Chapter 39: Not at the bottom
After laughter.
Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Just kidding with everyone, in fact, my English level is average. ”
Qin Xiao nodded idly: "I can see it, my English is average, and my ability to talk nonsense is quite extraordinary." ”
"Hahaha!!"
"Although I can't do it, there are masters in our Deyun Society!"
"That is, Deyun Club has now recruited the dragon character department, and there are many talents."
Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "This person next to me is a master of language. ”
Qin Xiao glanced at him idly: "This is to make fun of me!" ”
"My brother Qin is proficient in Japanese!"
"Hahaha!!"
The audience laughed.
Qin Xiaoxian had a question mark on his face: "What's wrong with the audience now, what's so funny about this?" ”
Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Because my brother Qin has liked to watch some island anime since he was a child, he is more interested in some lines often said in anime, and he also likes to imitate!" ”
"Hobby!"
Qu Xiaoyun put his hands on the side of his body in the shape of a ball, and then launched: "Like what, Kamehameha!" ”
Qin Xiao explained idly on the side: "This is the line of "Dragon Ball", Turtle School Qigong!" ”
"What else is it like, oh tired wow~ Relieve crying oh your Nalu ~ Oh to expand!"
"This is the line from "One Piece", I am the man who wants to be the King of the Pirates!"
Qu Xiaoyun nodded, very satisfied with his explanation.
"What else, one library and one library, flax butterfly, it!"
"Hahaha!!"
Qin Xiao waved his hand: "Wait!" What anime are you talking about? ”
Qu Xiaoyun glanced at him: "You always see you ask me!" ”
On the screen, netizens started to discuss again:
"It turns out that Lao Qin is this kind of person......"
"Lustful, a disaster through the ages, a gentleman is immoral, the villain is always happy, and it is difficult for the big husband to pass the beauty!!"
"Upstairs, what does watching a film have to do with beauty......"
Qin Xiaoxian looked aggrieved: "Who is old and watching!" ”
Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "None of this is important! ”
"Dare to love doesn't mean you ......"
"My hobby is relieved, because I love the animation culture of the island country, my brother Qin taught himself Japanese in private, and planned to have the opportunity to travel to the island country in the future, and I learned fifty tones very seriously."
"I'm amazing."
"Auntie saw that my brother Qin is so studious, and it's a good thing to learn one more language, since people can drive a sports car and talk cross talk, and the family is not short of money, so I found him two female foreign teachers who teach Japanese!"
"After the foreign teacher came, my Brother Qin's body was getting worse day by day."
Qin Xiaoxian felt weird: "Wait a minute, why am I not in good health when the foreign teacher comes?" ”
Qu Xiaoyun looked serious: "Because I study hard!" ”
"Oh, I see!"
"Appeal !!"
"My brother Qin is talented, and he is willing to study hard, and in the end, he lived up to expectations and got the opportunity to study in an island country!"
"Studying abroad is a good thing, and it can be regarded as hard work paying off!"
Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "The school that my brother Qin was admitted to is quite good, it's a copy!" ”
Qin Xiao asked, "The university over there is also divided into one, two?" ”
"Points!"
"I really don't know."
"The school is in Tokyo, and he learned in film and television that Tokyo is very hot, and he is afraid of the heat, so he takes off his big pants as soon as he gets off the plane, and the aisle clangs."
Qin Xiao scratched his head idly, but didn't understand: "Wait!" It's understandable to undress on a hot day, why is the aisle clanging? ”
Qu Xiaoyun looked at the curious female audience in the audience and asked, "You also want to know?" ”
The female audience shouted in unison:
"I want to !!"
Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Because he brought a watch, the watch chain clanged!" ”
Female Audience:
"Appeal !!"
"When I arrived at the place, I rented a house first, played everywhere, and finally on the appointed day, the school called him and asked him to go for an interview."
"It's the first time I've heard of interviews in college."
"The interview took place in an office building."
"Office interviews? The culture is so different! ”
"It doesn't rain across the river, the wind is different for ten miles, and there must be some differences in culture! When he arrived at the place, he entered an office, and the staff in charge of the interview made him take off naked! ”
Qin Xiao suddenly realized: "Oh, it turned out that I was asked to have a physical examination, no wonder......"
"After some checking, my body was okay, and after waiting for a while, a photographer came over with a camera!"
Qin Xiao pondered for a moment: "Wait a minute, naked?" Camera? Dare to love is a book of admissions, I'll go to you! After speaking, he smiled and pushed.
[Make up a joke, as long as I'm not embarrassed, it's you who are embarrassed, hahaha......]
The audience laughed and applauded:
"Hahaha!!"
"Good !!"
In the warm applause, Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiao bowed and withdrew.
The audience was satisfied, but Guo Degang was not very satisfied, and instructed Xiao Yueyue: "The joke is too vulgar, draw another one for them!" ”
Final Score Situation -
Braids: Full marks.
Yang Jiulang: Full marks.
Meng Hetang: Full marks.
Zhou Jiuliang: Full marks.
Luan: Full marks.
Baked cakes: 1 point will be deducted.
Zhang Helun: Deduct three points.
Qin Xiaoxian: Deduct three points.
Qu Xiaoyun: Deduct three points.
……
The two of them returned to the courtyard where they were waiting, and the brothers were sitting and chatting.
Luan Yi praised: "Yes, the first time I cooperated, I performed well!" Judging from the applause given to you by the audience, this is a catch! ”
The baked cake invited the merit: "They can have this performance, it all depends on the Liang Zi of "Learning Foreign Languages" that I exchanged with them!" ”
Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian glanced at each other and sighed.
Meng Hetang was curious: "What's wrong?" You applauded enthusiastically, what are you sighing for? ”
Qin Xiaoxian asked, "Brother Meng, have you been deducted points?" ”
"Nope."
"Where's Brother Luan?"
"Nope."
"Where's the pigtail?"
"Nope."
"Hey, we've both been deducted three points......"
"No......"
The senior brothers couldn't believe it, only Zhang Helun was smiling happily.
"Hahaha, I thought I was at the bottom, but I didn't expect there to be two people with me, I thank you both!"
……
In the final voting session, in addition to the scoreboard, 30 audience members were selected to vote for their favorite actors, and the final scores of the actors were summed together.
Xiao Yueyue announced the audience vote:
Eight votes for pigtails, seven votes for Qin Xiaoxian, six votes for Qu Xiaoyun, four votes for Meng Hetang, one vote for Luan Yi, one vote for baked cakes, one vote for Zhou Jiuliang, one vote for Yang Jiulang, and no vote for Zhang Helun.
Zhang Helun has no love:
"It turns out that I am still at the bottom......"
After adding up, pigtails won the championship of the first period.
Guo Degang presented prizes to the apprentices, the champion gold bowl, the second and third place silver bowls, and the rest of the porcelain bowls.
Guo Degang finished dividing the bowls, and explained with a smile: "Why is the prize set as a bowl, because no matter what kind of bowl it is, its purpose is to let you have something to eat, talk about cross talk well, do a good job, be worthy of the audience, worthy of the bowl in your hand, worthy of the rice in our bowl, okay?" ”
"Good!"
"Thank you, Master!"
"Okay, then the first issue of our "Deyun Fighting Laughter Club" is over, audience friends, we'll see you next time!"
"Goodbye!!"
All the personnel involved in the recording smiled and waved to the camera.
……