Chapter 158: Zhou Dog Food

Since it was the last recording of "Deyun Douxiao Club", the audience entered early, and they were all looking forward to today's actors' performances.

Today's hosts are Guo Qilin and Xiao Yueyue.

As soon as the two of them stepped onto the stage, the audience burst into warm applause and applause.

Due to the game of yesterday's crazy call, a lot of actors from Deyun Club who did not participate in the show also came, as well as the actors' families and friends, and the audience was very lively.

The brothers and sisters in the background did not dare to slack off, and they were all fully prepared for the work.

The show begins.

The opening was Zhang Helun and Yang Jiulang.

Because it is the theater of the Beijing Deyun Society, there are a lot of their own brothers sitting in the audience, which is familiar and comfortable, and naturally there is a lot less tension.

This opening can be said to be the best opening of "Deyun Douxiao Club" in these issues.

The second scene is baked cakes and Cao Heyang, old partners, plus the atmosphere is very good, and the performance effect is also very exciting.

Next came Qu Xiaoyun and Zhou Jiuliang.

Peeked from behind the scenes, swept over, the lights in the audience were dim, and the audience was black.

Qu Xiaoyun was both nervous and excited.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Wife and Child", the performers Qu Xiaoyun and Zhou Jiuliang!"

Zhou Jiuliang was in front and Qu Xiaoyun was behind, both of them wore black coats to look more energetic, taking square steps and smiling on stage.

"Whoa!"

"Good !!"

Suddenly, the originally lively and noisy theater erupted into a thunderous applause and cheers.

The two bowed to the audience, Zhou Jiuliang stood at the table, and Qu Xiaoyun stood outside the table.

After adjusting the microphone, Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said: "I have to introduce myself to everyone when I come to the stage!" ”

"Let everyone get to know you!" Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, this is the rule, my name is Qu Xiaoyun, I am a little actor in Deyun Club, there is no need for everyone to applaud!" ”

"Wow~~"

"Bang Bang Bang~~"

The audience was very cooperative and gave warm applause.

"This is really praising you!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and introduced his partner with a wicked smile: "After introducing me, I have to introduce my partner, this one next to me is amazing, surnamed Zhou, named dog food, Zhou dog food!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused.

Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand and stopped: "Wait a minute, is dog food like words?" ”

"That should be?"

"Zhou Jiuliang!"

Qu Xiaoyun looked suddenly enlightened, and explained to everyone: "Yes, everyone can write the word Zhou, next to the word '犭' on the left, and the word 'sentence' on the right." ”

There was another burst of laughter from the audience.

Zhou Jiuliang spoke angrily several tones: "If you don't read Zhou, then you read the dog!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his partner, raised his eyebrows and said to the audience: "Look, he admitted it himself!" ”

"Who confessed! You're the dog, my name is Zhou Dog Food! Phew...... "Give Zhou Jiuliang a mouth."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and leaned forward and back.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and praised: "Your name is Zhou Jiuliang!" Let's see, this actor has worked hard for the effect of the show, and they have all taken their own baggage! ”

There was another burst of laughter in the audience, and just a name stalk made the atmosphere very joyful.

Zhou Jiuliang explained with an aggrieved face: "I haven't heard of it, I let you take it away!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Just now I made a little joke with everyone to liven up the atmosphere of the scene, in fact, Jiuliang and I are very good, we are good friends!" ”

"Yes."

Seeing that the audience showed expectant eyes, Qu Xiaoyun became more and more confident in his heart, and he was confident that he could say this traditional joke better.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "A person's lifelong friends are very important, and they must be chosen well. What kind of people look for what kind of people, such as calligraphers who write calligraphy and painters who draw and paint are always together. ”

"People have a common language!" Zhou Jiuliang said.

"Singing and playing the piano talk together."

"That's an accompaniment!"

"Cross talk and storytellers talk together."

"Let's talk about it."

"Singing allegro and feeding pandas at the zoo."

"What did they say?" Zhou Jiuliang asked incomprehensibly.

"Study the growth of bamboo."

"Cut bamboo for boarding, right?" Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then said: "The dancing and the steel pipe seller are chatting." ”

Zhou Jiuliang was happy: "The steel pipe show? ”

Qu Xiaoyun smiled evilly and introduced to everyone: "This is an expert!" ”

Zhou Jiuliang waved his hand: "No!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "These examples are actually to say that people must have a common language or hobby in order to become friends, and Jiuliang and I have a common hobby, a hobby of singing!" ”

"Yes, it's okay to like to sing a few sentences."

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out two fingers: "Jiuliang and I often go to KTV to sing, and the first thing we say when we enter the private room is, come together!" ”

"Hahaha~"

"What's going on?" Zhou Jiuliang asked with a pout.

Qu Xiaoyun said disappreciatively: "Microphone! ”

"Oh......"

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "After the microphone was brought over, Jiuliang shouted again, come two, don't be more than eighteen!" ”

The audience was amused again.

"What's it this time?" Zhou Jiuliang thought to himself, look at how you still make it up.

Qu Xiaoyun was full of cleverness, and explained seriously: "Fruit plate, don't want more than eighteen yuan!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience listened to it very happily and looked forward to their next performance.

"Oh......"

After the laughter, Qu Xiaoyun continued:

"As the saying goes, the bird flies away with the phoenix, and the person is virtuous and virtuous. The two of us make friends and improve each other, and the relationship is so good, how good is it! ”

"To what extent?" Zhou Jiuliang said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun said the theme of today's work: "There is a good saying, a noble and a cheap friendship is to see, a life of death, is to see friendship, wives do not avoid passing through the house, we have a friendship of entrusting our wives and children!" ”

Zhou Jiuliang listened to the music, and his tone was with a hint of disdain: "I still speak in one set." ”

I saw that my partner looked down on him.

Qu Xiaoyun rolled up his sleeves and showed off: "There is knowledge in this!" ”

"Then you tell me sentence by sentence!" Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "One expensive and one cheap friendship is to see, we have to use the two of us as an analogy." ”

"Okay, give me an example." Zhou Jiuliang made a gesture of please.

Qu Xiaoyun recalled the beginning, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Zhou Jiuliang and I were classmates back then, we can't just be the two of us in the class!" ”

"Yes."

"There are forty or fifty people in total, and coincidentally, there is a female classmate in the class who is very good-looking, I like her very much, and you like her very much."

"Coincidentally."

"She likes me too, and she likes me too."

Zhou Jiuliang pondered for a moment, and then said: "You just say that you like you alone!" Sensei wasted that effort! ”

"Hahaha~~"

……

Romance