The girl who spoke had big golden waves, she was cute, and her figure was remarkable.

Before Zhou Shuyi could answer, a small flat-headed fat man with glasses next to him skillfully took a puff of cigarette, put it on the ashtray, and interrupted:

"Mozi, it's better for you to restrain yourself a little bit, and scare people away again!"

"Come, brother, sit next to me!" After speaking, he beckoned to Qu Xiaoyun.

"Good!"

Qu Xiao glanced at Zhou Shuyi, and when he saw her nodding, he walked over and sat next to the little flat-headed fat man.

"Sister Zhou, the tutor is very strict!" The fat man grinned and teased.

Zhou Shuyi glared at him and sat next to the girl named Mozi.

There was a large table of skewers on the table, and there were no skewers, and it looked like they had just been eaten.

Qu Xiaoyun saw that the fat man next to him was very casual, the buttons of the white shirt had been unbuttoned twice, revealing the snow-white fat, the shiny leather shoes had been kicked to the side, and the fat feet with a slight smell were resting on the horizontal pillars of the stool, shaking the elephant's legs.

The flat-headed fat man greeted him warmly, and after chatting a few words, he smiled and said to the flat-headed thin man with smiling eyes next to him: "Good guy, he scared me when he came in, I thought that the pps teacher Jinlunma came in!"

"Hahaha!"

Except for Qu Xiaoyun, who didn't understand what he meant, everyone else laughed.

The flat-headed fat man is very good at talking, or the kind of self-cooked, his mouth is gushing, chatting and chatting and reaching out to touch the cigarette that was just placed on the ashtray, and after touching it, he sent it to his mouth while chatting.

"Hey! Smoke! ”

Qu Xiaoyun inadvertently turned his head, and when he saw that he had taken the cigarette in the opposite direction, he immediately pointed to the cigarette in his hand and stopped him.

"Oh, you want cigarettes, wait!"

The flat-headed fat man was looking for a cigarette case while putting a cigarette in his mouth.

"Wow!"

"Phew!"

directly scalded the fat man, fanned his mouth with his fat hands, and poured mineral water.

Mozi laughed and mocked: "Hahaha! You spig, you can make this mistake again. ”

The flat-headed thin man couldn't laugh anymore, and stretched out his two arms to compare the action of the hen's wings: "It's too right, brother, it's too right, my country's server is the king of amplification, I would like to call you the king of reverse smoking!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun couldn't hold back his laughter twice, but quickly held back and handed him the tissue on the table.

"Thank you, brother, it turns out that you had to remind me just now, I thought I wanted cigarettes from me!" The fat man wiped his mouth and wiped his head again, and the sweat was burned out.

"I don't smoke, I wanted to remind you to come, but you were so fast, you didn't wait for me to finish talking before you took it in your mouth......"

Mozi heard that he didn't smoke, glanced at Zhou Shuyi meaningfully, turned his head and asked with a smile: "Yo, it's good not to smoke, do you know how to drink?"

"Wine is such a thing, if you can drink water, you will drink wine......" Qu Xiaoyun replied with a smile.

"Wow, when I hear this, the amount of alcohol is very strong, so let's drink some!"

Zhou Shuyi stopped: "Stop drinking!"

Mozi smiled evilly and whispered in Zhou Shuyi's ear: "As a good sister, I'll help you test how his wine is!"

"Teacher Scoop, Brother Bao, let's have a drink together! Haven't had a drink with you two yet! Mozi coaxed.

The two of them looked at each other and agreed, after all, it is not perfect to eat skewers without drinking.

Seeing that everyone was drinking, Qu Xiaoyun also agreed, there was no performance today, and it was okay to drink.

Mozi fiddled with his hair and asked curiously about the amount of alcohol everyone had drunk: "Handsome guy, can you drink it?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun told the truth: "The amount of alcohol is average......"

"Mr. Scoop, what about you?"

The flat-headed fat man made a gesture with his hand.

Mozi shook his head and smiled: "I can drink a bottle, good food!" ”

Teacher Scoop pushed his glasses with his hand and said proudly, "Keep drinking!" ”

Mozi pursed his lips with a look of disdain: "Blow you, where is Brother Bao?" ”

The flat-headed thin man smiled, first opening his palm, then retracting his middle finger.

"Four bottles?"

"Don't stop drinking!"

"It's so good to blow, I'm sorry!"

"What about you, Moko!" Seeing that they despised themselves so much, the two of them asked in unison.

Mozi smiled, shook his big wavy curls, and said proudly: "If there is a handsome guy, I am not good at all, no handsome guy wants him to meow me?" His meow is beautiful, Qingdao doesn't fall, I don't fall, the snowflakes don't float, I don't float! ”

"Cow,!" Both of them gave thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun admired it very much after listening to it, these people's small words are all set of sets.

Teacher Scoop smiled and said to Qu Xiaoyun: "Brother, let me tell you, both of them are from the "It's a pity to have a mouth" series on the live broadcast platform, two outstanding representatives."

It doesn't usually matter if you say that, but when you hear it, you say it in front of someone you like.

Zhou Shuyi, who had been silent, couldn't bear it anymore: "You put ......" After speaking, he glanced at Qu Xiaoyun, eased his attitude, and changed his words: "What are you pouting!" ”

"Sister Zhou, I was wrong!" Teacher Scoop admits his mistake cheaply.

While talking, the wine has been brought up by the waiter, and the teacher is very enthusiastic to pour wine for everyone.

Mozi raised his glass: "I'll make a toast!"

After saying that, she thought for a while, and was just about to speak, when suddenly her expression changed subtly.

Teacher Scoop patted Qu Xiaoyun's shoulder: "Get ready, ten consecutive sprays are coming!"

"What's the squirt?" Before Qu Xiaoyun could understand what was going on, he heard the foam......

"Ah Qiu, Ah Qiu, Ah Qiu...... Ah Qiu......"

Teacher Scoop smiled evilly and counted beside him: "One, two, three...... Ten. ”

Qu Xiaoyun had never seen anyone who could sneeze ten times in a row, so he was very surprised, and couldn't help blurting out: "Fortunately, I'm not going to the toilet, otherwise I'm afraid it will be sandwiched into ten ......."

"Hahaha!"

Several people laughed like crazy.

Teacher Scoop laughed out loud and screamed.

Mozi was angry and laughed: "The mouth hurts you too much!" ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm punishing myself!" Qu Xiaoyun smiled and drank all the wine in the cup.

Brother Bao put down his wine glass and proposed: "It's not interesting to just drink, or we can make a fist?" ”

"Okay, come on!"

"Hello brothers, five leaders, six, six, six!"

A few people saw that Qu Xiaoyun didn't punch, and Brother Bao was curious: "Brother, don't you know how to punch?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head: "I don't know how to draw fists, but I understand the meaning of these colloquial words." ”

Teacher Scoop gave a thumbs up: "Wow, this can be!" ”

Mozi was curious: "Let's talk about it, let's also increase our knowledge." ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Okay, good brothers, six six six, four happy wealth, these four happy wealth should be the meaning of four seasons of wealth." The five chiefs refer to the books that used to be written, poems, books, rites, Yi, Spring and Autumn, and you were the first in the exam when these five books were examined, which is called the five heads. ”

"Six-six Shun is six or six Shun, seven Qiao, is the meaning of the Seven-Trick Festival Cowherd and Weaver Girl Meeting, love. The Nine Rings say that in the past, there was a toy called the Nine Links, which represented intelligence. There are also eight horses that King Zhou Mu has eight horses, all of them are here, and these good things are on you, which is probably what it means. ”

"Wow, that's amazing, this is much better than being able to draw a box!" Several people applauded.

Mozi proposed: "Since we don't know how to make fists, let's drink it differently!" ”

……

Romance