

……

Qu Xiaoyun's performance today was recorded by many fans and posted in a short video.

The Weibo fan support club has increased a lot of fans.

"Ah!! I really want to listen to the story, if he opens Weibo, I @ him every day! ”

"I don't know when he will perform again, let's collectively @ Mr. Guo petition!"

"His master is called the Pit King, how about we also give him a nickname?"

"Okay, collect the top ten nicknames with the highest comments and likes to vote!"

……

After the stand-up comedy special was sealed, Qu Xiaoyun got a very down-to-earth new nickname-

【Pit ratio】

……

Afternoon.

Beijing, Guo family.

The eight apprentices sat around the mahogany round table and chatted, and Luan Yi, the chief butler of the Deyun Society, sat in the right seat.

Master Guo Degang told his beloved disciples in advance, the details of the group and the list of selected apprentices.

Meng Hetang: "Brother Luan, what is the matter of summoning us here today?" ”

Luan Yi opened his mouth unhurriedly, quite like the taste of Deyun's housekeeper: "You all know "Deyun Fighting Laughter Club", right? The eight of us were designated by Master as recording members. ”

"Congratulations!"

"Rejoice and rejoice!"

Only the baked cake pouted with a big mouth, sat in a crazy posture, and boasted to himself: "Expected! As the only disciple of the Deyun Society, I don't choose who I choose! ”

Luan Yiyi then explained: "The program team originally planned to use the method of recording and broadcasting, but considering that there are few shots of everyone in the recording and broadcasting, the director is ready to use two methods of recording and broadcasting plus live broadcast to shoot variety shows, and because of the randomness of the live broadcast, this can greatly increase the effect of variety shows, and with the help of the live broadcast platform, it can also play a good role in promoting the program." ”

Meng Hetang was a little worried: "Although the live broadcast has advantages, the disadvantages are also obvious, in one shot, any accident may be directly exposed to the audience, and unlike the recording and broadcasting that can be reshot if it is not good, this live broadcast cannot be reversed!" ”

Zhang Helun also expressed his opinion: "There are indeed many uncertainties in the live broadcast, but the effect it presents is more in line with the authenticity of the reality show!" I guess it's because of this that Yan Min considered joining the live broadcast! ”

Luan Yi nodded in agreement: "Our Deyun Club's own performance is a live broadcast, okay?" Why bother with this? If you can't even handle a live broadcast, then you don't have to do it! ”

As soon as these words came out, they all fell silent, and they were speechless by Luan.

Yang Jiulang asked, "Brother Luan, why is there no Brother Yue?" He's a pillar of our popularity! ”

"The show has him, and he is a resident guest on the show."

Zhou Jiuliang was happy: "The show is to choose the new first brother of Deyun, Brother Yue thinks that he is already a first brother, isn't participating in the show denying himself!" ”

"Haha, it's reasonable, it's reasonable!"

Luan Yi: "By the way, when it comes to Xiao Yue, I think of something, there are a total of nine people on the list, and there is one master who has not yet been decided." ”

Everyone in the audience looked at each other, guessing who the last person would be.

Meng Hetang: "I think it's Jiulong, that's my master's nephew!" ”

Yang Jiulang: "Yes, I think so!" ”

The pigtail, who had not spoken, denied their opinion: "It definitely won't be Kowloon!" Kowloon and Ninety have always been together, and they will not be separated and only one person will be separated! I think it's Nine Creeks. ”

Yang Jiulang nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, yes!" ”

Meng Hetang sneered: "You are two-faced! ”

Yang Jiulang was happy: "I must partner with me on the same front!" ”

The biscuit, who has always loved to speak, is quiet at the moment, and is counting things with his head down and his fingers.

Zhang Helun beside him pushed him: "What are you counting with your fingers there?" Are your fingers enough? Shall I lend you my toes to count? ”

"Hahaha!!"

"I'll you!"

……