After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun copied the fan on the table, and a fan could be used as all kinds of objects in the hands of the storyteller: a gun in the hand, a knife in the hand, a sword in the hand, a pen in the vertical, and a letter, a map, and a holy decree when opened.

"There was an interesting thing back then, an old gentleman said that the swordsman book ......"

After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he gestured with a fan and stabbed forward: "This sword is picked up, and it can only stab three people!" ”

"Why?"

The audience was hooked by the words and became curious.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "Look at this thing, the audience who listened to books in that era had no culture, including many poor people who had never gone to school, and they were willing to listen to books, thinking that listening to books increases knowledge, such as Zhang Zuolin and Zhang Dashuai, who loved to listen to storytelling when he was a child, or how could they call the storyteller Mr.!" ”

"As the old saying goes, storytelling and singing don't dare to say that it is a high platform education, but persuading people to be good and teaching people to learn well, there is no telling that books teach you to rob, they are all through stories to persuade people to be good. Of course, it may not be necessary now, everyone here may have a doctorate or master's degree, and how can I still use my high school degree to teach, and it will be over as soon as I listen to it! ”

The audience sneered.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Hey, just now, everyone wondered why the sword could only pierce three people at most? The storyteller put on a very literate appearance and preached to everyone - you don't understand, do you? A person's body temperature is 37 degrees, and if you pierce one person at 37 degrees, if you pierce three people at 37 degrees, the sword will melt! ”

"Hahaha~~"

Then the audience also gave a thumbs up and praised, hey, this storyteller knows so much, it's too scientific! Now that said, everyone has to smash the theater! Don't you stare and talk nonsense! ”

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their heads, and they were happy to lean forward and close back.

Background.

"Xiaoyun has two brushes!"

"It's a material, I can't even do stand-up comedy!"

The brothers and sisters who had never heard of Qu Xiaoyun's stand-up also gave a thumbs up, understanding why Xiao Yueyue praised him so much at the beginning, and why the master let him perform in the stand-up show, which is really capable.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "Okay, Xianbai has said a lot today, it's time to tell the story, I once said this story on stage today, but I didn't finish it, the story is called "Exploring the Qingshui River", ......"

"Good !!"

As soon as the words fell, the audience applauded, and they were very excited to hear this story, Qu Xiaoyun's "Exploring the Qingshui River" had been recorded in the theater before, and it was very popular on the short video platform.

I saw that the audience liked it very much.

Qu Xiaoyun was also very happy in his heart: "Everyone is familiar with the song "Exploring the Qingshui River", and you can understand a general story by reading the lyrics, but what is the specific reason for this love tragedy, everyone should not know, today I will talk to everyone about this story. ”

"However, due to the limited time, I poured a book for everyone in three words and two sentences about the paragraph I said in the theater, so that everyone can understand the general situation, and strive to finish the story today, okay without digging a pit?"

"Good !!"

As soon as they heard that they could finish without digging a pit, the audience was very excited, with smiles on their faces, and they were looking forward to the story.

(The following story of "Exploring the Qingshui River" is my imagination based on the lyrics. ）

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and said seriously: "The story takes place in the capital, the time is the end of the Qing Dynasty and the beginning of the Republic of China, the specific place is the firearms battalion of the Blue Indigo Factory, first of all, I would like to introduce you to this firearms battalion, the firearms battalion was the first to manufacture guns, according to records, there are more than 1,700 houses in the firearms battalion, more than 60 streets and alleys, and there are many Eight Banner soldiers, together with tens of thousands of family members, it is a very lively place. ”

"Everyone, think about it, the children of the Eight Banners have enjoyed the money for generations, and they don't have to work to make money, what **** cuckold king ......"

Speaking of the "Green Hat King", Qu Xiaoyun deliberately accentuated his tone.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience couldn't be happy.

Yu Qian's father, the old man Wang, after the eunuch, the last Shan person in the Manchu Qing Dynasty, was born in Manchuria Urine Yellow Banner, the green hat king of the eight **** of the Manchu Dynasty, surnamed Aixin Jueluo, the name frame, also known as the fish in the water, and later I was afraid that the fish would run away, so I found a tank to put it on, also known as Yu Degang.

These stalks made Guo Degang say like thunder, and when he said it, he instantly detonated the audience.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Rank, think about it, including the TV sets of that era, you have not watched less, the Manchu children are all the masters of cages and birds, don't think about Uncle Humility!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused by his wilting energy again.

"The firearms camp is full of this person, you can imagine the atmosphere, there are many people who spend money, and there are many people who come to make money, this place is very lively, the villain in our book will appear, Song Laosan and his wife!"

Hearing this, the theater was very quiet, and the audience listened attentively.

"What do they do for a living? Selling big cigarettes for a living, isn't it fun and enjoyable for the children of Baqi, they seized this point, earning a lot of money, the two of them have money, and they live in a two-entry courtyard, each of which has a small two-story building. ”

"But there is one point, it lacks virtue in this business, including those who open kilns, which is not good for future generations. Speaking of which may have some viewers may say, ah, you superstitious, believe in science. I can only say that it is not interesting to raise the bar, people must have a heart of awe, why used to be a piece of 'heaven and earth prince teacher' in the house, because people are the most insignificant, people's understanding of the universe is only five percent, many things are not you have not seen, wifi has not seen, can you say that it is not? ”

"People can't catch what they believe or believe, and they can't catch what they don't believe, people have to put their hearts here!" After speaking, Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his chest.

"This Song Laosan couple is not right-hearted, and they can't wish to have a child, and they gave birth to a daughter named Da Lian, Da Lian, this girl is good, kind-hearted, 16 years old this year, and she is also beautiful, how beautiful is it? It is called the beauty of whimsical imagination, people's aesthetics are different, some like thin, some like fat, and some people have a soft spot for girls who smoke, drink, and burn their heads. ”

"Hahaha~~"

As soon as I heard that I was smoking, drinking, and burning my head, the audience was happy.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and stopped: "Don't think about smoking, drinking, and burning your head to Teacher Yu, it's not good!" The beauty of the abnormal sound is that you close your eyes, and what kind of girl you think looks good in your heart, the big lotus girl will look like! ”

"Song Laosan and his wife are patriarchal, they only care about eating, drinking and having fun, and they don't want to see this daughter at all, what kind of character and temper is Song Laosan?"

As soon as I heard that I was going to start introducing Song Laosan, it aroused the curiosity of the audience, and the theater was very quiet at the moment.

……