The baggage sounded.

The audience applauded enthusiastically, and the audience applauded.

"Let's have a good time, since you have the idea of doing something else, let's not tie you up, let's talk about it, what are you going to do if you don't talk about cross talk?" Yu Qian asked curiously.

"I had a craft before I learned cross talk, what do you think I do?"

Qu Xiaoyun took two steps back after speaking, reached out and lifted his coat, the hem was an inch above the ground, and he walked forward with his head held high, like a drunken general.

Seeing him finish his appearance, Yu Qian touched his chin and said his opinion: "I see that you seem to be practicing martial arts, and you have been getting drunk on the stage!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience was amused, not to mention, it was really vivid.

"Drunken punching? I can do it! Alcohol or no alcohol? ”

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest confidently, looking around for wine with his eyebrows and rat eyes.

Those who know or have heard the normal version of "Fenhe Bay", in fact, this will understand, after saying that you look like something, you should refute it.

Qu Xiaoyun is not going anywhere, and he has to serve wine. Yu Qian, as a complimentary, couldn't come for him in terms of the direction of the joke, so he could only pick up his stubble and try to bring it to the topic.

Yu Qian shook his head and waved his hand: "There is no wine on the stage!" ”

"Hey, how can you deceive people? What is it without wine? Who put the red wine here! Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand and copied the sponsor's drink with red packaging on the bookcase.

Yu Qian frowned, and couldn't bear to look at it: "Hey, you really haven't drunk too much!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun unscrewed the lid and threw it aside, raised the bottle and said to the audience: "I'll spin one for everyone!" ”

The meaning of spinning one is to blow on the bottle, drink a bottle in one go, and spin and shake while drinking, and the wine in the bottle is like a whirlwind, which is very ornamental.

In the physical experiment, the same two bottles of water are poured faster than the normal pour.

"Good !!"

Regardless of whether you can drink or not, you have basically watched this kind of wine table video after watching short videos, and the audience also understands what it means, and they all laugh and applaud.

Seeing that the audience was looking forward to it, he was energetic.

Qu Xiaoyun unscrewed the lid, tilted his neck, held it with his mouth, and then shook it with his hand, and the cicada-like Adam's apple began to float up and down.

"Goo doo tuo, goo ton ton ton ~ ~"

"Hiccup~"

Qu Xiaoyun wiped the drink on his mouth with the back of his hand after drinking, and took the empty bottle upside down, proving to the audience that there was not a drop left.

"Good !!"

"One more !!"

The audience loved it very much, and they applauded and asked to continue, and even Yu Qian watched it.

Qu Xiaoyun smacked his lips and shook his head: "No, this wine doesn't taste good, why is it so sticky!" ”

"Hahaha!"

The audience was amused by his stupid energy again.

Yu Qian snorted and asked, "How is it?" Drunk? ”

"Drunk!"

Qu Xiaoyun responded, entered the play in seconds, covered his head with his hands and began to dangle on the stage, and he didn't know that he thought that he was recited by Tang Seng to tighten the mantra.

After swaying for a while, his body suddenly shook, and he came to hold the moon in his arms, and one leg was also lifted, and then he began to staggered and punched drunk, and said something while hitting his mouth:

"Lu Dongbin is drunk and lifts the pot to Qianjun, Tie Guan Li Xuan fights for the knee and gets drunk, Hanzhong is from the fall and hugs the top of the heart, Zhang Guolao is drunk and throws the cup and kicks the chain, Han Xiangzi grabs his wrist and kicks the chest drunk, Lan Cai and Shan Ti toast and breaks the waist, Uncle Cao Guo toasts the immortal and locks the throat buckle, and He Xiangu bounces his waist to offer a drunken walk."

Before the 15th anniversary of Deyun, Guo Degang's "Fenhe Bay" turned his head, and then there was the seventh issue of Douxiao Club, and Qu Xiaoyun's "Fenhe Bay" drunk boxing.

"Good !!"

"Awesome!!"

The shouts and cheers were all in one.

The audience couldn't be happy, and the atmosphere of the scene can be said to have reached its peak.

The brothers and sisters in the background were also quite surprised.

"Good guy, I've never seen Fenhe Bay like this!"

"It's a good performance, this ordinary person really can't come!"

……

It's similar to Cheng biting Jin can only use three and a half axes, Qu Xiaoyun can make a few moves, and he learned it in the movie with a tablet when he was working against Uncle Qian last night.

Now learn and sell, turn over and over are those few tricks, and you will fool the layman, and the atmosphere of the scene is okay.

Anyway, today's performance is quite outstanding, and it has been recruited in a blink of an eye.

Qu Xiaoyun walked back to the microphone and asked Yu Qian, "How am I doing this drunken fist?" ”

Yu Humil's face was full of wrinkles, and he said curiously: "Who did you learn from this drunken boxing?" Xing Zhutou? Or Debiao? ”

"Hahaha!!"

Qu Xiaoyun snorted disdainfully, and then patted his chest: "I haven't learned from anyone, I'm self-taught!" ”

Yu Qian nodded: "Oh, it's quite powerful, so after talking about it for a long time, are you practicing martial arts?" ”

"No!" Qu Xiaoyun's tone of reply was quite horizontal.

Yu humbly slapped the table: "It's not that you didn't say it earlier, you talked about it for a long time!" ”

The audience was amused again and gave another round of applause.

"And what the hell are you doing?" Yu Qian asked.

Qu Xiaoyun stroked his fixed back, and said proudly: "I'm actually an artist!" ”

Yu Qian nodded suddenly: "Oh, it turns out that I am engaged in art!" ”

"Everywhere I go, people respect me, and I'm half a peer with you?"

"How so? What do you mean by half a peer? Yu Qian didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun proudly accentuated his tone: "I'm an actor!" ”

"Oh, it turned out to be a singer."

Qu Xiaoyun turned around, looked at Yu Qian, and smiled evilly: "There is such a saying, you are ruthless and I am unrighteous!" ”

"Hahaha!"

The bitch is ruthless, and the drama is unrighteous.

The audience is too familiar with this, and the burden is very easy, especially when the juniors use the juniors, and the effect is very good.

Yu Qian glanced at him and said disdainfully: "You are polite, you can do it alone!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head shyly: "Hey, that's so embarrassing!" ”

After going around for a long time, it can be regarded as coming back.

Yu Qian breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked, "Which song are you singing?" ”

"I'm singing Hebei Bangzi."

"Hebei Bangzi is good."

Qu Xiaoyun put his hands behind his back, his mouth pursed as if he was eighty thousand, and he got up: "I'm not bad in this industry, and I have a stage name!" ”

Yu Qian was surprised: "You still have a stage name?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun looked disappreciative: "Don't all this industry have stage names?" For example, you also have a stage name! ”

"What's my stage name?" Yu Qian said.

Qu Xiaoyun gestured with his hand and said with a smile: "Yu San, smoking, drinking, and burning your head!" ”

The audience sneered.

Yu Qian stretched out his hand to stop him, and then asked, "I don't call it this!" What's your stage name? ”

Qu Xiaoyun said very proudly: "My stage name is Diao Chan!" ”

Yu Qian asked curiously: "Diao Chan among the four beauties?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, stretched out his hand as if he was tying a belt of his trousers, and gestured around his waist: "Yes, you can wrap it around your waist." ”

"Appeal !!"

"Goose Goose Goose~~"

"I love you!!"

The audience in the audience was satisfied, especially the female audience, as if they were about to bite.

……