"Toot ......"

The message prompts that the sound is endless.

Driven by curiosity, Qu Xiaoyun still picked up her mobile phone and clicked on WeChat, there were more than ten of her voice messages, and after a cursory glance, there were no less than thirty seconds, it seems that the story is well told.

After hesitating for a moment, he put down his hanging finger and clicked on the first voice.

Suddenly there was a roar:

"!! Dog man, I'm so angry, you're the king...... You've got a watt in your head, right? ”

"If you were in front of me, I would have to hit you, no, I would bite you hard! Bite and cry you! ”

“……”

The voice message is still being output, and the offensive of this fragrant mouth is too fierce, which frightened Qu Xiaoyun and immediately adjusted the settings - the other party refuses to receive your message.

After setting it up, the room was instantly quiet, but the words just now were like a nightmare, and they kept repeating in my head.

Qu Xiaoyun lay on the bed, shaking his head and muttering to himself: "It's a pity that this mouth is not back......"

Just when I was about to wash my face, suddenly the mobile phone rang, and when I picked up the phone, I saw that the Adam's apple floated unconsciously, it was she calling.

Do you want to pick up ......

Qu Xiaoyun's fingers swung back and forth between the red and green keys, hesitating, and finally answered the phone with a sigh:

"Hello, the phone you dialed is on a call, please dial again later, sorry the ...... Kindness...... the…… s……”

When the book is used, I hate it less, and I can't hold it for a few seconds.

"Don't pretend to be meowing anymore, okay, use a voice changer! It's better than this without a signal, right? ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "I just learned, and imitation is also very important on stage, so I thought about experimenting, it seems that I don't learn it very well...... What are you looking for me? ”

Zhou Shuyi was even more angry when he saw him pretending to be stupid, and his voice rose several decibels: "Are you embarrassed to ask me?" Scold me first and then block me, is this what people do? Are you still human? ”

Qu Xiaoyun took the phone away from her ear when she was yelled, and only after she finished yelling did she explain with a smile: "The main thing is to make you happy!"

Zhou Shuyi slapped the table angrily: "??? Scolding me, Wang Ba still said to make me happy? ”

"You listen to me, no, listen to me explain......"

Qu Xiaoyun thought for a while, and said nonsense: "The thousand-year-old king and eighty-thousand-year-old turtle, when the king is back, he will not suffer, he will live a long life, and it is a good thing!"

This reason is obviously unqualified, and in exchange for nearly a minute of mouth spitting.

In order to calm her anger, Qu Xiaoyun had no choice but to admit her mistake: "I was wrong......"

Zhou Shuyi snorted and said disdainfully: "Just now he scolded me and blocked me again, isn't it quite good?" Is this cowardly? ”

Men hate women the most and say two things, one is cowardice, and the other is, are you still not a man?

Qu Xiaoyun couldn't bear it anymore, and accentuated his tone: "I'll tell you, don't go too far!" I'm just cowardly! I'd be even more cowardly if I were in person! ”

After speaking, he laughed on the phone.

Zhou Shuyi's tone was slightly better: "You come less!" Let me ask you, is it my hand that feels good, or the female guests in the show feel good? ”

Qu Xiaoyun was not stupid, he didn't think about it, and praised with a smile: "Of course, your little hands feel good, slippery, soft, and tender!"

Zhou Shuyi snorted, and her tone was cold and murderous: "Oh, so you feel other people's little hands with your heart in the show?"

Yes...... This......

Qu Xiaoyun is a straight tooth flower.

With the test experience behind the curtain at the beginning of the fifth issue, it seems that the game is played in vain.

It seems that every question of a woman needs to be carefully pondered, and if you ignore it, it is easy to turn it into a proposition......

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know how to quibble when he was asked, and his words became slurred: "No...... Of course not, I ......."

Zhou Shuyi sneered and said lightly: "Stinky rascal, don't explain, let's talk, what time will it be tomorrow, I don't want to talk nonsense with you anymore, I just want to do it now!"

"Well...... I'm not sure now, I haven't been notified exactly yet, so I'll look for you when I get to the place tomorrow and understand the arrangements of the program team! ”

"Okay, hang up!"

"Yes, good night!"

"Ann ......"

Zhou Shuyi let out a perfunctory sigh angrily and hung up the phone.

After putting down the phone, Qu Xiaoyun lay on the bed and began to reflect that his eloquence was indeed not good.

Master Guo Degang ridiculed all kinds of female guests on the major award stages and programs, except for Zhang Xiaofei, none of the female guests were still talkative, he was too vegetable, he was dumbfounded in a few words, it seems that eloquence still has to be practiced.

The next morning.

After getting up, the brothers and the staff of the program team recorded some topics of interest to netizens and used them to make program tidbits.

It's all done, and at three o'clock in the afternoon, the actors of Deyun Club got on the plane to the magic capital.

It was almost five o'clock when I arrived at the hotel.

After knowing that the program team had no arrangements for the evening, Qu Xiaoyun dialed Zhou Shuyi's phone.

"Hey!"

"Hey, I'm here, near Lujiazui."

"It's so late...... I'm having dinner with my live stream friends right now......"

It was noisy on the other end of the phone.

"Okay then...... You're busy. ”

"It's okay, you come to me, I'm almost done eating, I'll be at the Bund ×× restaurant."

"Yes, okay."

Qu Xiaoyun hung up the phone, cleaned up briefly, and took the car to the hotel she said.

Sitting in the taxi, looking out the window of the magic capital, although the night has not yet fallen, the prosperous and dazzling scenery is already eye-catching.

After Qu Xiaoyun got out of the car, he sent her a WeChat message at the door of the hotel and waited outside the door.

Five minutes later, Zhou Shuyi walked out a little shyly with her hands behind her back, today she wore a pink skirt and a big pink bow on her head.

"Inside, you come in and eat together, I said I saw my friends leaving, and they wouldn't let me go......"

After Zhou Shuyi glanced at him, his eyes began to dodge, a little shy.

Qu Xiaoyun thought that after meeting, how could she pinch herself first, but she didn't expect it......

When I heard that I wanted to see her friend, I was a little embarrassed.

"Why don't I go to the coffee shop next to me and order a cup of coffee, you eat slowly, don't be in a hurry."

"Oops, come on!"

After Zhou Shuyi finished speaking, he took his arm and pulled him into the hotel, but when he walked to the door of the private room, he suddenly stopped.

Through the door of the private room, Qu Xiaoyun could already hear the lively conversation in the room.

"A few friends in the private room have poisonous mouths, you should pay attention and protect yourself......"

"Good ......"

Zhou Shuyi said a few words at the door and opened the door of the private room.

I saw smoke in the luxuriously decorated private room, and a large round table sat two people, two men and one woman.

The dress was very formal, the two men were wearing white shirts, suit jackets were placed on the back of chairs, and the girls were wearing floral pleated skirts.

After the girl saw Zhou Shuyi coming with Qu Xiaoyun, she laughed and teased:

"Yo, why did I say I want to go, it turned out that I was going to see a handsome guy!"

……

Romance