After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun said modestly: "The ability is average, the level is limited, and there is still a big gap between what I sing and my senior brothers." ”

Luan Yi gave a thumbs up: "Don't say anything else, this humble energy is worthy of praise." ”

Qu Xiaoyun patted his arm and praised: "Among the senior brothers of the Deyun Society, the person I admire the most is Brother Luan. ”

"Why?"

"Brother Luan is first of all highly educated, and secondly, as the chief housekeeper of Deyun Club, he manages the club so well, which fully shows that he is very capable in all aspects."

Luan Yi was praised and smiled: "Hey, the ability is average, you are praising me." ”

"Brother Luan's success is inseparable from a good education, and Brother Luan's father is very good."

"Where there is a father, there must be a son."

"I have a very good relationship with the old man."

"You still know my dad?"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled evilly and stretched out his hand to gesture: "I know, the old man is about the same height as me, his body shape is similar to mine, and his hairstyle is exactly the same." ”

Luan Yi glared at him: "You just said directly, aren't you my father over, why are you so subtle?" ”

The audience was amused when they saw him so upright.

The backstage brothers also had a lot of discussions.

"Good guy, newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, so they are ready to take Brother Luan to find a burden!"

"I'm not afraid to tell Brother Luan that he will stop his commercial performance in a hurry!"

"He hasn't performed yet, haha!"

……

Qu Xiaoyun just took advantage of the cheap and behaved, snorted, and said angrily: "You really see a cheap one!" ”

Luan Yi couldn't believe his ears, and raised his voice: "I said that you are my father, this is called taking advantage?" ”

"Hahaha!!"

The audience was amused again, and the atmosphere was good.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't take a stubble, and then said: "My brother Luan's family is rich, and there are several villas in the capital, how rich are the people?" ”

"To what extent?"

"I don't like tap water to make tea, so I deliberately dug a well and used the well water to make tea, and I was very particular about how much rice I hit."

"Good guy, that's really exquisite."

Qu Xiaoyun held his hand and pretended to taste tea, imitating vividly.

"When the well water comes up, make tea and drink tea, take a mouth, it is full of praise, this tea is really delicious, sweet and silky, and it is particularly gorgeous."

"The quality of the well water is good."

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly frowned: "I drank it for a week, and one day, the relevant departments came to look for it." ”

Seeing that his expression was wrong, Luan Yi couldn't help but ask curiously, "What's wrong?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Old man, don't drink it, the septic tank is leaking!" ”

Luan slapped the table angrily: "Good guy, I drank septic tank water together for a week, no wonder Cha Yan, it has to be muddy!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

The sudden reversal made the audience laugh.

Xiao Yueyue sat in the front row of the theater with Song Tie, and when she saw her smiling little face flushed, she couldn't help but ask: "Lao Tie, I remember that you have been interviewed before, saying that you have never heard cross talk, this is the first time you have listened to it, right?" ”

Song Tie smiled and nodded, his eyes never left the stage: "Yes, the cross talk is too funny, very decompressing, when Da Linzi goes to the theater again, I must go to the show, I haven't heard him say it yet!" ”

"There will be a chance, can he still come to his own show!"

Xiao Yueyue saw that she was very involved, so she didn't talk much.

After the laughter, Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Although I have money, my brother Luan's family is very low-key, and the car they usually drive is very ordinary. ”

Luan Yi said: "It's better to keep a low profile, what kind of car are you driving?" ”

"The best car is a Mercedes, and the cheaper one is a Santana."

"Oh, it's a lot more low-key than the senior brothers."

ps: Seen on the Internet, Da Linzi McLaren 720s, pigtails Mercedes Benz Maybach, Xiao Meng more than 300 W Martin, Qin Xiaoxian Ferrari, Maserati, Martin ......

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Both of them can drive, go out to play, go to the same place, the two of them have to drive two cars, his father thinks he drives fast, he also thinks his father drives fast, the two of them can't drive together." ”

Luan Yi's eyes widened, and he said in surprise: "Good guy, the co-authorship is faster than the other." ”

The audience was amused by this bizarre description.

"My brother Luan is filial, he drove it to his father, he drove Santana, and there is nothing that the neighbors in the neighborhood do not boast about."

"How fresh."

A wicked smile appeared at the corner of Qu Xiaoyun's mouth: "The neighbors praised, how good these two are, they went to Bensang again, Mercedes in front, Santana in the back......"

Luan Yi stretched out his hand to stop him: "Wait a minute, run for funeral?" ”

"Hahaha!!"

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "Mercedes-Benz, Santana, referred to as Bensang." ”

Luan shook his head: "It's not so abbreviated, how inauspicious!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "How auspicious, being able to run to the funeral means that your grandfather and you are still alive!" ”

"My grandfather is really not very demanding."

The audience was amused again.

"The old man is a very cute old man, now that he is old, he will also be an amorous person when he is young, so amorous that he loves one when he sees one. There will be a girl whose father has taken a fancy to him, but people think he is disagreeing, and his father will be strong and angry, and he will become a monk in anger. ”

"What a temper."

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "As a result, in the morning, his father fell in love with six female donors who were incense. ”

"Oh, that's a lot of flowers."

"My brother Luan will follow his father for this point."

"I don't, don't talk nonsense."

Qu Xiaoyun lowered his voice and said to the audience: "Quietly, let me tell you." My brother Luan is now married and honest, he used to spend it, and when he saw a beautiful girl shopping on the street, he lay down under the feet of others. ”

Luan pulled him along: "Okay, don't bother with that, I can listen, why are you lying under someone's feet?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Girl, your boyfriend has fallen." ”

"I've never heard of it, how can there be such a conversation!"

"Hahaha!!"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Qu Xiaoyun turned to look at Luan Yi and praised: "My brother Luan is a winner in life, not only has a successful career, but his daughter-in-law is also beautiful." ”

"Not bad."

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and behaved very confidently: "I dare to say that the best for you in this world is me and your daughter-in-law." ”

Luan asked angrily: "What's the matter with you?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun made a gesture of making a phone call: "My brother Luan went out for a business performance, and he didn't come back after walking for half a month, I made several phone calls with his daughter-in-law a day and asked him, when will you come back!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

"Say an accurate point, accurate to the minute, and whether to take a plane or a train or a car, don't come back in the middle of the night and say something I'll surprise you, that's terrible!"

Luan clenched his fists: "What do you mean?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands upwards and explained: "It's not interesting, I know when you will come back, we will clean up and eat until you go home!" ”

"Then you said that the cooking is not over!"

"Hahaha!!"

The audience was so happy that they were looking forward to what they had to say next.

……

Romance