The audience couldn't be happier.

Backstage, Guo Degang and Yu Qian were also very satisfied with their performances, and added one point to each of them.

Xiao Yueyue wrinkled his eyebrows and glared, and was angry: "Good guy, if you have a cold, you want to send it to Babaoshan?" You're so ruthless! ”

Qu Xiaoyun didn't take a stubble, imitated the female voice and continued: "Sister-in-law said-you really lack morality, have you eaten?" I said no, my sister-in-law asked me to sit down, went to the kitchen and brought me a few plates of dishes, and took a bottle of red wine - I prepared a dish for you, there was wine, and a few cold dishes, how about you try my tofu? ”

The audience snorted and laughed, but Xiao Yueyue couldn't laugh.

"What, what is this?"

"It's shallots mixed with tofu."

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun explained and continued: "My sister-in-law said-you can eat, I'll make dumplings for you." Speaking of this, a wicked smile appeared on his face: "There is such a sentence that is good! ”

Before Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, the audience was happy.

"Hahaha!!"

"Appeal !!"

This kind of burden that is not explained thoroughly, but makes people laugh is very rare, and Yu Qian added another point to each of them.

Xiao Yueyue glanced at the audience and asked, "These words are quite familiar, aren't they?" ”

"Yes!!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said, "It's delicious, it's not as good as dumplings......"

Xiao Yueyue smiled and clenched his fists: "What else?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun saw this detail and made adjustments very interestingly: "It's fun, it's better to make dumplings!" ”

"Oh!" Xiao Yueyue let go of his fist at this time.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Sister-in-law said that Xiaoyue is a strong person, let me not keep raising the bar with him, bala bala bala bala...... Explain to me that it has a great relationship, and finally succeed in saying (sleeping) that you obeyed me! ”

The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:

"Hahaha!!"

"Xiao Yueyue is so miserable, she is ridiculed endlessly!!"

"Should I say it or not, this series of burdens sounds quite enjoyable!!"

"Is there an online vote, if so, I will vote for them!!"

Xiao Yueyue looked at the audience who couldn't smile from ear to ear, and smacked his taste: "Why is it so awkward to hear, can you change the tone?" Persuade! ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded in agreement: "Okay, my sister-in-law successfully persuaded me, and after criticizing me, of course I have to criticize my brother-in-law." ”

Xiao Yueyue gave a thumbs up: "My daughter-in-law is not biased." ”

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "Criticizing my brother-in-law, my brother-in-law is still strong, I don't think I did anything wrong, and I attribute the cause of the cold to my physical fitness." ”

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "There is a certain reason for this, but it is mainly done by yourself." ”

"In order to improve his physical fitness, my brother-in-law decided to exercise!"

"It's good to exercise."

"My brother-in-law decided to swim."

"Good swimming, I can exercise my whole body."

"My brother-in-law slammed the door and was reluctant to go to the swimming pool, so he chose a more cost-effective way."

"What?"

"Winter Swim!"

"Good fellows."

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Swimming makes people younger, and winter swimming is even more so, my brother-in-law freezes like his grandson every time he comes back from winter swimming!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

The audience was amused again.

Xiao Yueyue was curious: "What about the effect?" ”

"The effect is that colds are more frequent."

"Good guys, play for nothing."

"Later, my brother-in-law gave up winter swimming and decided to take food supplements in order to improve his physical fitness."

Xiao Yueyue nodded in agreement: "You have to try every method and choose the one that is suitable." ”

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "My brother-in-law read on the Internet that the body's immunity will decline if it lacks protein, otherwise it will supplement protein, so he went to the stall selling meat in the vegetable market." ”

Xiao Yueyue was happy: "I love meat!" ”

"As a result, my brother-in-law knocked on the door, and when he saw that the price of meat on the stall was so expensive, he was reluctant to buy it, and he checked it on the Internet, saying that soybeans contained high protein, and bought 20 catties of soybeans to go home."

Xiao Yueyue looked greedy for money: "It's not bad to save some money." ”

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "After my brother-in-law went home, I asked my sister-in-law to fry soybeans, and fried soybeans in a big iron pot, starting from ten catties." ”

Xiao Yueyue couldn't believe his ears: "Wait a minute, ten catties of fried soybeans?" Enough for two donkeys! ”

"Hahaha!!"

Qu Xiaoyun boasted: "My brother-in-law has a good appetite, after frying it, I know how to crunch, ten catties of soybeans, and I have to drink a bucket and a half of bottled water!" ”

"I'm choking if I don't drink water!"

"Just this ten catties of soybeans, a bucket and a half of cold water in my brother-in-law has a chemical effect in the body, at four or five o'clock in the morning my brother-in-law got up and released, the sound is vibrating."

Xiao Yueyue pouted: "Nothing that doesn't work!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "It's like this every day, but then my sister-in-law couldn't stand it anymore, so she persuaded my brother-in-law not to eat it, and scared him, saying that he had to release his intestines if he ate like this every day." ”

"It's also for my good, she can't stand frying ten catties of soybeans every day."

Qu Xiaoyun gestured with his hand: "But my brother-in-law fell in love, he couldn't stop, and he didn't believe what my sister-in-law said, and finally my sister-in-law thought of a trick and bought a large hanging pig intestine, which had to be more than forty catties, and stuffed my brother-in-law in the bed, thinking that he was startled when he got up in the morning, and he changed it later." ”

"Oh, that's a way."

"The next day, my brother-in-law woke up in the morning with a white face, went out of the bedroom to take a look, closed the door, and came out again fifteen minutes later, relaxed, and had a hard time with my sister-in-law."

Xiao Yueyue said curiously: "What did you say?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help but smile and said: "Tell my sister-in-law - I don't believe you always said that you will release the intestines, but today you really released it, but don't be afraid!" ”

"What's wrong?"

Qu Xiaoyun slapped his buttocks: "I stuffed it in again." ”

Xiao Yueyue pushed Qu Xiaoyun with his hand: "I'll go to you!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

"Good !!"

The audience was very satisfied with the performance of the two today, and applauded one after another, and netizens in the live broadcast room also brushed up the barrage to praise.

In the warm applause, Qu Xiaoyun and Xiao Yueyue bowed and stepped down.

Seeing the baked cakes and Luan Yi who were about to play in the background, Xiao Yueyue didn't forget to taunt.

"How? Can you catch it? ”

The baked cake replied with a big mouth: "Look at the one for you, let you see what it means to be a strong alliance today, and let you see what a real bottom-saving performance is!" ”

Xiao Yueyue smiled: "Okay, the cow is blowing out, don't be cold!" ”

The baked cake was gone, and he turned his head and asked Yu Qian: "Uncle, he is too crazy, how can we be cold with you, uncle, do you have the confidence to compare them to the two?" ”

Yu Qian was very cooperative with the baked cakes, and continued with a smile: "No!! ”

"Uncle, you are so handsome!"

Xiao Yueyue gave a thumbs up and praised, and he couldn't laugh anymore.

Baked cake looked loveless: "Good guy, I was demolished by my teammates before the show started, it seems that today is not comparable to ......"

Luan Yan couldn't stand it anymore, and urged Xiao Yueyue: "Okay, don't be cheap!" Hurry up and report the curtain! ”

"Okay, hahaha!"

……

Romance