Chapter Thirty-Four: Poor Baked Cakes

Qin Xiao was holding the broad beans and preparing to retreat, but when he got up and didn't hold a few on the ground, when he bent down to pick up the broad beans, he found a bottle of mouthwash under the coffee table.

The pattern on the mouthwash bottle is peculiar, printed with a red lotus flower.

Qin Xiaoxian picked it up and looked at it, but he didn't take it seriously, the room was full of advertisers sponsoring products, and this bottle of mouthwash was probably also placed by the sponsor, and he was about to put it down.

Qu Xiaoyun, who was waiting on the side, glanced at it, and a flash of inspiration: "Wait, mouthwash...... It is also printed with a lotus pattern, this is "Spit Lotus"! ”

"Spitting Lotus Flowers" is one of the most representative jokes of traditional cross talk.

Qin Xiaoxian suddenly realized and praised: "I thought the same thing just now!" ”

“……”

Qu Xiaoyun took the mouthwash, put it in his pocket, and said with a wicked smile: "Let's take this first, find other clues, if the senior brothers can't find Liangzi, we can use these things to knock them out!" ”

Qin Xiaoxian gave a thumbs up: "Yes!" That's how we should be, let's fight too! ”

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head: "But this is a good plan, if you can't find anything else, this "Spitting Lotus" is really not suitable for the two of us, this section is not very friendly to the praise, we are not very good at it, if you say that this section of the results will not be too good." ”

Qin Xiao nodded leisurely: "Yes, brother, who will laugh and who will tease us when we go back to perform?" ”

"Brother Qin, listen to you!"

"Then I'll laugh, you tease, after all, I talk more than you, three points to tease and seven points to praise, it's more difficult to praise, I'll come!"

"Yes."

The two of them took mouthwash, broad beans, and a word to another room, and the layout and decoration of the other room were exactly the same, the only thing that was a little special was that there was another different word hanging -

Look at the big lantern from afar, look at the big lantern closely, walk up to see that the lantern is clear of holes.

Qu Xiaoyun guessed that it was the traditional cross talk "Guess the Lantern Riddle".

The two of them took off the painting, and just as they were about to change rooms again, they took the book and came in.

"Brother Cake!"

"You two arrived so early!" I was surprised.

"Ah, pulling fans is going relatively smoothly."

"Brother Biscuit, what are you holding in your hand?"

Qu Xiaoyun found that he was holding a book with a red cover in his hand.

The baked cake was very proud: "Ah, I was assigned to a group with Xiao Pigtail and Yang Jiulang, we just found Liangzi when we arrived, on the bookshelf in a room, several books are the same, this book is different from teaching Italian, it must be "Learning Foreign Languages"! ”

"Awesome!"

"Xiao Qin, where did you get so many broad beans? Are you tired of holding it? Brother, I'll help you lighten up a bit! After saying that, he stretched out his hand to grab it.

The speaker has no intention of listening, Qu Xiaoyun suddenly realized after listening to it, no wonder this handful of broad beans has no outer packaging, and daring is the clue, this is the traditional joke "On Tease".

However, Qu Xiaoyun is more interested in "Learning Foreign Languages" in his hand, he has a bit of a mind on "Learning Foreign Languages", and he has to fool this book into his hand, thinking of this and pretending to be for the sake of others:

"Brother Cake! "Learning Foreign Languages" is not very suitable for group comedy! ”

Baked cake nodded: "yes, that's why we're going to look for other clues." ”

"Brother Biscuit, if the three of you are on the field, Yang Jiulang will be funny, are you teasing Brother Braid?"

"That's for sure!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled: "This "Learning Foreign Languages" tease you need to know English, you are an apprentice, you have been here since you were a child, and you must be a little lacking in cultural classes, not to mention braided brother, I dropped out of school in the fourth grade of primary school, and I have never seen what English books look like!" Why don't you give us this "Learn a Foreign Language"? ”

The baked cake took a step back and hid the book behind his back: "That's not good, you kid has learned badly!" Want to empty the gloves of the white wolf? If you want a clue, find it yourself! ”

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and explained: "How can it? I'll trade with you! Do you see these two words in my hand? After speaking, the two words were unfolded.

"The fathers of the country can tolerate me and not make the world make evil money. This is the paragraph "To the Spring Festival Couplets"! ”

"Look at the lantern from afar, look at the big lantern closely, walk up and look, the lantern is clear of holes. This is the joke "Guess the Lantern Riddle"! ”

The baked cake was happy, and he reached out to take it: "Yes, I have found both of them!" ”

Qin Xiao stood in the middle: "Brother Cake, it's not okay to rob it!" Although I can't rob you, you may not be able to deal with Xiaoyun's figure! ”

The baked cake retracted his hand and explained with a smile: "How can it! I just didn't see it clearly, I wanted to see it closer! ”

Qu Xiaoyun saw that there was a play, and he was also straight to the point:

"Brother Cake, this "Guess the Lantern Riddle" is suitable for three people to say, how about I exchange this with you?"

Yakiniku shook his head in resistance.

Qin Xiao understood in a second, and was happy: "Don't you understand, Brother Biscuit has a shadow on "Playing Lantern Riddles", before Uncle Qian's performance, he drank with a group of horse breeders, and he has similar hobbies, the more he drinks, the happier he becomes, and he can't stand up when he drinks." Brother Biscuit and Brother Cao rescued the scene, the two of them were stunned and talked about "Playing Lantern Riddles" for an hour and a half, and finally Uncle Qian relied on mineral water to wash his stomach before he barely appeared on stage, and then there was the drunken version of "Fenhe Bay", you have time to take a look on the Internet, it's so funny, Uncle Qian said nowhere to go! I'm angry with Master! ”

Baked cake covered his face: "At that time, I had all the hearts on the stage!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun understood very well after listening to it: "The half-hour program was stunned for an hour and a half, and everyone has to have a shadow in their hearts......"

The baked cake hit another word: "I will exchange "Learning Foreign Languages" with you for "Spring Festival Couplets"! ”

"It's done!"

After the exchange, the baked cake took the words of "To the Spring Festival Couplet" and left satisfied.

The staff reminded: "After you confirm the work, you should write your name and the name of the work on the whiteboard at the door of the room, and lock the work and the room when you are done." ”

Qu Xiaoyun went to the door and wrote the names of the two and the title of the work freely.

When I returned to the room after writing, I was about to wait for someone to find a clue and make a mistake, when the staff reminded me again.

"There's only one clue in each room, for a total of four."

Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiao counted the existing clues.

Fava Beans - "On Tease".

Foreign language book - "Learn a Foreign Language".

Mouthwash - "Spit Lotus in the Mouth".

A word - "Guess the Lantern Riddle".

Another word - "Spring Festival Couplets".

Qu Xiaoyun exclaimed: "Hey, Brother Qin! How do you have five clues? ”

Qin Xiaoxian thought for a while: "Brother, isn't it a bit far-fetched to "Spring Festival Couplets"? It doesn't seem to be a good match for ......."

Qu Xiaoyun reacted: "It seems to be ...... That is to say...... Brother Biscuit took a genuine product and exchanged it for a fake......"

Netizens in the live broadcast room laughed:

"Hahaha!!"

"It's so miserable to burn the cake, take a real clue and replace it with a fake one!!"

"Stupider than Lao Qin, haha!!"

"Poor Second Master and Jiulang, kindly took in a single baked cake, but they were cheated by these two goods......"

"I'm laughing to death!!"