After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun recalled the girl's name: "I remember the little girl, the little girl's surname is Ma, and her name is Mary. ”

"It's got a bit of a foreign flavor." Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands, sighed and said: "It's not good to fall into this kind of relationship, so I decided not to get along with Mary, on the day of graduation, we were separated in tears, and then we went to different jobs!" I went on business. ”

"How's business going?" Zhou Jiuliang said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun recalled the past, and couldn't help choking: "I lost money, I am not good at management, my family wealth is gone, there is nothing left at home, there is only a plastic basin left, and I am drifting across the ocean with this plastic basin." ”

Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand to stop him, looking incredulous: "You wait for a while, take a plastic basin and you will cross the ocean?" ”

"yes!"

"And how do you use it?"

Qu Xiaoyun played cheaply: "Sitting in the plastic basin, rowing without oars, I rely on the waves!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused by his appearance of playing treasure.

Zhou Jiuliang was also happy: "You are quite a wave!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun was unconvinced and said: "How can I have a little Meng Lang!" ”

Zhou Jiuliang looked around and said softly, "You are worse than him." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was full of Jiuliang's desire to survive, and the brothers who came to cheer also laughed, only Xiao Meng gritted his teeth: "Zhou Dog Food, you are waiting for me!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and continued: "It didn't exhaust me to death, but fortunately, I successfully went ashore in the end, and I knew where this place was at a glance!" ”

"Where?"

"Island nation!"

"Hey, you're not a small wave." Zhou Jiuliang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "Holding my plastic basin, walking on the streets of the island country with tears in my eyes." ”

"It's like this when you're tired." Zhou Jiuliang said.

"I feel uncomfortable, I have no relatives, and I don't know anyone in this place! I used to do so much, but now it has become so miserable, I am crying while walking, but I am walking forward and see an acquaintance, you can come! ”

"I went too."

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation of the day: "A group of island country strips are surrounded by you, and these strips are respectful to you - go, pout that place!" ”

In the end, he still roared and said, and the imitation was vivid.

"Hahaha~~"

Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand and stopped: "Pouting that place, this is called Bi Gong Bi Jing?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and gave a thumbs up: "Identity!" Ordinary people don't have this treatment! ”

The audience was amused again, and the atmosphere was very joyful.

"I haven't heard of it." Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Hear this.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian in the background were very satisfied with their performances, and they each added one point to each of them.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "You found me in front of me, you broke free from everyone and came to my side!" I'm stupid, you look very rich from head to foot. ”

Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand and compared: "I'm developed!" ”

"I don't dare talk to you!"

"Why?"

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands, and his straight waist board was also lowered, and his tone was full of helplessness: "Wandering the streets, just take a plastic basin, and be downcast like this, what are you talking about!" ”

His state, tone, and interpretation on the stage are very good, substituting the audience's emotions into the story, and some audiences even feel the same way when they hear it, just like a class reunion, how embarrassed to go if you mix badly.

Zhou Jiuliang also understood: "Also, the identity is different." ”

Qu Xiaoyun described the situation of meeting at that time: "You looked at me, I was moved by the reunion after a long absence, and my eyes came down!" ”

The audience instantly burst into a play and burst into laughter.

"Huh? Impressive, right? Zhou Jiuliang was surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun also realized that he had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly changed his words: "It's the tears that are coming down!" ”

"You tell me, you don't know me, do you? I said, I know you, and I know you when you turn to ashes! ”

"What a hatred, what a hate!" Zhou Jiuliang pouted.

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "You asked me what was going on, and I told you what happened to me, and you said that you would help me. ”

"Friends!" Zhou Jiuliang patted his chest.

"I said that I was very emotional, when I was in school, I was Mary, how good we were, but now I am down on the streets, you are developed, and Mary doesn't know where to go...... Before I finished speaking, you stopped me. ”

"I know whereabouts?" Zhou Jiuliang asked tentatively.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, Mary married you, I said, I wish you happiness, by the way, what does she do now?" You told me that she works in the film and television industry of the island country, and her stage name is Maria Ozawa! ”

"Appeal !!"

As soon as the words fell, it resonated with many male compatriots, and they all laughed and booed.

Zhou Jiuliang was mad, as if he had a grassland above his head: "I married a Mao film!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun comforted: "In the film and television industry! ”

Zhou Jiuliang's sleeves were rolled up: "What kind of film and television industry, still pick up something good!" ”

The audience laughed, and several male audience members were red from laughter, as if they had drunk wine, and their ears were pricked up, and they loved to listen to this kind of joke.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and stretched out his hand: "After speaking, he took out two plates and gave them to me, give them, this is your sister-in-law's performance!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The burden is one after another, and the atmosphere is very joyful.

"I'm really out of sight!" Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

"I'm so sad that I said I'm penniless, how can I live? This will reflect that the friendship between one expensive and one cheap is revealed! Qu Xiaoyun said this, accentuating his tone.

"How am I?" Zhou Jiuliang said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the action at that time, covered his buttocks with his hand, and pulled it out hard: "You take out the banknote book with your left hand, and pull out a gold pen with a 'poof' with your right hand behind you!" ”

Zhou Jiuliang asked angrily: "Am I sticking it in my ass?" Why do you still poof? ”

The audience was amused by his antics and leaned back and leaned back.

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "You have a pocket behind your pants, make a effort, poof!" ”

"Why is this pocket still poofing?" Zhou Jiuliang asked puzzled.

"Because ......"

Qu Xiaoyun thought about it for a while, but didn't think of how to make it up, so he simply played a scoundrel: "Don't ask so clearly!" ”

Zhou Jiuliang was mad: "Nonsense! Dare to love is not about you! ”

"Hahaha!!"

The audience was amused again, the brothers and sisters participating in the performance will be under pressure, so far, judging from the audience's reaction, there is no doubt that this paragraph is the best effect so far.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't take a stubble, picked up the fan on the table and wiped it on the coat, then put it on his nose and sniffed: "Ahem!" "I choked and coughed.

"Am I in my pocket?" Zhou Jiuliang was angry.

The case has been solved, and the laughter in the audience has to lift the theater roof.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Let's write a check, I have money after writing a check, and I have developed my business with this money, I have to read your good, this is called a friendship between a noble and a cheap." ”

"Oh, how do you explain that life is a friendship?"

The audience was so satisfied with their performance that they were looking forward to the next story.

……

Romance