Chapter 35: Deyun people are fine with little Meng

"Brother Qin, isn't it a bit unauthentic for us to do this? You keep the broad beans and eat them, or let's give them "Spit Lotus"! After speaking, Qu Xiaoyun took out a lotus mouthwash from his pocket.

As soon as Qin Xiaoxian opened his mouth, it was an old variety show: "Brother, this is a bad word!" We were originally going to exchange "Guess the Lantern Riddle" with him, but it was a fake that Brother Cake chose on his own initiative, you can't blame us! That's the essence of reality TV! ”

"Well, I'm a little embarrassed......"

Two more people came in while talking, Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang.

"Brother Meng!"

"Brother Zhou!"

"Hey!"

As soon as he finished saying hello, Meng Hetang's eyes swept to the lotus mouthwash.

He is the most clever in the entire Deyun Society, and his eyes are full of cleverness.

Qu Xiaoyun found that he was staring at the mouthwash in his hand and hurriedly hid it behind his back.

Meng Hetang smiled and praised: "Yo! You guys are so amazing, you've found two beams, I see that you have written "Learn Foreign Languages" at the door, how about giving us "Spit Lotus"? We haven't found one yet! ”

Qin Xiaoxian took the mouthwash in his hand and shook it in front of his eyes: "Do you want it?" ”

"Of course I do!"

"Hey, hey, gotta add money!"

Zhou Jiuliang asked, "How much money?" ”

Meng Hetang pushed him away: "What's more money?" Xiao Qinfu's second generation, is he short of money? ”

Qin Xiao was happy: "Brother Meng, who still thinks that there is a lot of money?" ”

"Brother, it's true that no one thinks they have a lot of money, your mouthwash corresponds to "Spit Lotus", right?"

"yes!"

Meng Hetang put on a poet's appearance, stared at the ceiling, and recited: "Yu Duai Lianzhi is out of the mud without staining, and the water is clear and rippled without demons!" ……”

Zhou Jiuliang got used to it: "What about the next sentence?" ”

Meng Hetang thought for a moment: "Inside...... Grace ......"

Live broadcast room netizens:

"I'm laughing to death, handsome for only three seconds!!"

"The middle is straight outside, not vines and branches, the fragrance is far and clear, the pavilion is pure and planted, and it can be viewed from a distance and can not be blasphemed!!"

"Deyun Society is a highly educated ......"

Meng Hetang glared at Zhou Jiuliang, turned his head and continued with a smile: "Brother, the lotus flower is a gentleman among flowers, it comes out of the mud without staining!" "Spitting Lotus Flowers" means that you are very gentlemanly in your words, you will not associate it with something like money like silt, and you will not use money to measure the feelings between our brothers and sisters! ”

"666, Meng Hetang is too good at talking!!"

"I can really make it up, this can be connected, and this brain hole can be !!"

"Meng Hetang is too fine, Qin Fool was sold by him, and he has to help him count the money!!"

"It's not just as simple as helping him count the money, Qin Fool was sold to Jiangcheng by him, and he has to treat him as a good person, bring him cantaloupe and jujube to thank him!!"

Qu Xiaoyun took the mouthwash and handed it to Meng Hetang: "Brother Meng, don't say anything else, I'll give it to you!" ”

If you don't send it, you can't do it, people throw out a sentence, not only achieve the goal, but also make you happy to listen to it, you can't say anything else, this IQ is not a level at all.

"Thank you, brother, then we'll go and occupy the room, I wish you two good results!"

Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang took their things and left very satisfied, and when they went out, they saw Zhang Helun and Luan Yiyi.

Meng Hetang lowered his voice and said to Luan Yi: "Brother Luan, there is Liang Zi from "On Tease" in that house, go quickly, and let people eat the beans if you slow down!" ”

Live broadcast room netizens:

“???”

"When did he find out?"

"Damn, this is outrageous!!"

"I have a hunch that he will definitely not be worse in this show!!"

"I guess in the end, the new brother of Deyun will be him!!"

……

Zhang Helun pondered for a moment, and said to Luan Yi: "Brother Luan, you will go in and ask them for a while, they are afraid of you, especially Qin Xiaoxian, I want them to definitely negotiate terms with me!" ”

“…… All right. ”

The two of them walked like chengguan and entered the house.

"Brother Luan!"

"Brother Lun!"

Luan Yan put his hands behind his back: "Hey, you guys arrived very fast!" I see the name of the show is written on the door of your house! ”

"It's okay, the fan finding session went well."

"Did you find any other clues?"

The two of them tacitly understood and answered different answers at the same time.

Qu Xiaoyun: "Yes! ”

Qin Xiaoxian: "No! ”

"Huh?"

The two looked at each other in confusion.

Qu Xiaoyun: "No! ”

Qin Xiaoxian: "Yes! ”

Luan raised his voice: "Is there any?" ”

Qin Xiaoxian was stunned by the shouting, and picked up the broad beans: "Brother Luan, this may be "On Tease". ”

Luan Yi nodded: "Wheel, the two junior brothers' hearts, regardless of whether it is or not, let's keep it, it's also good to fight the tooth sacrifice!" ”

"Okay!"

After the two left, Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help but ask:

"Brother Qin, aren't you going to make a mistake?"

Qin Xiaoxian is very honest:

"Among the senior brothers of Deyun Society, I am not afraid of others, I am afraid of him, and once he praised me, I was trembling......"

“……”

The game session has come to an end for the time being, and all four teams are working on the joke in their respective rooms.

Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiao were discussing "Learning Foreign Languages", the performance could not be completely copied, it needed to be innovative, and the stalk suitable for the style of the two of them was added to the joke.

Let's take a simple example -

Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang performed on the stage, starting with a very commonly used self-introduction.

Meng Hetang: "Hello everyone, my name is Meng Hetang, and this one next to me is my partner (Zhou Dog Food)." ”

Zhou Jiuliang: "Is dog food like words?" ”

The two of them lost and lost, and they entered the story with teasing, so that the paragraph is not blunt.

This is called living in cross talk jargon, if it is too blunt, the audience will be confused, and even feel inexplicable, and then the performance will be greatly reduced.

The two were discussing the joke when Master's voice came from outside the house.

Guo Degang was wearing an embroidered coat, holding a loudspeaker in his hand, and his voice was full of energy, and the voice reached the ears of every apprentice.

"How's it going? Take your beams and come out and assemble! ”

Hearing the master's shout, the nine sons of Deyun also temporarily put down their creations and followed the master to the courtyard to gather.

Guo Degang looked at the state of his apprentices and opened his mouth: "Tell me what works you are!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian: "We are "Learning Foreign Languages"! After that, he showed the foreign language book.

Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang: "We are "Spitting Lotus"! After that, he showed off the mouthwash.

Luan Yi and Zhang Helun: "We are "On Tease"! After that, he showed the box with only one broad bean left.

Guo Degang praised: "That's it, you can really eat it, it's okay, you still know that there is one bean left!" ”

The sense of anticipation is full, and netizens in the live broadcast room are waiting to see the ugly cake ugly:

"Hurry up !!"

"Poor second master and Jiulang, they don't know the truth yet!!"

"I'm laughing to death, I studied the joke for a long time, and finally found out that it was in vain, what would be the reaction?"

"Take care of !! pancakes"

……