The corners of Qu Xiaoyun's mouth twitched slightly, people are stupid, it is worthy of a reality show, and they can play like this for the sake of entertainment......

Although points were deducted, the performance had to continue.

Qin Xiaoxian also laughed and teased: "If you say so, you will be left behind!" ”

"Who?"

"Brother Deyun's first brother Xiao Yueyue, his education is that he walked through the school gate, and he hasn't even seen a book!"

"Hahaha!!"

The audience laughed.

A barrage also floated on the projection screen:

"It's so funny!!"

"Premium Black !!"

"Deyun highly educated male !!"

Yu Qian and Guo Degang also laughed.

Master can play like this, and so can I!

Xiao Yueyue, who was smashed, stared at him and pouted: "No, I have to give him one!" After speaking, he drew a picture for Qin Xiaoxian.

Qin Xiao was also stunned, this is really like me coming in person, Xiao Yueyue can be the master of painting the Tao privately, it seems that you really have to pay attention to smashing them......

After the burden sounded, Qu Xiaoyun continued: "I am very good at learning dialects!" ”

Qin Xiao took a leisurely turn: "What dialects are you good at imitating?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun's mouth was as pouting as if he was eighty thousand, and he looked proud: "I'm good at imitating the Northeast dialect!" ”

Qin Xiao was idle: "Nonsense! I'm also good at it, and I'm also level 10 in Northeast dialect! ”

"Hahaha!!"

"Tell me what dialects you are good at other than your native dialect!"

"Oh, if you throw away your hometown, then I will have a lot, what Beijing dialect, Tianjin dialect, Henan dialect, Shanxi dialect, Shandong dialect, etc......"

Qin Xiao humbly asked: "You are so powerful, how about taking this opportunity to teach me?" I've got a lot of skills! ”

"Cheng, where do you want to learn the dialect?"

Qin Xiao thought for a moment: "You teach me Tianjin dialect, our master is from Jincheng, I will show my hand to him after I finish learning!" ”

"Cheng, it's normal to want to show your face in front of the master, then I'll teach you, listen up!"

Qu Xiaoyun put his hands behind his back and pretended to be a teacher: "The characteristics of Tianjin dialect are that one voice is pronounced four times, three tones are pronounced twice, and they love to swallow words!" ”

"For example, the police station is not called the police station!"

"What's that called?"

"Paisho!"

Qin Xiaoxian praised: "Don't say it, it's a bit of an inner taste!" ”

"For another example, the persuasion field is not called the persuasion field, it is called the persuasion field!"

Qin Xiao nodded idly: "I've learned, isn't it just four sounds in one voice, two sounds in three voices, three words into two words, and remove the middle words, it's not difficult!" ”

As soon as he gave two examples, he said that he would, Qu Xiaoyun didn't believe it: "Fans call you a fool, can you learn so fast?" ”

Qin Xiao was idle: "Stupid, that's an illusion, I'm spiritual!" Don't believe you're testing me! ”

"Okay, then I'll test you, how do you say catching butterflies in Tianjin dialect?"

"Catch (four sounds) butterflies (four sounds)!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Hey! Good son! ”

Qin Xiaoxian had a question mark on his face: "??? ”

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Don't you tell everyone, this is my father!" It's not bad to swallow words! ”

"I'll you, you're taking advantage of me!"

"Hahaha!!"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Yu Qian smiled and said to Xiao Yueyue: "This burden is newly made by them, it's not bad, give them all a hook!" ”

"Okay, uncle!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said: "I am not only good at domestic dialects, but also good at foreign dialects!" ”

"That's not a foreign dialect, that's a foreign dialect!"

"Yes, I learn foreign languages well, and I know a lot of foreign languages, especially English!"

Qin Xiaoxian looked disdainful, pointed at him, and said to the audience: "Rank, do you believe it?" I don't believe it anyway! He graduated from high school, he didn't go to college, and he didn't take the fourth or sixth grade, so he dared to say that his English was very good, and he was too good at blowing, right? ”

"Hahaha!!"

When Qu Xiaoyun heard someone questioning, he was not happy: "I don't believe you test me!" ”

"Okay, then I'll test you, how do you say it in English?"

"Hello! You are burying me, this kindergarten children will, you take this test to take my Deyun Club academic qualifications are not good! ”

"Okay, then I'll make it more difficult for you, how do you say banana English?"

“banana！”

"Where's the orange?"

“orange！”

"Apples?"

“iPhone！”

"Is the iPhone like talking? According to you, thirteen Apples are not iPhone13? ”

Qu Xiaoyun snorted and mocked: "At first glance, your English is not good, you don't understand the most basic plural, that's called iPhone13s!" Thirteen big apples are called iPhone13plus! ”

"Hahaha!!"

The audience applauded.

"You're too young in pediatrics, so it's difficult!"

"Cheng, I'll make it a little more difficult for you, how do cats say in English?"

“…… Cat, it's not that hard! ”

"There are many types of cats, can you test me on some difficult ones, like hello, cat!"

Qin Xiao gestured to pause: "Wait a minute, hello kitty I know!" What are you talking about? ”

"Lucky cat!" After speaking, Qu Xiaoyun gestured with his hand and beckoned to the lucky cat.

"Hahaha!!"

Qin Xiaoxian was very unconvinced: "Okay, even if you are powerful, I don't believe that I can't test you today!" If you can talk about this, I'll ......."

"What's wrong?"

"I'll call you Daddy!"

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "You have already called it!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

The audience applauded continuously.

"That's it, Brother Qin, if I can say it, you lend me your Porsche to drive it for a few days, and I also want to experience the simple and unpretentious happiness of driving a luxury car and talking about cross talk!"

Qin Xiao slapped his legs: "Cheng, it's decided, listen up!" How do you say gold gradation in English? The golden gradient of this breed of cat is now precious! ”

Netizens on the barrage started a discussion:

"It's difficult!!

"I guess 99% of the people in the live broadcast room won't say !!"

"I'm betting on a spicy strip, he will never make it up!!"

"Sit back and wait for him to come out of !!"

……

"Don't say it, my Brother Qin's exam is really difficult, let me think about it!"

Qu Xiaoyun thought for a moment, and inadvertently glanced at Xiao Yueyue, and suddenly had an idea:

"Rank, listen up! In English, the Golden Gradient is called ......"

"Yellow Xiaoyue Yue (gradually ~ cheap) cat!"

Barrage in the live broadcast room:

"Hahaha!!"

"These two work really well together!!

"It turns out that the golden gradient can be described like this!!"

"Xiao Yueyue is too miserable!!"

Qin Xiao smiled idly and gave a thumbs up: "It is worthy of being the academic responsibility of Deyun Society!" I'm convinced, and I'll take the car keys after this show! ”

Guo Degang and Yu Qian were also happy to close their mouths, and they also clapped their hands in encouragement.

Xiao Yueyue rolled up his arms and sleeves: "It's too bullying, I went on stage and fought with them!" ”

……