Chapter 168: If you don't move, I'll be excited!

"Knock Knock Knock ......"

There was a knock on the door.

Zhou Shuyi carried two large bags of snacks and shouted while banging on the door: "Open the door, open the door!" I'm back! Your old father, I'm back!! ”

“……”

I thought it was raining, but it turned out that she was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun shuddered, strode over and opened the door.

Zhou Shuyi couldn't wait to get in, put the two big bags of snacks on the ground, took off her coat briskly, stretched her waist, and then sat down on the sofa with her ass, the old sofa was suddenly crushed and her back was crushed, and there was a creaking spring sound: "Snacks, snacks!! ”

"Hey......"

Qu Xiaoyun sighed, helplessly took out a bag of potato chips from the bag, and shook it in front of her eyes: "Do you want to eat it?" ”

Zhou Shuyi blinked her eyes wide, pouted, and stretched out her hand: "I want to eat!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun glanced at her, hid the potato chips behind her back, pointed to the bathroom and said, "If you want to eat, wash your hands first!" ”

Zhou Shuyi suddenly closed her eyes, her body became weak, she collapsed on the sofa, and said weakly: "No, I was sealed by the sofa and can't move, you go get a sterilization wipe for me......"

This is raising a daughter......

"You're really lazy!!"

Qu Xiaoyun couldn't bear it anymore, put down the potato chips, walked up to her, and patted her arm: "Get up!" ”

Zhou Shuyi still closed her eyes and didn't move.

"Good!"

Seeing her pretending to be dead, Qu Xiaoyun was angry and unruly, pondered for a moment and had an idea, and instantly possessed the spirit, rubbed his hands and smiled evilly, and said to her with a stupid look: "If you can't move, I'll be excited!" ”

"Hey, don't mess around!"

Zhou Shuyi immediately lifted the seal, and the person bounced up from the sofa and protected his chest.

Qu Xiaoyun glanced at her and said disdainfully: "What is there to protect, go and wash your hands!" ”

“……”

As soon as he finished speaking, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became solidified.

Approximately ten seconds after the non-still frame.

"Hey, hey, hey!"

Zhou Shuyi squinted her smiling eyes, the corners of her mouth rose slightly, and there was no trace of a smile on her face, only contempt and anger.

"You're looking for death!!" A trick of the vicious cat pounces.

"Hey, I was wrong......"

Two minutes later.

Qu Xiaoyun sat slumped on the sofa, his eyes were glazed, his fixed back became messy, and there were a few bright red scratches on his neck and arms.

This is the ...... for cats

Zhou Shuyi washed his hands mixed with shredded meat, walked to Qu Xiaoyun's side with a smile, rubbed his wet hands on his vest, took out a bag of potato chips very satisfied, tore open the bag with his mouth, sat on the sofa and ate with relish, and pressed the play button of the remote control.

"Have you seen this movie?" Zhou Shuyi handed over the potato chips.

"Hmmm......"

Qu Xiaoyun had already been caught, obediently took the potato chips, and nodded in response: "The movie "My Savage Girlfriend" used to be very popular, it was a movie that entered the domestic market, and it brought a burst of barbarism among girls. Have you seen this movie? ”

Zhou Shuyi nodded: "I've seen it twice, and today is three brushes!" ”

Although I've seen it all, I was still amused by the first half of the movie when I rewatched it.

"Hahaha~~"

When encountering a particularly funny place, Zhou Shuyi would laugh and beat Qu Xiaoyun's arm.

"Good thing I have a muscle protector ......"

Qu Xiaoyun covered his arms with a look of disgust.

"First, don't try to make her gentle."

"Second, don't let her drink more than three glasses of wine, otherwise she will be beaten whenever she meets someone."

"Third, be sure to drink coffee in a café and not coke or orange juice."

"Fourth, if she wants to hit you, you have to pretend that it's in pain, and if it really hurts, then you have to pretend it's okay."

"Fifth ,......"

In the movie, when the male protagonist Morning Glory said ten classic lines, Zhou Shuyi's eyes suddenly became rosy.

I couldn't laugh just now......

Looks like I've really seen it.

Qu Xiaoyun reluctantly took out a tissue from the table, leaned over, and handed it to her.

"It's so touching!"

Zhou Shuyi wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, leaned lightly on Qu Xiaoyun's shoulder, and continued to watch.

The faint smell of perfume surrounds the tip of the nose, how can you still have the heart to watch a movie.

The more Qu Xiaoyun watched the movie, the more he felt that his mouth was dry, and his hands became nowhere to put them, because his back was not completely attached to the sofa, so he moved his hands and slowly climbed onto the sofa behind him.

A peek at her saw that she was watching the movie seriously, defenseless.

Qu Xiaoyun felt that her heartbeat would speed up a little, and her Adam's apple floated unconsciously, and after some psychological struggle, she put her arm on her shoulder.

Ay!

She didn't react!

The shoulders are soft ~~

Qu Xiaoyun's heart was so beautiful that he couldn't help but smile, and his mouth was about to grin to the root of his ears.

Ten minutes passed, and I gradually became a little dissatisfied.

If you slide your arms down and hug your slender waist, you probably feel better.

Qu Xiaoyun was thinking about beautiful things.

Zhou Shuyi suddenly spoke, but she was still lying in her arms and did not move: "Which part of this movie do you like the most?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun hadn't watched much of the movie since the moment she leaned on her shoulder, and she was thinking about some upright things in her heart, and she was really stunned for a while.

But fortunately, I've watched this movie before, and I remember the plot.

Qu Xiaoyun pondered for a moment and expressed his opinion: "My favorite part is the part where Morning Glory mixed into the girls' school and gave flowers in music class, which was very moving, especially with the adapted background music of "Canon", which was very romantic!" ”

"Well, I like that part too."

Zhou Shuyi nodded lightly, and then asked: "The female protagonist asked the male protagonist when he thought the girl was the most beautiful, and when the male protagonist said that he played the piano, the male protagonist asked the female protagonist when the male protagonist was the most handsome, and the female protagonist said when he gave himself roses, right?" ”

"That's right." Qu Xiaoyun affirmed.

Zhou Shuyi suddenly blushed and asked shyly, "Then ...... So when do you think I'm the most beautiful? ”

"I ......"

This sudden question stopped Qu Xiaoyun, once he didn't answer well, he would send a proposition, thought for a while, and replied with a strong desire to survive with a smile: "In my eyes, you are the most beautiful and beautiful at any time, whether you are makeup or no makeup......"

"Hey, your answer is so greasy~~"

Zhou Shuyi interrupted him, obviously dissatisfied with this perfunctory answer: "No, you have to say one!" ”

“……”

Qu Xiaoyun was silent for a moment, then simply played a scoundrel and threw the question back, first listened to how she answered, and found inspiration: "Yes, but I answered you just now, it's time for you to answer my question, when do you think I'm the most handsome?" ”

"Okay......"

Zhou Shuyi covered her hot face with her hands, and replied softly very shyly: "I think you are the most handsome when you play the guitar and sing!" It's your turn......"

"I ......"

Is this a confession to yourself?

Qu Xiaoyun blushed, his brain went blank, and blurted out: "I think you are the most beautiful when you don't speak!" ”

"I rely on !!!!"

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