Chapter 167: Let's kiss to ease the awkward atmosphere
Qu Xiaoyun handed the poured juice to Zhou Shuyi and sat on the sofa in the living room.
Lonely men and widows are in the same room, and the atmosphere is slightly awkward.
I really didn't know what to talk about for a while.
Qu Xiaoyun seemed to be sitting in a military posture, and his palms were a little sweaty when he was looking for a topic, and finally held back a sentence: "Is the juice delicious?" β
"It's delicious." Zhou Shuyi held the cup in both hands and nodded.
The current state of the two is alive and well on a blind date.
"The atmosphere is a little awkward...... Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head and smirked.
"En......" Zhou Shuyi's eyes were also a little evasive, looking east and west, pretending to look at the room.
"Whew!"
Qu Xiaoyun took a deep breath, turned to look at Zhou Shuyi, and said seriously: "Otherwise, let's kiss each other and relieve the embarrassing atmosphere!" β
"You me out!" Zhou Shuyi put down the cup, stared at his teeth, and raised his leg with a kick.
After a while, the awkward atmosphere was indeed relieved a lot.
"Just kidding, are you hungry?" Qu Xiaoyun asked with a grin.
Zhou Shuyi glared at him: "What do you say, it's almost a little faster, I haven't eaten breakfast yet!" β
"Blame me, blame me, I'll do it for you now, you watch TV first, or play with your phone, and it will be fine soon." Qu Xiaoyun handed her the TV remote control and turned around and went to the kitchen.
Zhou Shuyi: "Don't bother, just cook instant noodles!" β
"It's okay, soon, I haven't eaten, let's eat together."
Qu Xiaoyun tied his apron, opened the refrigerator door, took out quick-frozen dumplings and fried skewers, boiled water in one pot and oil in one pot, and cut the sausages in the refrigerator and coded a plate.
Zhou Shuyi held the remote control, snuggled up on the sofa, watched TV from time to time, turned his head from time to time to look at him busy in the kitchen, the corners of his mouth unconsciously rose, and his heart was beautiful.
In the blink of an eye, the first pot of fried skewers came out of the pot.
Qu Xiaoyun picked up a string of flesh and bones and tasted it, the fried taste was not bad, and the taste was okay.
"Hey, you dog man, you are ready to eat for yourself!"
Smelling the fragrance of fried skewers, Zhou Shuyi, who was watching TV, suddenly brightened his eyes, turned his head and saw that he was stealing food, and he didn't care if he wore his slippers backwards, and strode over and pinched him fiercely.
"Shhh
"I'm just trying to get it ripe!"
Qu Xiaoyun covered the place where he was pinched, looking aggrieved.
"Fart, you fucking count the bamboo skewers, and you haven't tasted five strings of them, and they are ripe? After tasting it for a while, you have tasted all the pots! β
After speaking, Zhou Shuyi picked up a string of flesh and bones and took a bite hard.
Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Hey, a bag of skewers, I can't fry it in one pot, I have to fry it several times, I think I've got it all together and eat it together!" Why do you keep pinching people, it's so savage, my savage girlfriend! β
After listening, Zhou Shuyi almost squirted out a skewer, and said with a red face: "Who is your girlfriend!" Stinky and shameless! β
"Wow!"
Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand and scratched the bridge of her nose: "You irresponsible woman, pull other people's hands, relatives' mouths, call others Xiao Tiantian when the moon goes down before the flower, and now this kind of ruthless words are spoken!" β
"Come less, that's all your behavior!" Zhou Shuyi retorted.
Qu Xiaoyun glanced at her, put on a victorious posture and asked, "Then why did you come to me today?" β
"I ......"
Zhou Shuyi stammered, and said nonsense: "I treat you as a brother, my brother has an accident, of course I want to appear by his side as soon as possible!" β
"Good!"
Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat and stretched out his arms to lean over: "Brother, hug me, tell me what is in your heart, and talk about your grievances and vicissitudes over the years!" β
"You're so sassy!"
Zhou Shuyi pushed him away with a look of disgust, walked to the coffee table with fried skewers, sat down and ate.
"Shh
Qu Xiaoyun turned around and continued to blow things up: "It's too straightforward, next time, please tell me how you wear Pinru's clothes!" β
"There's no next time, I'll beat you straight if I do it again, I'll be a woman in self-defense!" Zhou Shuyi chewed the string and said vaguely.
"You can pull it down, the gangster's excitement fist is almost the same!"
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Ten minutes later, the dumplings and fried skewers were out of the pot, and Qu Xiaoyun served two more bowls of dumpling soup.
"Eat it while it's hot, eat this fried skewer just out of the pot, it's cold on the plate!" Qu Xiaoyun picked up a skewer of mutton and handed it to Zhou Shuyi.
"Well...... You eat too. β
"Good!"
Although both of them were hungry, they didn't eat much.
It's not like eating with your brother - eat a barbecue, hey, don't move, this piece of meat is mine, the meat may be snatched before it is fully cooked, and the appetite is good.
Eating with the opposite sex, face to face, and paying attention to the appearance of eating, and this and that, eating is like being added a layer of debuff, and you can't eat much.
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After eating, there was no entertainment in the room, and the two decided to play games on their mobile phones.
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After the two kings......
Zhou Shuyi's mobile phone fell on the sofa, and said angrily: "You meow, play with the female assistant just now, let her play Yao, to my assistance, let me play the bull demon, right?" β
Qu Xiaoyun's body with a strong desire to survive moved back: "...... No, the top order just now was Xiahoudun, and this top order is Yuan Song! β
Zhou Shuyi glared and asked, "Coming less, is it because she speaks well?" β
Five seconds later, Qu Xiaoyun said the most disobedient words in his life.
Five......
Four......
Three......
Two......
One......
Qu Xiaoyun forced a smile and said, "No...... I think you speak in a good voice......"
"Hahaha!"
Zhou Shuyi leaned over and patted him on the shoulder: "I like the way you tell the truth!" β
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After finishing speaking, Qu Xiaoyun silently thought in his heart - don't split me when the sky thunders, don't split me when the sky thunders!
Play two and lose two.
Qu Xiaoyun summed up a truth, you can't play games with Zhou Shuyi, and everyone who plays games with her can become younger. She sprayed like a grandson......
After the end of the game.
Qu Xiaoyun put down his mobile phone, pointed to the 42-inch TV and suggested, "Stop playing games, why don't you watch a movie?" β
Zhou Shuyi was still angry, glared and said: "Okay, I'm going to be angry with you, you are really a picker!" β
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Qu Xiaoyun was speechless, wanting to defend but feeling that it would be futile, in exchange for another squirt, he simply followed the topic: "What movie to watch?" β
Zhou Shuyi raised his eyes and thought for a while: "Just look at the one you said, "My Sassy Girlfriend"! β
"Yes." Qu Xiaoyun picked up the remote control and searched for the movie.
Zhou Shuyi stretched her neck and looked around: "Wait, are there any snacks?" I watch movies and like to snackle. β
Qu Xiaoyun doesn't usually eat snacks, but he really didn't prepare today: "No, I'll go downstairs to buy it for you now, what do you want to eat?" β
Zhou Shuyi stopped: "Forget it, it's better for you to go out less, I'll go down and buy it." β
"Alright then, the supermarket is right at the entrance of the community."
"I saw it when I came, you look for the movie first, I'll be back soon!"
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