Although Qu Xiaoyun doesn't talk to each other much, he has also had a few temporary partners.

He found that the audience reacted exceptionally well to find the burden of the Luan team today, even better than the effect of taking Xiao Yueyue to find the burden, and pondered in his heart, it is estimated that part of the reason is that the joke is good, and part of the reason may be that the newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, and there is a sense of contrast with the boss on the top.

Qu Xiaoyun also struck while the iron was hot, and then said: "My brother Luan has a characteristic, that is, he usually doesn't drink, but after returning from the performance, he must have a drink. ”

"Deyun's class rules, you are not allowed to bring alcohol to the stage. The performance is very tiring, so when you get home, drink and relax. Speaking of this, a smile appeared at the corner of Luan's mouth.

Background.

Hearing this, the actors of Deyun Club all laughed.

Qi brushed his eyes on Yu Qian's body.

Yu Qian looked at it, and vaguely felt that the atmosphere in the room was wrong: "What are you all looking at me?" ”

The brothers smiled: "It's okay, it's okay!" ”

Guo Degang turned his head meaningfully and said to the apprentices.

"Hahaha!"

……

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and put on a cowardly look: "Once when my brother Luan came back from a performance, he came to me to drink, and he drank at half past five and drank until midnight. I'm not good at drinking, but I dare not go when Vice President Deyun is looking for me! One sentence can stop people from performing, how dare I offend! ”

Luan Yan put his hands behind his back, and the corners of his mouth rose: "You know each other." ”

Qu Xiaoyun sighed and pretended to look at his phone: "Brother Luan was happy that day, he couldn't stop drinking, and he didn't go home until late, my sister-in-law was in a hurry, so she sent WeChat to find me and sent me a three-point photo." ”

Hearing this, the audience sneered.

After listening to this, Luan Yi was surprised to change the tone several times: "Wait a minute, I will look for you in the middle of the night and send you a three-point photo?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "It's just a photo, the clock is three o'clock, and it's too unreasonable to ask me if I haven't come back at three o'clock in the morning!" ”

Luan Yan breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, it turned out to be these three points." ”

"I showed the photo to Brother Luan, Brother Luan was in a hurry at the time, I don't usually drink, and you finally drank it and urged me, it's just too unusual, I'll go home and fight with her! As a result, I didn't hold it, and the person went home. ”

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the quarrel between the two: "My brother Luan was in a hurry with his daughter-in-law when he entered the door-why are you, can't I drink some wine?" His daughter-in-law asked him to be quieter - what if the neighbors heard it in the middle of the night, isn't it a shame? ”

"I don't let you drink enough wine, and you don't even care about talking, my brother Luan is really anxious - this is called a shame? I'll show you what it's like to be ashamed, I'm naked on the street, believe it or not? ”

"Wow! What is this called! ”

The audience listened very carefully at this time and looked forward to the next content.

Qu Xiaoyun danced with his hands: "My brother Luan is drunk, so he really went downstairs naked, ran to the road at the entrance of the community and started dancing." ”

"Isn't it neurotic!"

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest: "As a buddy, brother, can I not come, take a look at the place, under the black light, a person is twisting there!" I was ashamed of him, so I hurriedly went over and grabbed him and pulled him under the street lamp. ”

The audience made up the picture in their heads, laughing forward and backward.

Luan shook his hand angrily: "I'm afraid that people can't see clearly, right?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun looked at him angrily and couldn't help but smile: "No, it's warm under the lamp." ”

"How hot that can be!"

"I can't ignore Brother Luan, no, I have to go up to my sister-in-law to intercede."

"This is a good buddy."

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation of knocking on the door: "When I arrived at the door, I knocked on the door, and my sister-in-law was still angry yet, and she was still scolding the street in the house - lacking morality, being knifed, and no one was a wolf for 800 miles, but when I opened the door and saw that it was me, I smiled and pulled me in." ”

The audience sneered at his delightful appearance.

Luan said angrily: "Look at your anger together, isn't it?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "I'm a guest, how can I have the reason to be angry with a guest?" ”

"That's just as well."

"As soon as I entered the door, I told my sister-in-law about the matter, and my sister-in-law didn't believe it - he really went, what was it?"

Qu Xiaoyun gestured with the action of undressing: "I'll learn from you, I'm also naked, what my brother Luan looks like outside, what I look like in the house!" ”

"Goose Goose Goose~~"

After these burdens, the female audience laughed hotly and fanned one after another.

"Hey, you're not cold."

"The temperature in the house is okay."

Qu Xiaoyun put on a very tired look and recounted the situation at the time: "I have to intercede for my brother Luan, I will intercede, keep interceding, talk about this night of love, but I am tired." ”

"Hahaha!!"

The female audience couldn't laugh anymore, and they shyly covered their smiling faces with fans, after all, ladies pay attention to smiling without showing their teeth.

Luan Yi looked at his smug appearance and said disdainfully: "I guess it's not good in the future." ”

Qu Xiaoyun gestured with the action of getting dressed: "My love for this is until twelve o'clock at noon the next day, and my sister-in-law can be considered to forgive him." ”

Luan was stunned: "I'm wearing pants now, and I've spent a night at my house." ”

"Hahaha!!"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't take a stubble, and continued to say: "When I went downstairs and found Brother Luan, I found him lying on the flower pond at the door and sleeping." ”

"I'm also big-hearted."

"And my brother Luan is surrounded by forty or fifty old ladies!"

"What about visiting."

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at the time: "I squeezed into the crowd to wake up Brother Luan, but I was surrounded and couldn't get out at all, I said grandma, don't look at it, let's go out." The old ladies don't do it, discuss with us - will it be okay to wait, Grandma Wang is dripping, and she will be back soon! ”

"Hahaha!!"

"I'm so popular with co-authors."

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and boasted: "That's it, you are the idol of middle-aged and elderly women!" ”

Luan Yi is quite content: "Okay, the young fans are divided by the brothers, and I am a bit of a middle-aged and elderly fan...... Anyway, it's better than nothing. ”

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and continued: "When I get him home, my brother Luan will have a snot and a snot all over his face." ”

"It's just frozen."

"I was also frozen in the house yesterday, and my sister-in-law boiled a bowl of Chinese medicine for Brother Luan and a bowl of ginger syrup for me. When the medicine was ready, the sister-in-law handed the medicine to his mouth - come, Da Lang got up and drank the medicine. ”

The audience was amused again.

"My brother Luan's anger has not subsided, and he struggles to refuse - I don't drink, I'll wait for my brother Wu Song to come back. I'm out there with my mother-in-law......"

Luan Yi stretched out his hand to stop him, and asked angrily: "Good guy, you are on the stage, the Water Margin is all on it, why are you everywhere!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "I'm waiting for my bowl of ginger syrup!" ”

"Oh~~"

The atmosphere in the theater was very good at this time.

Backstage, Guo Degang closed the fan, slapped it in his hand, and praised it with satisfaction:

"That's a good savings!"

……

Romance