Chapter 63: Xiao Yueyue was hacked too badly

The atmosphere of the scene was pulled to the top, the burdens were one after another, the laughter and applause were also continuous, and the audience was engrossed in what they would say next.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled at the corner of his mouth, and then said: "Because my brother-in-law said the wrong thing and hurt the glass heart of Sister Iron Hammer, the two didn't get together in the end, and then Brother Yue-in-law met my sister-in-law now, and the two got married. ”

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "It's an old saying." ”

Qu Xiaoyun praised: "My sister-in-law is very good, she loves my brother-in-law very much, and she treats me well." ”

Xiao Yueyue, who had been looking for baggage, said angrily: "What are you doing, what is the matter with you here!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun looked like he had taken advantage of it and was obedient, and he said seriously: "You are careful, as the saying goes, the old sister-in-law is better than the mother and the little uncle!" This is the old rule, when you see your sister-in-law, you are polite, respect your sister-in-law, and your sister-in-law also takes care of her younger brother. ”

After listening to the explanation, Xiao Yueyue nodded in understanding: "That's right, my daughter-in-law is really good to me." ”

Qu Xiaoyun said to the audience: "Today's performance, Brother Yue and I are changing clothes backstage, Brother Yue takes off his clothes and pants, and is ready to change into the clothes of the performance, I am very emotional after watching it." ”

Xiao Yueyue smiled: "What do you feel?" Am I losing weight? ”

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "No, I feel that the relationship between the two is very good, and the pants are worn by couples." ”

"Hahaha!!"

The audience laughed so much that one hand covered their faces and the other hand covered their stomachs, and they couldn't be happy.

Xiao Yueyue stopped Qu Xiaoyun, who wanted to continue: "You wait a minute, how do you know that it's a couple's pants?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun pondered for a moment.

Xiao Yueyue was very anxious: "Don't think about it, say, how do you know?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun glanced at the backstage with a smile: "My brother told me that." ”

Xiao Yueyue rolled up his sleeves: "Oh my God, good guy, you will hide it from me alone!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

Background.

Seeing that the scene was so good, the backstage brothers were under pressure.

The baked cake clasped his hand and asked Luan Yiyi: "Brother Luan, they have such a good effect, can we catch it?" ”

Luan Yan was also a little worried in his heart, but he was very calm on the surface, pointed at Yu Qian and said, "It's okay, don't worry, learn to learn from Uncle Humility, how happy you are watching the show." ”

Baked cake shook his head: "Good guy, can we compare with Uncle Husty?" People are assistant actors! ”

The audience laughed for a while before they stopped.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't pick up the stubble, and said with a smile: "The reason why my brother-in-law can become the first brother of Deyun is because of his hard work, and secondly, because he has a rigorous and serious attitude towards this art. ”

Xiao Yueyue agreed: "That's right, not only do you have to work hard, but you also have to think about it seriously!" ”

"I have a very good relationship with my brother-in-law, and I have only blushed once, just because of cross talk! Once, in Wangfujing, Beijing, the north wind was blowing in winter, and my brother and I walked around the streets looking for inspiration for creating jokes. ”

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "Yes, art comes from life!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the backstage: "Yes, I think when my master was out of line, he lived in an urban village in order to save rent. It was with those painful and happy experiences that there were a lot of jokes in that area later! ”

Xiao Yueyue asked in a whisper, "You know this?" ”

"Hahaha!!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "That day, my brother-in-law and I were walking on the street, and we quarreled because of the difference in the concept of cross talk, I said that the joke should be like wearing clothes, wrapping it tightly layer by layer, and the burden came out unexpectedly, and the effect was the best!" ”

Xiao Yueyue nodded in agreement: "That makes sense." ”

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "My brother-in-law said that the joke should be like taking off clothes, taking off layer by layer, so that the audience suddenly realized." ”

Xiao Yueyue also agreed: "There's nothing wrong with this, it's all dialectical." ”

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows, rolled up his sleeves and pointed with his hand, imitating the appearance of quarreling: "The two of us quarreled, I said it was like wearing clothes, my brother-in-law said it was like taking off clothes, and finally my brother-in-law was anxious, I took it off to show you, I took off a big bare shoulder on the street!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

Xiao Yueyue shuddered when he heard this: "Good guy, I'm not afraid of the cold!" ”

"If you take off a big bare shoulder in winter, my brother-in-law will catch a cold."

"That's right, there's no one who doesn't catch a cold."

Qu Xiaoyun put his hand to his ear and made a gesture to answer the phone: "I received a call from my sister-in-law the next day - you are too damaged, because your Xiaoyue is cold and cold, you hurry up and come home!" ”

Xiao Yueyue fell into deep thought: "You are not a doctor, what are you going to do at this time?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "My sister-in-law said - I have to criticize and criticize you!" My sister-in-law told me to go, and when I arrived, I knocked on the door and bang~"

Xiao Yueyue frowned and asked, "Can't you knock a few more times?" ”

The audience snorted.

"After a while, the door opened, and I heard my sister-in-law's voice."

"How do you hear that?"

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat and sang a small song: "The peach blossoms in March are blooming, and the lover Lang has not come back, and he untied Xiangluo and took me to reveal the ......."

Xiao Yueyue raised his hand and stopped: "Okay, it's okay, if you sing again, I'm going to slap you with a big mouth!" ”

The audience laughed from ear to ear.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said, "As soon as I opened the door, there was a sister-in-law standing opposite, wearing a miniskirt and a pair of fishnet stockings. ”

Xiao Yueyue began to doubt life: "Why didn't I dress like that when I was at home?" Where is the skirt? ”

Qu Xiaoyun gestured his hand to his neck and said lightly: "To the collarbone." ”

"Hahaha!!"

Xiao Yueyue also gestured with his hand, and then felt that something was wrong: "What you said is a scarf, right?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun imitated that day and bowed: "I said that my sister-in-law is good." My sister-in-law calls me very special - why did you come here, dead ghost! ”

Xiao Yueyue's eyes widened: "Good guy, usually this is a lot of going!" ”

The audience was amused by the two of them singing and harmonizing.

Qu Xiaoyun saw that the audience was so happy, and his heart was also beautiful: "I asked my sister-in-law what about my brother-in-law?" As soon as my sister-in-law heard my question, she didn't get angry, and began to count me down - you are a person who lacks virtue and is stabbed, and you are a wolf who has no one in 800 miles, all because of you, Xiao Yue went to the hospital with a cold. ”

The corners of Xiao Yueyue's mouth raised a happy smile: "My daughter-in-law is so good, she is upset for me." ”

Qu Xiaoyun looked like he was thinking about others: "My sister-in-law is angry, I have to be comforted and comforted as a brother, I said sister-in-law, don't worry, I have a friend who works in Babaoshan." ”

The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:

"Hahaha!!"

"It's so funny!!"

"This is more ruthless than Pan Jinlian feeding Wu Dalang medicine, if you catch a cold, you will directly send Babaoshan to Xiao Yueyue, and you will die !!of laughter."

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