The audience listened intently.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Who is the big lotus girl who is here today?" It's Ma San, the guy in their tobacco house, what kind of good person can be a guy in the smoke house? Eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling, smoking, abducting, cheating, stealing, squatting and waiting for a coincidence, and being pulled down when they die. ”

"This is a comment for Ma San's kind of goods, eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling, and smoking these five things, followed by cheating, cheating, stealing, what is it called squatting and waiting for a coincidence? Squat on the street to find something, wait, have a chance to take something and steal something, it all means stealing, and in the end it is considered to be pulled down when you die, and the evil of human nature is gradually increasing! ”

"Good !!"

Qu Xiaoyun depicted the fate of being contaminated with vices in just a few words, and the audience secretly applauded in their hearts after listening to it.

Background.

The brothers listened to Qu Xiaoyun's book, and they were also impressed, it seems that being able to participate in "Deyun Douxiao Club" is an opportunity that Qu Xiaoyun encountered, people are really capable, and the opportunity is just left to those who are prepared.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said: "Rank, Song Laosan and his wife don't care about their daughter, they don't take their daughter seriously, the guy naturally didn't take Miss Da Lian in his eyes, he sent it to the ground, said hello to Miss Da Lian, and went to play with money, Da Lian didn't care, she didn't look down on people like Ma San, it's good to go shopping alone." ”

"The flower viewing party can not only enjoy the flowers, there are also programs, there is a platform in the middle of the venue, there are a lot of beautiful flowers around the platform, there are old and young people standing on the stage, the old man is dressed as a housekeeper, and he said to everyone with a smile - everyone, welcome to participate in the flower viewing party, this flower viewing party our host has not less money, used to purchase exotic flowers and plants all over the country, to give everyone a feast for the eyes, in order to meet friends with flowers, everyone to make friends. Just now our owner said, let's play a lantern riddle game of guessing the name of the flower, and the person who guesses correctly will reward him with a famous flower! ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience was full of people, including Da Lian and Xiao Liu. Seeing that people are almost there, the old man came out with the first lantern riddle, the topic is - the sound of firecrackers in the old year (spring flowers), the first question is quite simple, there is a main answer right, got a pot of peony flowers. ”

"To put it simply, the last riddle is also the best riddle for the prize, which stumped everyone - the sunset smelled the smell of Zhilan (night primrose), when everyone was in trouble, Xiaoliu remembered that his father had told him, with the attitude of trying, he raised his hand to answer, and the result was correct, and he got a pot of green chrysanthemums - spring water and blue waves."

"Rank, I don't know if you like to raise chrysanthemums, green chrysanthemum is the rarest variety of chrysanthemums, but Xiaoliu is very happy, he loves this, just like Teacher Yu loves horses, several players want to buy his green chrysanthemum at a high price, and he is not willing to sell it."

"It's almost time to go shopping, Xiaoliu is holding the green chrysanthemum and preparing to leave the flower viewing party, and someone happened to call him, he was stunned and turned around, bumped into one head-on, and smashed the powder with the flower pot with a snap!"

Speaking of this, Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands, and his face was a pity, the audience was also straight at the flowers, unlucky things can catch up alone, I feel very sorry for Xiaoliu, it is better to sell the flowers just now.

Who knows, Qu Xiaoyun will be happy: "It's not Xiaoliu's green chrysanthemum that is broken!"

"Appeal !!"

The audience laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said, "Who is this person who bumped into him head-on?" It was Sister Da Lian who broke the flower in someone's hand! ”

"Someone asked, is there such a coincidence? Rank, there is a way that there is no coincidence and no book! A lot of times a lot of things are like this, even in real life, and you yourself feel that something is happening, and if you make a movie, people will think it's nonsense. You don't believe it, but there are a lot of things that are just so coincidental! ”

The two looked at each other, both of them were stunned, and Xiao Liu even thought about what the child's name was! Just kidding, the one who can do this is talking about cross talk! ”

"Hahaha~~"

Anyway, both of them blushed, and Xiao Liu looked at Da Lian and stuttered a little when he spoke—right...... I'm sorry, I'll pay you the money, you can buy another pot. ”

"What kind of people are Da Lianping, all of them are the kind of goods soaked in the smoke house, today I saw the little six in front of me, he was energetic and handsome, his heart trembled, and he shook his head shyly - I don't blame you, I didn't see the road well."

"Polite work, Xiaoliu is embarrassed to keep staring at other girls, when he lowered his head, he saw this pot of green chrysanthemums in his hand, and sent the green chrysanthemums forward - this flower is for you!"

"This pot of green chrysanthemum recognized by Da Lian knew that it was precious, and she didn't dare to ask for it. The two of them pushed back and forth, and finally decided, this pot of green chrysanthemum was given to Da Lian, but Da Lian wanted to put this pot of green chrysanthemum on the windowsill of the embroidery building every day, so that Xiao Liu would have a good time when he wanted to see it. ”

"Xiaoliu, how smart this kid is, how can this look at green chrysanthemum? This is what I want to see the big lotus girl! ”

The audience made up the picture in their minds and sneered.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "From tomorrow, Xiaoliu will send water to work every day, it's like beating chicken blood, and finish the work early, and then make a fool of yourself, and go to the door of Songlaosan's house to see the green chrysanthemum, it's really rain or shine!"

"Hahaha~~"

"The same is true for Miss Dalian, every day she paints her eyebrows and sideburns, sits by the window and looks forward to Xiao Liu's coming, and when Xiao Liu comes, the girl has to be a little reserved, and she appears at the window from time to time, and the two of them look at each other and smile, and they are tacit with each other."

Qu Xiaoyun changed his words, and his smile disappeared: "But it's a day or two days, and there is no impermeable wall for a long time, and someone noticed that Xiao Liu, who was running the water shop and delivering water, often went to stand outside the courtyard of Song Laosan's house, and always stared at the embroidery building of Miss Da Lian, and stayed for half a day." ”

"The neighbors, especially the old ladies, are gossiping, but Song Laosan and his wife don't know, because as I said before, the two of them are very popular, and the neighbors are reluctant to deal with the two of them, but one person knows!"

Qu Xiaoyun said this, which aggravated his tone, and the audience could guess who it was, and their expressions changed slightly, and many viewers frowned.

After Qu Xiaoyun observed the words, he nodded and said: "I think everyone also knows who this person is, this person is the Li family who usually likes to sit at the door and gossip about melon seeds!" Li Shi was angry when he found out, and he sat in the room and scolded, thinking to himself - Xiaoliu, you don't let me go along with it, and I won't let you be good! ”

"The day after Li knew it, she found an opportunity to sue Song Laosan, she didn't say that Xiaoliu only looked outside the courtyard gate, what she said was simply dirty, said that Xiaoliu climbed the wall every day at night, and after entering the embroidery building, it was called an unsightly, so rich that I told the details of Xiaoliu and Da Lianqingqing, and I didn't know how she saw it, you just said how lacking in virtue this girl is!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience couldn't help laughing, sweating for the hard-working mandarin duck in their hearts, looking forward to the next story direction.

Qu Xiaoyun said angrily: "Song Laosan and his family are also bastards, and they really believe it after hearing it, the two of them are angry, and they are stomping their feet and scolding the street in the house." In those days, this was a matter of insulting the ancestors and ruining the court. ”

"If you have a rich person, you can still be a water deliverer. The third thing is that the air explosion even the liver and lungs, and the teeth in the mouth are crushed! Originally, if you can't give birth to a son, you let the neighbors poke your backbone, but when this thing comes out, you will lose your face to your grandmother's house, and you can't get along in this place, everyone has a good face, especially a scoundrel like Song Laosan, who mixes on the street, cares more about face. ”

The more Song Laosan thought about it, the more angry he became, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore, so he was ready to beat this uncompetitive daughter to death with a whip, but as soon as he left the house, her daughter-in-law stopped her - what are you anxious about! To catch a traitor, you have to catch a double! ”

Qu Xiaoyun said this, and sighed: "Rank, let's just say how bitter this girl is Dalian, what kind of parents are on the stall!" Song Laosan felt that what his daughter-in-law said was very reasonable, so he put up with it for the time being, and didn't ask Dalian about it, but from today on, he began to pay attention to it every night! ”

"But I haven't squatted until Xiaoliu for a month, it's strange that he can squat, and there is no such thing at all. Song Laosan slowly relaxed his vigilance, a squat a day became a squat for three days, and then a squat a week, and then gradually forgot about it, and he didn't worry too much about this daughter, and he couldn't take care of his own fun. ”

"Having said that, Da Lian and Xiao Liu can't always look at each other outside the window, they have been watching for a few months, and they both have a lot of things to say to each other."

"On this afternoon, when Xiao Liu came again, Da Lian pointed to the back door of the courtyard on the embroidery floor, and Xiao Liu understood. The two of them separated the courtyard gate and set to meet on the second watch tonight. If there is a word, it is long, and if there is no word, it is short. Xiaoliu arrived as scheduled, the second watch drum sounded, and Xiaoliu climbed the courtyard wall of Songlaosan's house. ”

Qu Xiaoyun said this, picked up the fan, made a fan, and sang: "The second watch drum is hairy, Xiaoliu he climbed the wall, alarmed the female girl who was crazy about the house, and hurriedly opened the double door, and I grabbed my beloved little enemy with one hand!" ”

"Good !!"

Qu Xiaoyun's little song is full of charm, showing an elegant and ethereal temperament in every gesture, and a smile is full of beauty, which can be described as autumn water for the god jade and bones, and the beauty is natural.

The audience applauded after hearing this, this singing skill is not inferior to the second master, and it has a unique taste.

"The three more drums are connected, the moon shines in the sky, a good pair of amorous people, sit on the handle, say what is in the heart of the mandarin duck playing in the water, I hug my heart and liver in the first hand!"

Qu Xiaoyun sang this, and gestured with his hand to make a five: "Until the fifth watch!" ”

"Four watches!"

The audience laughed and coaxed.

Qu Xiaoyun was amused by the audience, and complained with a smile: "Hey, when you are seventeen or eighteen, whose chimney doesn't smoke!" ”

"Appeal !!"

The audience laughed and booed.

"Don't make trouble, make trouble with me digging a pit again!"

After the joke.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Until the fifth watch, it happened that Song Laosan went to drink tonight, and the fifth watch came back in the first day, why is it so inch, he suddenly remembered about his daughter, thinking that he hadn't seen it for a long time, he drank a little wine and was in high spirits, and he didn't feel sleepy, so he went to the embroidery building after a while."

"Needless to say, the result is being caught, and there is a mess in the embroidery building, Da Lian desperately hugged Song Laosan's legs and let her sixth brother run, doing this, Xiaoliu is also weak-hearted, so he escaped from the embroidery building and ran over the wall."

"Song Laosan is so angry, he drank too much and let his daughter push him in a daze, and Xiaoliu couldn't catch it. An evil fire came up, and he got angry with his daughter first, gave Da Lian a slap, pointed his nose and scolded the street - I raised you so big, you have learned to steal people, shameless things, our Lao Song's face has been lost to you. Da Lian also defended herself, and sat on the ground without saying a word. ”

The more Song Laosan scolded, the more angry he became, and the strength of the wine also came up, so he took out the leather whip when he returned to the house, and brought a bucket of cold water. Song Laosan and his daughter-in-law were also woken up at this time, and they also rushed over, and after knowing this, they were also angry, pointing at their daughters and scolding - you shameless thing, how did I give birth to such a beast as you, how can you marry in the future, you are not worth much, you can sell it to the kiln! ”

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and said: "Rank, the leather whip is dipped in cold water, the toughness increases and the weight increases, so I can't stand beating the old man, let alone a little girl!" Song's was also adding oil and vinegar on the side, what he said was dirty, the old ladies in the neighborhood couldn't say that they were cold, Da Lian's face was red and white, and her face was very ugly. ”

"In the end, the two of them were tired of scolding and scolding for the time being, and they still let go when they left - I have to beat you tomorrow, this matter is not over! Da Lian rolled on the ground in pain, her lips were bitten, she was very weak, she struggled to stand up, looked at her haggard self in the mirror, and knew in her heart that his father and mother had said that he had done it, and knew that he was destined to be with the sixth brother in this life, and the days to come would come to an end. ”

Thinking of this, Da Lian smashed the mirror, picked up a piece and cut her middle finger, tore off a strip of cloth, wrote a line of words with tears, and then held the pot of green chrysanthemums, went to the water shop where Xiao Liu lived, and put the green chrysanthemums and cloth strips in front of the water shop. In the end, my heart was crossed, and I came to the Qingshui River, and looked at the river with tears in my eyes - Sixth brother, we are destined to be inseparable in this life, and we will marry me earlier in the next life. Da Lian finally looked back in the direction of Xiao Liuzhu, and then jumped down the Qingshui River. ”

Speaking of which.

Many viewers in the audience cried when they heard it, and judging from the live effect, the story was very good.

Qu Xiaoyun jumped out of the story and said: "There is no river called 'Qingshui River' in Sijiu City, according to the story, the so-called 'Qingshui River' may be the Kunyu River in Haidian District today!" You just need to know. ”

"After Xiaoliu saw the green chrysanthemum and the strip of cloth, his heart was broken, and he sat on the ground and cried, and the strip of cloth said - Sixth brother, in the days to come, seeing the green chrysanthemum is like seeing me, there is no chance in this life, we will see you in the next life."

"Xiao Liu took the green chrysanthemum to the Qingshui River to worship Sister Da Lian that night, and he was very remorseful in his heart, if he didn't run away and protect Sister Da Lian, maybe Sister Da Lian would not die."

Speaking of which.

A trace of tears flashed in Qu Xiaoyun's eyes, he stood up from behind the bookcase, adjusted the microphone, and choked up and sang: "Relatives, you died for me!" Sister Da Lian go slowly, wait for the sixth brother......"

"The autumn rain continued, the frost fell on the Qingshui River, a good pair of affectionate people, both jumped off the river, the amorous Han of the infatuated woman, made up a small song to explore the Qingshui River......"

"I made up a little song to explore the Qingshui River, hey......"

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(The general level of ability is limited, if there is a gap between the compilation and the story in your heart, please bear with me!) ）