The audience burst into applause.

Qu Xiaoyun looked at the audience who couldn't stop laughing, and still said seriously: "My Uncle Sun has never been to the shampoo room!" ”

Xiao Yueyue was curious: "Why didn't he go?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips and said with a wicked smile: "Because he is too fat, he can't get in!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

The burden is connected, and now the atmosphere is very hot.

Xiao Yueyue suddenly realized: "Oh, oh, it seems that the main reason is that the door is narrow!" ”

"Goose Goose Goose~~"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Actually, my Uncle Sun has that heart, he asked people to come out, but people didn't come out." ”

Xiao Yueyue continued: "Yes, that thing does not work in the open air. ”

"Hahaha!!"

Seeing the audience happy, Qu Xiaoyun was also happy in his heart.

"My Uncle Sun doesn't like performances, he especially doesn't like to go."

"Why? There's a lot of money to give, is it because you're lazy? ”

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "No, it's because his daughter-in-law is so beautiful, he doesn't feel at ease." Every time before the performance, he would call all the security guards in the community and give them money, 200 per person. ”

Xiao Yueyue was surprised: "Sun Fatzi is usually quite deductible, why do you give people money?" ”

The audience watched with good eyes, curious about what the reason was, and the scene was very quiet.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Because I want the security guards to watch their daughter-in-law, make records every day, what time they go out every day, what time they come back, who in the family comes to visit the door, and ask the daughter-in-law how she is doing." ”

Xiao Yueyue suddenly realized: "Oh, so that's the case, I haven't heard him say it." ”

"When he comes back from the show, he doesn't go home directly, the first thing he does is ask the security guard - say, how is my daughter-in-law doing these days? Security - very good, sister-in-law hasn't been out these days! ”

"Uncle Sun is still not at ease—is anyone coming home? Security - You think too much, no one goes, just come to deliver a courier. ”

Xiao Yueyue praised: "Oh, that's very good, it shows that the daughter-in-law has a good character." ”

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "Security - I haven't come down yet." ”

Xiao Yueyue was speechless: "Okay, it's okay to come to such a person." ”

"Hahaha!!"

A commercial performance of forty minutes can be slowly paved, and each show in this competition has less than twenty minutes, which requires the fast pace of the joke, and the two people who appeared as the finale are currently performing very well.

After the laughter, Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and smiled evilly at Xiao Yueyue: "Among the actors of Deyun Club, the best for my daughter-in-law has to be my brother-in-law." ”

Xiao Yueyue understood in seconds, and then said to the audience: "I knew that he spared a circle, and finally had to talk about me." ”

The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:

"Hahaha, the characteristics of the praise !!"

"Xiao Yueyue has lost others, who will be spared by the sky!!"

"Qu Xiaoyun is talking about getting more and more progress now!!"

"At the moment, I am most satisfied with their performances!!"

Seeing that he was recognized, Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "My brother-in-law values love and righteousness, and this is up to his father." ”

Xiao Yueyue nodded in agreement: "En! ”

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and explained to the audience with a smile: "According to legend, when the old man was young, as long as he was a woman who could see his eyes, he loved it!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

"Goose Goose Goose~~"

Xiao Yueyue's eyes widened, and he asked, "This is called heavy affection?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "My brother-in-law is precocious with his father, and he is ripe at the age of three." ”

"I'm ripe for this!"

"I fell in love with my cousin when I was six years old."

"Cousin?"

"My cousin's name is Green Tea."

Xiao Yueyue waved his hand: "Green tea?" Don't come to this set, we know this word! ”

Qu Xiaoyun imitated Xiao Yueyue's tone: "Cousin, I want to marry you!" But his cousin didn't—no, I'm the one who is going to marry the prince. ”

"And what about this ideal?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Children, play at home, have a princess dream." ”

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "Oh, that's really normal." ”

Qu Xiaoyun gestured with his hand: "Since he was a child, his cousin has often practiced in order to marry the prince, and he has practiced holding chopsticks far!" ”

Xiao Yueyue didn't understand: "What does taking chopsticks have to do with marrying a prince?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "The old ladies are talking about this! Those who take chopsticks are closer to marry, and those who take chopsticks are farther away to marry. ”

"Oh. It's really, really exquisite. ”

"In order to marry the prince, his cousin took the chopsticks farther and farther away, and finally the two chopsticks were one after another, and he made up his mind to marry the prince, and finally ......"

Seeing that he didn't say anything, Xiao Yueyue asked curiously, "Married to the prince?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Married to fried fritters!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

The baggage rang again.

Guo Degang was very happy to see the two people on the screen and was very satisfied with their performance.

Yu Qian also nodded in praise again and again.

Xiao Yueyue understood: "Hey, too, I use such long chopsticks to fry fritters." ”

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "In my impression, my brother-in-law fell in love once before he got married. ”

Xiao Yueyue shook his head and raised his hand to gesticulate: "Twice!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun was stunned - how could this still be played on the spot? It wasn't this script during the rehearsal, but it went on to say it.

"Who?"

Xiao Yueyue said proudly: "One is Sister Iron Hammer, and the other is the audience, does anyone know?" ”

The audience looked at each other, and one of the audience responded:

"Swallow! Swallow! I can't live without you, how can I live without you, swallow! ”

"Hahaha!!"

The rest of the audience was amused when they understood.

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "Yes!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun also understood, and said with a smile: "My brother-in-law was naughty just now!" I don't know much about his swallow, I know more about his hammer sister, and my brother-in-law is more straight. ”

Xiao Yueyue said, "What are you talking about?" ”

"Hammer said—if I were stupid and stupid and stupid and ugly, would you still love me? My brother-in-law is happy—why please? ”

"Good fellow, I can't speak so much!"

"Hahaha!!"

Qu Xiaoyun raised his hand, imitating his original state: "The hammer is very unhappy, he cried when he raised his hand, and when he raised his hand, he had a big mouth, and my brother-in-law turned around three times in place, and the whole person was stunned - did you hit me?" ”

Xiao Yueyue cooperated and covered his face: "Good guy, it's really big enough." ”

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Can you be so strong that you can play this name?" "After the hammer hit my brother-in-law, he grabbed the door and went out, and my brother-in-law hurriedly chased after him, in order to take the door back."

Xiao Yueyue was surprised: "Good guy, dare to run away with the door!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

"Good !!"

The audience applauded, and everyone had a happy smile on their faces.

Guo Degang in the background was also very satisfied, and instructed his apprentice: "Go, wipe Qu Xiaoyun's Dao, and add another point to Xiaoyue." ”

……

Romance