Seeing Qu Xiaoyun's music, it was as if he was about to bite.

Zhou Jiuliang said angrily: "You are a first-class hooligan, I just don't worry!" ”

Unexpectedly, Qu Xiaoyun took a bite back: "Don't worry, I'm not at ease!" ”

"Why aren't you at ease?"

"You have been gone for twenty years, and I am afraid that her daughter-in-law will not be safe if you leave your daughter-in-law there alone." Qu Xiaoyun is talking about a serious matter.

Zhou Jiuliang waved his hand: "Come less, it's even more unsafe to take over!" ”

The audience sneered.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and persuaded: "You think too much, I won't take me there, find another house for her, how about Xidan?" ”

"The city center is good!"

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the south: "Xidan is five hundred kilometers to the south, rent a yard there." ”

"You just say Kaifeng." Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

"Rent a yard, I'll drive your daughter-in-law there, buy something, chicken, duck, fish, meat, eggs, sugar milk, candy, drinks, snacks, shower gel, shampoo, facial cleanser, and Hushubao!"

Zhou Jiuliang pouted after listening: "Your heart is really fine!" ”

"Ring the doorbell when you arrive, my brother and sister have delivered something to you, move it yourself, I'm leaving, I'm leaving!" Qu Xiaoyun accentuated his tone, looking reluctant to leave.

"Don't shout, you go in!"

Zhou Jiuliang picked up the fan and flipped it in his hand like a baseball bat, it was obvious that if he dared to go in, he would hit someone.

Qu Xiaoyun has a strong desire to survive, shook his head and refused: "No, your daughter-in-law's age, my age, the two skins of people's mouths are reasonable anyway, and the tongue is crushed to death, there is one who can say and can't listen, I can't wash it when I jump into the Yellow River, I have to take care of this!" After speaking, he patted his face.

"There's a lot to consider." Zhou Jiuliang saw that he was very interesting, and put down the fan in his hand.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "After a while, I estimate that the things are almost used, and I will go again, chicken, duck, fish, meat, eggs, sugar and milk, candy, drinks, snacks, shower gel, shampoo, facial cleanser, and Shubao!" Brother and sister, I'm here again, let's move things by myself! ”

"Let's go in!"

"No, your daughter-in-law's age, my age, the two skins of the human mouth are reasonable anyway, the tongue is crushed to death, there is one who can say and won't listen, I can't wash it when I jump into the Yellow River, I have to take care of this!"

The two of them did the previous scene again.

Qu Xiaoyun made a long story short: "Let's make a short story: Let's talk about it briefly, it's been more than a year, and I estimate that things are almost used again, chicken, duck, fish, meat, eggs, sugar, milk, candy, drinks, snacks, shower gel, shampoo, facial cleanser, brother and sister!" ”

Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand and stopped: "Wait a minute, why do you have something less?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "It's a waste to buy useless things. ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed back and forth.

"There are a lot of things, like hawthorn, sugar gourd, aged vinegar, chili. As soon as I rang the doorbell, my younger brother and sister opened the door, and I said, hey, slow down, pay more attention to the first few months. ”

Zhou Jiuliang didn't smile, and snorted coldly: "Good guy, it's all a month, don't be at the door, go in!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun still said no: "No, your daughter-in-law's age, my age ......"

Zhou Jiuliang listened to it, and said in a harmonious voice: "The two skins of the human mouth are reasonable anyway, and the tongue is crushed to death under the root, there is one who can say that he will not listen, I can't wash it when I jump into the Yellow River, I have to take care of this!" ”

After speaking, Zhou Jiuliang pointed to Qu Xiaoyun's face, and then pointed to his buttocks, and said angrily: "You can pull it down, it's just you, it's not as good as me!" ”

The audience laughed and threw applause.

Qu Xiaoyun defended himself with an aggrieved face: "What are you doing, you have been gone for the past 20 years, and I have not entered it day by day during the day!" ”

Zhou Jiuliang's eyes widened, and he asked, "You don't come out all night at night, right?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"It's boring! As soon as you leave for 20 years, entrusting your daughter-in-law to me is called a wife. Qu Xiaoyun's face sank, as if Zhou Jiuliang was making trouble unreasonably.

"What about the dedication?" Zhou Jiuliang asked with anger in his temper.

Qu Xiaoyun patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "Dissipate your anger, listen to me, time flies, time shuttles, and in a blink of an eye, twenty years later, you are back, you have to go to your daughter-in-law to see when you come back!" ”

"That's it." Zhou Jiuliang said.

"When you went in, you saw our family of three having a good time."

"Your family of three?" Zhou Jiuliang's head was green.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun slapped his mouth and changed his words: "No, my mouth is scooping, I just happened to come to the door." As soon as you enter the door, the child opens his mouth and calls you Daddy! ”

Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand and stopped: "Wait a minute, I haven't come back for 20 years, where did the child come from?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"I'll help!" Qu Xiaoyun said that his face was not red and his heart was not beating.

"Do you want to help me with this?" Zhou Jiuliang's sleeves were rolled up.

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "No, I'm for your good, think about it, it took you twenty years to come back, I'm afraid you won't be able to give birth, I let me call you father, call me uncle, I, who is a brother, have sacrificed all my own flesh and blood for you, it's easy for me!" ”

"Dare to love this is called a wife and a child, I'll go to you!" Zhou Jiuliang smiled and pushed.

"Hahaha!!"

"Good !!"

The audience burst into thunderous applause, and the two bowed off the stage.

In the blink of an eye, Meng Hetang, Luan Yiyi, and Qin Xiaoxian's group comedy began.

Popular actors came on the stage, and there was another round of applause and applause from the audience.

To everyone's surprise.

When the show was about to end, Guo Degang and Yu Qian actually got up and tidied up their coats and walked behind the scenes.

In today's last issue, Guo Degang and Yu Qian are finally going to perform on stage together.

When the audience saw them come out, the audience was directly boiling, especially the actors of the Deyun Club in the audience, who applauded and applauded.

The audience at the scene was also driven by them, and they all worked harder.

This will be seen, no matter what popular actors in the Deyun Society, as long as the two of them appear, it is a to-level existence.

The applause and applause rang out for nearly three minutes, and the two of them were stunned and did not open their mouths.

The two of them were also very happy to see that the audience welcomed them so much, and they were all smiling.

Wait for the noise to be quieter.

Guo Degang nodded at the audience and opened his mouth with a smile: "Thank you, the two of us haven't been on stage for a long time, and I'm very happy to see everyone, I haven't seen so many audiences for a long time." ”

"Yes, it's not easy." Yu Qian said with a smile.

The two of them started here as if they were chatting at home, and it was easy and natural to start.

What they are talking about today is not a specific work, but around some small stories during the recording of "Douxiao Club", some small baggage has been added to make everyone laugh.

In the end, Guo Degang shouted backstage: "Come on, the following is our voting session, today is the same as every commercial performance we have, it's time to return to chat about idle days, who do you want to listen to sing first?" ”

As soon as the problem came out, the audience was chaotic, and there were all those who shouted their names, but the loudest voice was the current Deyun first brother "Xiao Yueyue".

Guo Degang nodded and beckoned, "Xiao Yueyue come first!" ”

The audience applauded.

"Thank you!"

Xiao Yueyue smiled and walked in front of the microphone and asked, "Is "Lovers" good?" ”

"Good!"

The audience is also very cooperative.

Xiao Yueyue cleared his throat and sang with a smile: "Little sister send me Di Lang Yo!" ”

The audience said in unison:

“dei、dei！！！”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience burst into laughter.

Xiao Yueyue pouted and scolded with a smile: "You guys are too bad!! ”

"Hahaha~~"

……

Romance