The night before the performance, Qu Xiaoyun met a different Luan team.

Although he is very strict on weekdays, he is very patient in terms of jokes, and he picks out a lot of deficiencies for himself, and he is easy to understand, and there are some difficult places to understand.

As the partner of Mr. Gao Feng, Luan Yiyi joined the club early, and among the actors in the Deyun Club, he is a leader, and the typhoon is known for his stability, Qu Xiaoyun is nervous and excited when he cooperates with him for the first time.

Next.

Two o'clock in the afternoon.

Today's performance venue is the Mustard Seed Garden in the Qinhuai Scenic Area of Confucius Temple, which is the former residence of the famous dramatist Li Yu.

And today's audience is very special, all of them are young ladies wearing beautiful Hanfu and retro headdresses, and each person wears different styles, from which it can be inferred that there is a high probability that the crew has specially formulated the rules for watching the performance, and you can enter the watch for free wearing Hanfu.

The opening ceremony was Xiao Yueyue.

In the cheers and applause of the female audience, Qin Xiaoxian, who was introduced as the first person to take the stage today, is too long in the name of his show, called "What do you think is the most important thing between men and women".

In view of Lao Qin's strength, Guo Degang arranged him at the beginning, otherwise he was afraid that he would not be able to catch any of them in the future and encounter a cold scene.

Last night, Guo Degang also specially made up a lesson for him alone, and also helped design a joke, focusing on teaching the grasp of the rhythm of stand-up, otherwise the ten-minute joke will be broken after five minutes.

As the face of Deyun Club, he was warmly welcomed by the female audience at the beginning.

Qin Xiaoxian's performance today is really good, the first time he said stand-up on stage, although there were mistakes, but on the whole, it was a qualified opening, and Guo Degang and Yu Qian in the background were also very satisfied with his performance.

The second group took the stage with the group comedy "Who is a Good Man", and the performers were Zhang Helun, Yang Jiulang, and Little Braid.

The servants have rich experience on the stage, and they are relatively experienced in the Deyun Society, and the whole performance is very successful, and it is almost impossible to find faults.

The bottom two are Meng He Candy, Baked Cakes, and Zhou Jiuliang, not to mention this group, Deyun Jingxiao Meng is quite popular with female audiences, and the performance of Baked Cakes is babbling, which pushes the atmosphere of the whole performance to the top.

Background.

Luan Yi, who was waiting to play, was very peaceful, and Qu Xiaoyun saw that the atmosphere at the scene was very good, and he was a little nervous, after all, the pressure to save the bottom was still very high, and it would be a shame if he couldn't catch it.

A few minutes later, the group comedy was finished.

The servants stepped down amid warm applause, and Xiao Yueyue took the stage to announce the curtain.

Xiao Yueyue introduced with a smile: "Everyone listened to a wonderful cross talk just now, this paragraph is indeed the first time to perform, and it is also created temporarily, I can't see the shadow of traditional cross talk, and I can't hear the feeling of traditional cross talk." ”

"The next work is just the opposite of the work just now, it's an old joke, let's see what kind of sparks will be sparked by the first collaboration between the two of them, and how to tell the old joke with a new feeling, please enjoy the cross talk "Family Portrait", the performer Qu Xiaoyun, Luan Yiyi."

"Good !!"

After the names of the two were spoken, the audience burst into warm applause and applause, and the audience was looking forward to the performance of this new group.

In the applause of the audience, Luan Yiyi and Qu Xiaoyun appeared one after another.

After bowing to the audience, the two returned to their respective positions.

After sorting out the microphone, Qu Xiaoyun looked at the female audience in the audience and teased: "It's so stressful, look at this dress, the audience has crossed, is this coming to the daughter country?" ”

"Yes!"

"Come down and have fun!"

The female audience fans and replied with a smile.

Luan Yi looked at the audience and said in surprise: "Good guy, how do you feel like they are all female hooligans." ”

"Hahaha!!"

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and looked around: "I don't think today's aura is very right. ”

"How?"

"I think there's a lot of yin in the theater."

Luan was happy: "It's all female audiences, but it's not yin!" ”

The female audience scoffed.

Qu Xiaoyun introduced himself: "My name is Qu Xiaoyun, I am a little-known little actor in Deyun Club, this amazing person next to me, everyone is also very familiar, it is the vice president of our Deyun Club!" ”

Luan greeted him: "Hello everyone! ”

"Our last group was special."

"How?"

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the audience standing up in the back row and said, "Because the audience is tired of listening, get up and go to the toilet." ”

"It's normal."

"The brothers just said that their mouths are dry, so when we go on the stage, it's time for the audience to go to the toilet and the brothers to drink water."

"Hahaha!!"

The audience was amused again.

Luan Yan stopped: "Don't say it together!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun said very modestly: "As a newcomer to Deyun Club, I can't compare to the senior brothers backstage when I take off my shoes and sing the basic homework of cross talk." ”

Although he said it quickly, Luan Yi still heard that something was wrong: "Hey, do you take off your shoes and sing like that?" Your basic skills in cross talk are really not good, that's called talking and learning to sing. ”

Qu Xiaoyun apologized with a smile: "I'm sorry, my mouth is scooping, I just saw my brothers singing on stage, my heart was also itchy, and I couldn't help but say the wrong thing." ”

Luan pouted: "This person who usually sings doesn't wear shoes, just sing if you want to, give you a chance to sing." ”

Qu Xiaoyun's face was embarrassed: "What I sing is not suitable for broadcasting in the show......"

Luan Yi was curious: "What are you going to sing?" Not suitable for the show? ”

"Can you sing "Call the Five Watches"?"

"Sing a !!"

The audience was very curious, and as soon as the words fell, the audience coaxed in unison.

Luan Yi saw that the audience was so enthusiastic, and pointed to the camera and echoed: "Okay, the cameras are turned off, listen to him sing one to everyone!" ”

Seeing that they could sing, the audience's attention became very focused.

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat and sang: "In the first watch, you Zhang Xiucai jumped over the pink wall. Yingying can just say, the little slave family is that chaste daughter so girly, jump over, jump over, you jumped over for nothing! ”

"In the second watch, you Zhang Xiucai, hold Yingying in your arms, Yingying can just say, the little slave family is the chaste daughter so girly, in your arms, in your arms, you are in your arms."

"In the third watch, you Zhang Xiucai, take off your gown, Yingying can just say, the little slave family is the chaste daughter so girly, take it off, take it off, you take it off for nothing."

Luan pouted: "Good guy! This is really not suitable on stage. ”

Qu Xiaoyun ignored it, but the more he sang, the happier he became, and he gestured with his hand: "You Zhang Xiucai in the fourth watch, take off your pants and ......"

sang this and deliberately added an accent, and the more he sang, the lower he became, the audience laughed forward and backwards.

"Okay, "Call the Five Watches" will be sung to everyone!"

Luan Yi waved his hand to stop him, and then gestured with his hand to make a five: "Wait a minute, you haven't finished singing yet, you haven't sung the fifth watch yet, you just sang to the fourth watch!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat: "Five watches...... Then eat early and go! ”

"Hahaha!!"

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