looked at Zhou Jiuliang's appearance of being hooked on the cheeks.

Qu Xiaoyun put up the score, his mouth was as if he was eighty thousand, and his nose looked at humanity: "Since you sincerely asked, then I will tell you with great mercy!" ”

Look at the way he looks.

Zhou Jiuliang flicked his sleeves and turned his face: "I don't listen!" ”

"You ......"

The corners of Qu Xiaoyun's eyes twitched slightly, and then he walked over shyly, shaking his arm and begging: "No, you have to listen!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused by the contrast.

Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips and nodded: "Then you can say it!" ”

"Okay!"

Qu Xiaoyun humbly gave an example: "I have to compare the two of us, it's just another story!" You are a freelancer, an amateur scientist! ”

"How can a scientist still be an amateur?" Zhou Jiuliang didn't understand.

"It's the one I did it secretly!" Qu Xiaoyun explained.

"What did I do?" Zhou Jiuliang said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched his neck and looked left and right, and then said softly: "Amateur is just doing everything!" Night is falling, everyone is sleeping, and you're going to work! ”

"I work at night?" Zhou Jiuliang's voice was also suppressed.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Zhou Jiuliang was dressed in a short dress, cleaned up from his head to his feet, came out of the house, took advantage of the vast moonlight, looked at no one around, and took out a shovel from behind him!" ”

"Hahaha!!"

is also connected to what I said before, the whole paragraph is very dense, and the actors who appear at the end will also have a little pressure.

Zhou Jiuliang was surprised: "Hey, I can really pretend!" What am I digging? ”

Qu Xiaoyun said softly: "You have stepped on it during the day, come and dig the grave at night!" ”

Zhou Jiuliang listened to it and said straightly: "I'm upside down!" ”

"Digging and digging, and suddenly the lights are on!"

"What's wrong?"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "The professional, licensed inverted team is here!" ”

Zhou Jiuliang waved his hand: "I haven't heard of it!" That's called the archaeological team! ”

The audience sneered.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the action: "You were stupid at the time, people found you, hurry, there is an inverted fight, catch him, don't let him run, people chased after you and tied you up!" ”

"Okay, leave him alone, let's keep digging!"

"Don't let me dig, they dig themselves!" Zhou Jiuliang was very aggrieved.

Qu Xiaoyun raised the tone: "People have licenses!" ”

The audience was amused again.

"Oh!"

"Wait until you dig it up, good guy, there are two skulls in the tomb, one large and one small, after professional identification, the big one is Cao Cao's!"

"Good guy, Cao Cao's tomb was discovered like this, what about the other small one?" Zhou Jiuliang said curiously.

The corners of Qu Xiaoyun's mouth rose: "It's Cao Cao when he was a child!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Good !!"

The audience laughed forward and backwards, and the brothers and sisters in the front row of the theater took the lead in applauding.

"What a mess!" Zhou Jiuliang flicked his sleeves angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun put his hand behind his back again, and imitated: "Zhou Jiuliang thought about it, no, I have to run, or I will die in their hands in a while, I happen to have a knife in my pocket, from the back of the fight, poof!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The action is very well choreographed, and every time the performance comes, it can make the audience laugh.

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Yu Qian was very satisfied with this and added another point to Qu Xiaoyun.

"I can bring everything, what's the matter!" Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun trotted on the stage: "Zhou Jiuliang took a knife to cut the rope and ran, the one who ran is called fast, the rabbits are your grandsons!" ”

"Haven't heard of it!"

The audience was amused by the humorous description.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands and sighed: "As a result, I never expected that I didn't run far, I touched the tomb mechanism, and shot ten thousand arrows through my heart!" ”

Zhou Jiuliang clutched his chest and said, "I'm too miserable!" ”

"You're dead, and I'm the saddest thing! You still have your father in the house! Qu Xiaoyun made it bad, and when he said this, he swept a large audience under the stage with his hand.

"Good !!"

"Hahaha!!"

The audience applauded and applauded.

Qu Xiaoyun's performance today is fantastic, the joke is good, the field control is good, and the atmosphere is very happy.

Zhou Jiuliang scurried: "Father is alone, you say that it's just a piece!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun didn't care: "I'm fearless!" ”

"Nonsense, dare to love is not about you!" Zhou Jiuliang stomped his feet angrily.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't take a stubble, and then said: "Zhou Jiuliang has only one father left in his family, what do you say, his father is seventy, I have to go home to deliver a letter!" As soon as I walked in the door, I burst into tears! ”

"My dad is old enough, what happened when he walked in the door?" Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed, looking very sad: "Seventy-one old man, just such a child, dead outside, he doesn't know yet, the old man is sitting in front of the computer to check the information, I can't speak for a long time!" ”

"Sad!"

"The old man inadvertently found me, he talked to me first, come, sit there, Xiao Chen has not lived in vain in his life."

"Which Xiao Chen?" Zhou Jiuliang said curiously.

"Guanxi!"

The audience sneered.

Zhou Jiuliang scurried: "What information is he checking here?" Obviously, look at the photos, no! ”

Qu Xiaoyun didn't take a stubble, and said with a smile: "Old man, don't look at that, I have two CDs, which were played by your daughter-in-law!" ”

Connected to the above, the male audience in the audience is not happy.

"Go, go, don't spread this!"

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the theme and said: "When it comes down, make trouble, the work of serving the old man in the future will be mine, which is called a life of death and friendship." ”

Zhou Jiuliang gave a thumbs up: "Enough friends!" What does it mean to give a wife and a child? ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "It has to be the two of us, the story has changed again, you mean cross talk!" ”

"This is good!" Zhou Jiuliang was very satisfied.

"Your cross talk is so good, someone hired you to go abroad, and the money is very much, and your contract will be signed for 20 years."

"Just give as much money as you want." Zhou Jiuliang's face was full of money fans.

"There's a problem, you're a newlywed Yan'er, your daughter-in-law is beautiful, so good-looking!" The more Qu Xiaoyun described it, the happier he became, and he wiped his saliva directly with his hand.

Zhou Jiuliang saw that he didn't hold back his fart, and stretched out his hand to stop: "Take him abroad with me." ”

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and said, "People are not allowed to bring their family members." ”

"No problem, then she will live with my parents."

"They're all dead!"

"Good guys!"

"You are the death of both parents, relatives and friends are dead and fleeing, you are only a friend of mine in this world, let you choose, who to entrust your little daughter-in-law who is like a flower!"

Qu Xiaoyun was happy as if he was about to bite, and his happy mouth was about to grin to the root of his ears.

Zhou Jiuliang had a bitter face: "Then what else to pick, I'll entrust it to you!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun got cheap and sold well: "Entrust it to me, can you rest assured?" ”

Zhou Jiuliang gritted his back molars and said viciously: "Don't worry! ”

Qu Xiaoyun was amused by his appearance: "Unlucky virtue, gritting his back molars and saying rest assured, it seems a little unreassured!" ”

"Why don't you feel at ease, I don't worry about your virtue!" Zhou Jiuliang complained.

"Hahaha!!"

The audience was amused by Zhou Jiuliang's incompetent roar, and they were looking forward to how Qu Xiaoyun would explain this wife and child.

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