Chapter 121: Drunken version of Fenhewan (1)
In warm applause, Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang stepped down.
Gao Xiaobei came to the stage to announce the curtain: "Next, please enjoy the drunken version of "Fenhe Bay", performed by Yu Qian and Qu Xiaoyun. ”
"What?"
"The drunken version of "Fenhe Bay", I heard it right, right?"
"I'm also listening to this, is it made up from the events of the year? Interesting! ”
The audience looked at each other, they couldn't believe their ears, and netizens in the live broadcast room also brushed the screen with question marks.
The newspaper curtain alone aroused everyone's curiosity, and they were looking forward to the next performance.
In the audience's expectation and warm applause, Yu Qian and Qu Xiaoyun appeared.
Yu Qian was wearing a black coat, taking square steps, walking unhurriedly, without the slightest hint of drunkenness.
On the other hand, Qu Xiaoyun is interesting, wearing a red coat, with a little blushing face, swaying behind him, taking three steps forward, taking one step back, and walking in a straight line.
The mere appearance drew laughter.
The two walked to the center of the stage and bowed to the audience.
Yu Qian bowed and stood at the table adjusting the microphone.
Qu Xiaoyun bowed to the ground, didn't get up straight for a long time, and finally swayed his body and almost fell to the ground.
Yu Qian glanced at him, and shouted angrily: "Hey, come here, you're going to knock one for everyone!" ”
The audience laughed amusedly.
Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head, straightened up, and staggered to the microphone.
He lowered his head and looked at the microphone at an inappropriate height, and started a fire: "What's the matter with the hobbits in the Deji Society?" How can the microphone be so low! ”
Yu Qian smiled and teased: "Your master just said it here." ”
"Hahaha~~"
Usually, Guo Degang took Yu Qian to find a burden, but today I saw that Yu Qian started to fight back as soon as he came on stage, and the audience was amused.
Qu Xiaoyun leaned down, looked the microphone up and down, looked at each other, and then said with a thigh: "It can't be my master, my master has to put a bench at least at this height!" ”
"Poof~"
"Hahaha!"
Today's opening was surprisingly good, a few actions and a few words amused the audience back and forth, and the atmosphere was very good.
After the laughter, Qu Xiaoyun fanned the air around him with his hands, and said with a disgusted expression: "What kind of smell is this!" ”
Yu Qian looked at him with the eyes of a fool, and said, "Confused eyes, right?" ”
Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and asked very arrogantly, "Have you been drinking?" ”
Yu Qian shook his head and curled his hair, and denied: "I didn't drink it, I see you like this, like you drank too much!" ”
Qu Xiaoyun snorted disdainfully and said to the audience: "Don't wronged good people, who doesn't know that smoking, drinking, and perming your hair are your three hobbies!" ”
Yu Qian patted his chest with a smile and said firmly: "Hobbies are hobbies, I never bring wine to the stage!" ”
"Hahaha!!"
"Appeal !!"
None of the fans of Deyun Club knew about the "Fenhe Bay" incident, and they were all amused by his non-red face and heart-beating, and sent a loud boo.
Background.
"Whew!"
Guo Degang, who was looking at the scene, couldn't help but take a sip and said to the apprentices behind him: "I'm ashamed of him!" That's all that kind of thing is spoken! Or draw a whole blackboard for him! ”
"Hahaha!"
The brothers and sisters were all amused when they looked at the master's speechless appearance.
"Master, I'll help you!"
Zhang Helun, the king of the tomb, picked up his pen and wrote Yu Qian's name on the small blackboard, and drew one with a wicked smile.
The brothers and sisters all gave Zhang Helun a thumbs up and praised him for his behavior of not being afraid of death.
At the same time, there was a quarrel on stage.
Yu Qian looked at Qu Xiaoyun who had to hold the microphone with one hand to stand firmly, and replied: "I see that you can't stand steadily, did you bring wine to the stage?" ”
Qu Xiaoyun heard someone questioning himself, and immediately released the microphone and defended himself: "Impossible, I can't bring wine to the stage, I went on stage empty-handed, and I don't have a coat in my pocket!" ”
After speaking, he took off his coat and was about to take off his pants: "I don't have any wine in my trouser pocket!" ”
Yu Qian hurriedly stopped him: "Bringing wine to the stage means going on stage after drinking, don't take it off, you can't take it off again, and the show can't be broadcast!" ”
The audience was amused again.
Qu Xiaoyun sighed, and said a little tiredly: "I haven't drunk, I can't broadcast the best, I'm tired, let's destroy!" ”
Yu Qian patted him on the back and comforted: "What's the matter, man, why did you suffer such a big grievance?" ”
Qu Xiaoyun covered his face and was about to cry: "My master has wronged me!" ”
Yu Qian asked curiously: "Why did you wronged you like this, tell me, if he is wrong, I will take you to reason with him!" ”
Qu Xiaoyun complained bitterly: "Master, he is eccentric, you see these brothers in the background, love apprentices, child apprentices, stupid disciples, all have titles, I don't have any titles, even if I don't mention the title, in the past, the most inferior is a captain, right?" I'm nothing! ”
Yu Qian thought about it and felt that it made sense, so he comforted: "It's quite pitiful, why don't I help you tell you, my godson Meng Hetang is the captain of the seventh team, how about I arrange for you in the seventh team?" ”
Qu Xiaoyun snorted and waved his hand: "No need, there is no place to stay here, there is a place to keep a master." I quit, and since then, there has been one less young man with pink makeup and jade masonry, and a heroic style! After speaking, he held his head high and showed a photo.
Yu Qian stretched out his hand to stop him: "Listen to me, don't go, you will starve to death outside." ”
"Hahaha!"
The audience was amused by this divine mending knife.
Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "No, the poor are not subject to food!" ”
"Okay, are you sure you want to go?" Yu Qian asked.
"Ah, let's go!" Qu Xiaoyun's attitude was very resolute.
Yu Qian asked again: "You won't come from now on, right?" ”
Qu Xiaoyun sneered: "The next thing is to burn paper for Guo Degang!" ”
"Hahaha~~"
Although this is Zhang Helun's work, the effect of Qu Xiaoyun's vigorous work is no worse than Zhang Helun's, and the atmosphere in the audience is very happy.
Yu Qian heard him say this, moved a step to the side, distanced himself from him, and then asked angrily: "You are really filial enough, so since you are leaving, what kind of show do you come out to perform?" ”
Qu Xiaoyun leaned towards Yu Qian with a smile: "The reason why I came to the stage is not because of anything else, but because I admire you!" ”
"Admire me?" Yu Qian looked incomprehensible.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded and gave a thumbs up: "Yes, I've listened to your cross talk since I was a child, and what you said is amazing!" ”
When Yu Qian heard that someone was praising him, he couldn't help but be happy, his waist straightened up instantly, and he asked proudly: "Oh, what about this thing, what is my name?" ”
Qu Xiaoyun shook his head, quite embarrassed: "I don't know." ”
Yu Qian glared, and his hair exploded: "Hey! You don't know what my name is, how did you search for me? ”
Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "I'm on the audio software, put the words donkey and whip, and your program will come out!" ”
Yu Qian was speechless: "Hey, this nickname is more useful than searching for my real name." ”
"Hahaha!!"
"Good !!"
The text of "Fenhe Bay" has not yet been sung, and the audience was amused by just talking, and they all sent warm applause.
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