Chapter 33: Qu Xiaoyun breaks the siege
"Sister!"
Tear Fan hugged him aggrievedly, and there was a hint of evil smile on his tearful face.
Because he was too involved and hugged him very tightly, Qin Xiaoxian coughed in a strangle, and his face turned red.
Qu Xiaoyun on the side gasped, and the three of them would have been surrounded by passers-by watching the excitement.
There was a barrage in the live broadcast room:
"I'm so envious !!"
"Draw your sword!!"
"Second senior brother, let go of senior brother !!"
"I feel sorry for Lao Qin for a second......
Qin Xiaoxian's voice was wrong, and he patted her on the back:
"You are my only sister, how can I bear to make you sad and cry? It's my fault to force the marriage, go home, go back to the original good ......"
"Good!"
After being let go, Qin Xiaoxian gasped for breath, thinking that he couldn't play anymore, otherwise it would be easy to explain here, opened the bag given by the crew, took out a small purple flag from the bag, and asked the onlookers with a smile:
"Do you have any friends who like to listen to cross talk?"
Onlookers pick up stubble:
"Yes!"
"Great, we are actors from Deyun Club, we have a performance tomorrow, if there are audiences who like to listen to cross talk, give us a show, okay?"
In the crowd, a big brother wearing sunglasses and a big figure coaxed:
"Now let's take a while, how about we?"
Qin Xiao smiled and waved his hand: "Big brother, you come to the theater tomorrow to listen, it's not convenient today!" ”
"Let's have one!"
The big brother in sunglasses is endless, and the repeater is like a coaxing.
Qin Xiaoxian's face was a little unbearable, and his smile disappeared, and he was about to get angry when he saw it.
Seeing this, Qu Xiaoyun played a round game: "This big brother, if you are willing to listen, you can take a small flag from us for a while, and tomorrow you can bring the flag to enter for free and listen, even if you praise us, it is not appropriate to say it here." ”
The eldest brother wearing sunglasses was on the bar: "Why is it inappropriate?" Since you have chosen this way to find the audience, you are still doing comedy, there are so many people around, and there may be your fans in the crowd, say a few words to amuse everyone, how happy it is! ”
The barrage in the live broadcast room began to spray:
"He ruined the atmosphere just now!!
"It's really a fishy pot of soup!!"
"Lao Qin's face is very ugly, will they fight?"
"No, after all, it's an artist, and I will pay attention to the image and influence!"
Qu Xiaoyun didn't refute, and asked with a smile: "This big brother, what do you do?" ”
"I'm a butcher!" The tone is quite arrogant.
Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Big brother, we have to be virtuous in our arts, people have spent money to buy tickets, we should serve others, we should share it, there is one on the street, how can we just say it, you are a butcher, walk on the street, others let you come to one, you can come casually!" ”
The onlookers all laughed, and the eldest brother was dumbfounded, and he opened his mouth to ignore it when he wanted to go back, which was very embarrassing.
Qu Xiaoyun saw that he was laughed at by so many people, and he couldn't get off the stage, after all, he did variety shows for fun, and there was no need to do this, so he said a few good words to help him get back some face:
"I don't know if you've heard this sentence, every chivalrous slaughterer from the dogs, most of the negative people are scholars!"
"There are few scholars who go out with swords to be heroes, and they are all holding back the scientific examination to be officials! It has to be those who kill pigs and sell meat, sharpen scissors and sharpen kitchen knives, he will stand up for something, and there is such a saying from ancient times to the present, the so-called chivalrous spirit is more at the bottom of society. ”
"Let's tell you a story, this story happened in Jincheng."
"When the city of Jincheng burned Wanghai Tower, countless ordinary people went to burn it together, because this Wanghai Tower is a church, and the people in the church oppressed the people, causing anger and burning the church to others, and beating the priest to death. The foreigner quit, and finally chose Li Hongzhang to find Jincheng County, and this matter must be solved.
Rank, so many people did it together, and they couldn't solve the case. The yamen had no choice, so they went to the common people - we dare to provoke this disaster, and in the end no one dares to come out to make an account, we are ashamed!
Just this sentence, sixteen strong men came out to apologize, these sixteen people are some low-level ordinary people, and the government gave these sixteen people two hundred taels of silver. When the head was killed in the end, these sixteen were all wearing costumes, and what Huang Tianba and Zhao Yun took from the troupe were all heroic costumes, and they cut off their heads after giving these sixteen a good beat, and finally took their heads and said to the foreigners that all the troublemakers were killed, and the matter was settled!
Rank, are these sixteen people wronged? He has nothing else to do, he is definitely wronged, but from their own point of view, they are not wronged, they hold their heads high on the court, become a big hero, go all the way and sing all the way, the people give wine and food, they feel that they are heroic and righteous, and this life has not been in vain! This is the chivalrous thing in the bones! ”
"Good !!"
The crowd of onlookers applauded.
The bald brother wearing sunglasses took off his sunglasses, walked to him, looked at him carefully, and patted him on the shoulder: "I remember you, tomorrow I will take my whole family to support you!" I'll lift the theater roof for you! ”
"Hahaha!!"
The onlookers were happy, and the people of Jincheng spoke with joy.
After speaking, the eldest brother took a small handful of flags and walked out of the crowd, and the onlookers also lined up to get small flags, but there were not enough small flags.
The barrage in the live broadcast room praised one after another:
"Wow, this little brother has such a strong ability to adapt at will!!"
"Not only did I solve the siege with a few words, but I also helped the bald brother get back some face!!"
"I decided to fan this little brother, I don't know if there is an online vote for the theater performance, if there is, I must vote for him!!"
"I have good looks and figure, and I have talent, I love !! love"
Even the camera staff was impressed.
"Brother, it's worthy of being a stand-up, you can be eloquent!"
Qin Xiao put his arm around Qu Xiaoyun's shoulders and returned to the business car.
The driver drove the car back to the Qingwangfu Hotel, ready to carry out the next task, looking for Liang Zi - the summary of the paragraph.
Qingwangfu Hotel is very special, they are all bungalows with yards, they have to look for clues in four rooms, and guess the corresponding joke after finding clues, they are the fastest to find fans and the first to reach the location of the new mission, and there is a first opportunity to search all rooms.
Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiao entered the first room, and the two worked separately to find clues in the room.
In the first room, the room is very neatly decorated, and there is a picture of the words - the elders of the country can tolerate me, and do not make evil money in the world.
The living room is very ordinary, with a sofa and a coffee table, nothing special decoration, and a box of broad beans on the table, which is estimated to be a product of the sponsor.
Qin Xiaoxian was probably hungry from dancing, and after entering the house, he became interested in broad beans, and stuffed them into his mouth one after another.
Qu Xiaoyun reminded:
"Brother Qin, time is tight and the task is heavy, let's take it away if we see something, they will come to grab it!"
"This broad bean is good!"
"Take it!"
"That's a good word too!"
"Take it!"
"The cameraman's sister is good!"
"Carry the !!"
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