Qin Xiaoxian put the big red wig set in his bag on his head, shook the bangs that covered his eyes, and said with emotion: "I remember that I was only in junior high school at that time, and although my hair was not so exaggerated, it was not much worse." ”

Speaking of this, a smile appeared on his face: "The girls in the class all covered their eyes and bangs, and the girls at the trend point would also perm their hair very fluffy, making their heads look very big, like Zhang Helun!" ”

A fat female staff member in the back row couldn't hold back her fun.

pouted at Qin Xiao, and put his hand on his face to make a scissor hand gesture.

Qin Xiao smiled and applauded: "Yes, yes, yes, at that time, the girls in the class took the big head sticker with this gesture, and some would cover their mouths with the cuffs of their school uniforms, this sister looked like she came from that era, how old are you?" ”

"Ninety-five."

"I'm ninety-seven!"

Qu Xiaoyun listened to the conversation between the two of them, and also remembered the past: "Alas! I also added a QQ group called the Red Man Pavilion at that time, and at that time I didn't have much pocket money, and then because I couldn't afford to continue the red diamond, there was no QQ show, and I was ruthlessly kicked out of the group by the administrator! ”

Qin Xiao patted him on the shoulder: "It's too miserable, brother, I won't know you, or I'll give you another five years!" ”

The wealth is rich, and the trenches are inhumane!

"Time flies so fast, don't talk about the QQ show, now even the red diamond is gone......"

Qin Xiao had an idea: "Why don't you use Bundi to attract people first, let's perform a short while, passers-by see us perform well, and are attracted by our acting skills, go to the theater to watch the performance It will be a matter of course, and they will take the flag themselves!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun boasted: "Brother Qin, they all say you are stupid, you are very smart!" ”

As soon as Qin Xiao heard the praise, he floated up: "Hey, stupid, that's a human design!" I pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger! ”

“……”

As far as the door opening incident is concerned, Qu Xiaoyun is deeply skeptical.

Qin Xiao pleaded: "Sister, you can accompany us for a while!" ”

The female staff member thought about it in her heart, but she still refused to take it into consideration.

Qu Xiaoyun is an old variety show audience, watching the performance of King Yan to the extreme, and knows the essence of reality shows.

"We're not begging you, we're telling you! Otherwise, we'll block the camera! After saying that, he stretched out his hand and threatened.

In the end, she relented.

Qin Xiao turned his head and asked, "Sister, what's your name?" ”

"Call me Xiaoyi!"

"Okay, your temporary name is Tear Fan!"

"Okay...... How to act? ”

"You play a sister who is urged to marry by me, I play a sister who is urged to marry, brother, you play a male protagonist who is defeated by reality and has to give up his feelings, I have a wig set for me and her, you cut off your long hair in order to enter the factory, so you don't need a wig set."

"Good!"

After explaining some details, the car also drove to the square while speaking.

Today is not the weekend, and it is not time to get off work, the bustling commercial plaza is sparsely populated at the moment, and the three of them got off the bus with speakers.

Qin Xiao found a place with a relatively large number of people, put on a wig cover, connected to a Bluetooth speaker, and chose a particularly hilarious Bundi Divine Comedy "Walking in the Sun".

When he was ready, he turned on the speakers, and the music sounded:

“walking in the sun in around and around”

“sun in around and around”

As the music sounded, Qin Xiaoxian's body began to shake with the music, and the passers-by who passed by him also looked at him with strange eyes, but no one stopped.

"Toot Toot Toot Toot ......"

Hearing this, Qin Xiaoxian seemed to have stepped on the electric door, and his whole body was filled with electricity, forcing him to make some unbelievable movements, his body opened and closed, and every cell in his body carried a rhythm.

Netizens in the live broadcast room blew up:

"Lao Qin shouldn't have social psoriasis!!

"What kind of square is this? I'm going to deliver two bags of cement!! ”

"This dance is bound to set off a new trend in nightclubs!!"

"The Family is Calling!!

A netizen whose ID is Nazdo Ragnir:

"I'm on fire!!"

Passers-by were gradually attracted by his bold dancing, stopped to watch, and even took out their mobile phone recordings, and a smile appeared on the faces of every onlooker.

Seeing this, Qu Xiaoyun unconsciously covered his face with his hands, and took two steps back, and at this moment, Tear Fan grabbed his arm and pulled him over.

Tear Fan also shook the three layers and joined the awkward dance team, and pointed at Qu Xiaoyun while dancing, signaling him to follow the rhythm.

The mobile phone cameras of the onlookers also followed the direction of their fingers and shot at him.

Are there any ground seams......

Forget it, if you want to sell your face outward, you will die in society, and you will die in society, and you will fight for the ranking!

Qu Xiaoyun took off half of his sleeves to reveal the vest he wore for fitness, raised his hands to show his muscles, twisted his hips coquettishly with his lower body, and the muscle golden wheel also joined the battlefield, and the three of them began to dance wildly.

The crowd of onlookers gathered more and more.

A hi song ends, and "The Funeral of the Rose" begins.

The three of them glanced at each other, and they all entered the mood.

Qu Xiaoyun took out the props prepared in advance from his trouser pocket, a wrinkled job advertisement, and lowered his head to brew emotions.

Tear Fan grabbed the wig a little fluffy, walked to him and snatched the job advertisement, glanced at it, and then fell viciously to the ground.

With red eyes, he stroked Qu Xiaoyun's short hair, and asked with a crying voice:

"Why are you doing this to yourself!"

"What kind of clothes are you wearing? Where's your noble hair? ”

Qu Xiaoyun peeked and saw that she had completely entered the role, and admired it very much, she was really a master in the people, and she couldn't lag behind.

The thought of shaking her shoulders made her fat tremble.

"Tear Fan, I think it's time for us to wake up, we have to face reality, you know!" His tone was profound, a little unwilling, but he couldn't change it.

Tear Fan pulled off his arm, approached him, and poured out his love:

"The reality is that I am willing to give up the only pride I have for you, and I am willing not to rush half a point card for you! Willing to say goodbye to QQ yellow diamond for you, willing to ...... for you"

Qu Xiaoyun pushed her away, but the tonnage of this eldest sister was too heavy, and pushing her was a step back.

The onlookers burst into laughter, and the emotions that were finally brought in were a bit out of the play.

In order to stop the loss, Qu Xiaoyun roared angrily:

"But I don't want to! I'm just a passerby you turn around and forget, why should I accompany you to the end of the world! ”

"Get out of sight, I don't want to see you again!"

After speaking, he walked aside and whispered affectionately:

"If there is only one noble status, I hope that person is you, I'm sorry, Salang hehe......"

Tear Fan also squatted on the ground and cried aggrievedly.

Qin Xiaoxian appeared at this time, and stroked her head very warmly: "Sister, forget love!" ”

……