After a little skinning, Qu Xiaoyun was very happy.

"I understand you very much, first of all, it's about your love for the actors on stage. Oops, I used to watch the video and they all took a stubble, and finally arrived at the scene, it's time for me, I'll shout too, I see that they all shouted refund, I also shouted refund......"

"Refund !!"

The audience climbed along the pole and was very cooperative.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Go!" You're learning fast! ”

"I should press a bunch of water equipment in the theater, put a button on the bookcase, and I will press the switch to nourish him if it is a stubble, how happy it is!"

"Appeal !!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and pointed to the backstage: "I'm very happy to meet the audience today, the senior brothers gave me an unforgettable gift, of course, Shang Xiaoju also gave me a gift, after the performance is over, I have to pick his skin when I return to the backstage, yesu can't keep him, I said it!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The scene just now was so amusing that the audience couldn't help but laugh when they remembered it.

Qu Xiaoyun arranged the handkerchief on the table and said: "I especially like storytelling, how good and happy it is to chat with the audience." But it's not easy to tell a story, first of all, there are many kinds of books, like what gods, ghosts, demons, foxes, this kind of haunted goblin haunted book likes a lot of people, in fact, this kind of book is particularly easy to say, because it can be made up casually, I can tell you flowers! ”

"But if you want to talk about the Three Kingdoms, the Spring and Autumn Period, the Northern and Southern Dynasties, it's too difficult, because it can't be nonsense! Every sentence must have a source, how the original text says, how the "Twenty-four History" is written, how we analyze it, how to translate it, this story can't be made up! ”

That's true, this kind of book needs to be understood by Mr. Storyteller, for example, a story of the Qing Dynasty, like any official history and wild history folklore, you have to know, the audience is mixed, and there may be a master sitting there. Now it's more difficult to tell a story, and the audience can find it out with a check on their mobile phones, and it is even more necessary for Mr. Storyteller to know more, and he can't let people ask you about it.

Just like in the past, when the old gentleman talked about the Three Kingdoms, he had to put a copy of the Three Kingdoms on the bookcase, and he casually turned it twice, the purpose was to let the audience know that what he said was based on evidence.

Qu Xiaoyun saw that the audience listened attentively, and also cited a humorous example: "The book of gods, ghosts, demons and foxes doesn't need to pay attention to these, it rains in the middle of the night, a thunder clicks, the grave is opened, and six foxes and eight heads come out. ”

The audience sneered.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "This storytelling, in fact, there are several books that I actually like a lot, including the stories of gods, ghosts, demons and foxes that you like, because I will have a lot of this, because I was young when I learned it, I was interested in this, and I couldn't listen to it when I learned the "Classics of Nations", of course, I am not very old now!" ”

"Eighteen!"

There will be an audience that will praise themselves offstage.

Qu Xiaoyun responded meaningfully, and said with a wicked smile: "This young lady in the audience knows me very well, knows that I am eighteen, and you will call me Qu eighteen in the future!" Don't call me Master Pit King, call me Pit Bi, that's not good! ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Appeal !!"

The audience laughed and booed, and the atmosphere was relaxed and cheerful.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "I also know a little bit of the book of fighting, killing and killing, and the chivalrous book also said, I opened the "Three Heroes Sword", but then I almost didn't say much, because what, the times are changing, in the previous turbulent era, why were the books "Three Heroes Sword", "Hongwu Swordsman", "Yongzheng Swordsman", "Daming Swordsman" so popular? Because people hope to have this kind of hero in their hearts to eliminate harm for the people, all of it is popular, and the audience loves to listen to it. ”

"Now no one has watched a movie for 300 million and a half, you tell people that the swordsman is not a lie, of course, the swordsman story is still very good, if you have the opportunity, you can take out a paragraph to tell everyone, it's unrealistic to say it all, that thing is too long, and it can't be said in a year when you talk about stand-up comedy!"

That's true, theater performances, the audience is not a group of people every time, a shorter story can make the audience understand what happened before, good guys, how to pour a book like "Three Heroes Sword", not to mention that you have to take care of most of the audience, it is difficult to reconcile, and you have to come to a little bit of what type of book.

"Appeal !!"

The characteristic of stand-up comedy is to enter the story between laughter, Xianbai is the soul of stand-up comedy, it is good to tell a story at the beginning and buy a storybook, but Xianbai has carried forward his master Guo Degang, and recorded a half-issue of "Three Kingdoms" Xianbai, the audience is in a hurry, and the director is also anxious, saying that he may not be able to talk about the Battle of Chibi for a year.

Therefore, Qu Xiaoyun's mention of idle white resonated with the audience, and they booed one after another.

See how the audience reacts.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "I have a lot of idle white, right?" I've got to tell the story! ”

"Let's talk about it !!"

The audience continued to laugh and coax, looking like they were saying no, but their bodies were very honest.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Then let's talk again, I'm a person who listens to persuasion!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "There is another type of book that is adulterous lovers, this kind of book is not easy to say, because it has analysis in it, this storyteller wants to jump out of the story, it is difficult to do this, you have to read more and understand more, you must master this book, you are smaller than this book, this is not good!" You're going to have to eat it all, so it's hard to get it. ”

That's right, why does Mr. Storyteller get older and more popular, he understands more, let a four-year-old child go up and say, he knows six, and the audience has to scold the street.

Of course, it's not good to be old alone, the important thing is experience, people have to experience it to understand, and it's useless to not experience it at the age of eighty.

At this moment, the theater is very quiet, and they all listen to Qu Xiaoyun quietly.

"There is also a book on family ethics and morality, this is the most difficult, it is both simple and difficult, every family has a family, buddies and brothers and discord, how is the old lady, getting along with the neighbors, this thing you can touch when you look down and look up, it is not easy in the mouth of the storyteller, because he is easy to hear the truth and falsehood!"

"Unlike some books in the past, this master stood on the top of Wutai Mountain, clicked his palm, and died on Mount Emei three days later."

The audience was amused by this exaggerated description.

Qu Xiaoyun saw that the audience liked to listen to it, so he gave another example: "For example, those books that fight and kill on the battlefield, immediately make two drum urns and golden hammers with one main hand, and one hammer is more than 500 catties, good guys, you can imagine that picture, with two big gas canisters in your hands, can that thing be easy to fight?" Before the hammer is struck, the spear will be stabbed to death! ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused by the picture, and they were all amused, and they were looking forward to his next performance.

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