I saw that the audience listened very carefully.

Qu Xiaoyun also got serious, sitting behind the bookcase, and even his eyes were playing, in order to substitute the audience into it.

"Rank, think about it, those who can do this kind of business are not ordinary people, they are all eight-sided, the eyelashes are empty, and the master who can be a sentinel when he plucks it out, and he is a ruffian and ruthless."

"People are divided into groups by like, and his daughter-in-law Song is not a good person, she has a big temper, and it is easy to misunderstand other people's ideas, you have to be polite to her, ask her if she has eaten? What she was thinking was, is it sarcastic that our family has no food? Her mentality, in today's words, is a persecution paranoia! ”

The audience sneered, and some of them even thought of the people around them.

"It's just a couple of people, and they're still selling big cigarettes, can this popularity be good? Although they made a fortune, the neighbors pinched their eyes and looked down on the two of them. ”

"What does Cowardly Six do for a living? He is a guy who sends water to the water shop, the water in the capital is not good, the well has sweet water wells and bitter water wells, the bitter water is generally used to steam rice, there are many people in the capital flag, to the monthly salary, the state opens the grain depot to get the grain, the grain is how many years of old rice, this old rice must take the bitter water to steam the rice, after it comes out, the taste is particularly good, the capital has the master who pays attention to it, we eat the old rice, saying this is a symbol of identity, indicating that he is a flag man! ”

"Generally, whoever takes advantage of a sweet water well, this well is covered and locked at night, and you have to pay money to get water from other people's houses, and buy other people's water. The water quality of the capital is a perfect match with the flower tea, the people of the capital love to drink the flower tea is actually because of the water, after the flower tea is brewed, drink the killing, smell the fragrance, drink it smoothly, happy! ”

"A lot of old Beijing don't eat in the morning, you have to drink tea first, the old man and the old lady open their eyes, a lot of jars (enamel jars), first come to a jar of tea to drink there, if you are not used to you can't drink, the stomach is not eating, sit there and drink, you have to get drunk and faint, tea drunk is more powerful than drunk!"

"Good fellow, can you still get drunk with tea? I have seen it for a long time! ”

The audience was amazed by the stains, and many viewers who had never drunk tea were eager to try it, thinking that they would have the opportunity to try it.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "How did the Wangfujing in the capital come about? King Yan swept the north, brought to the capital, sealed a lot of princes, there are ten princes, to these ten princes to build next to each other is not far away, so this street was first called ten kings, and later referred to as Wangfu Street, and then some palaces were demolished or reused, it is not enough for ten palaces, there is a sweet well on this street is particularly famous, so later this place was renamed Wangfujing! ”

"Oh, so the provenance is here!"

"This young man is not very old, but he knows so much!"

The audience gave a thumbs up.

Listening to books is like this, for example, a "Three Kingdoms", everyone knows the story, what you listen to is something other than the story, and you can tell it directly according to the story, that is the story counselor, what you want is to expand, break it and crush it, so that the audience can hear different places!

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "The guys who deliver the water are all going to deliver it in the morning, you can't wait for everyone to get up, it's too late."

"Xiao Liu is 18 years old this year, someone asked Xiao Liu what is his surname? I haven't found any information about his surname, maybe his surname is Yan, Yan Xiaoliu! Qu Xiaoyun joked.

After listening to the music, a male audience member shouted: "Help me take care of my seventh uncle and grandfather......"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hand: "Go, there's no spare time!"

"Hahaha~~"

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and continued: "Just kidding, don't mess into the picture." Xiaoliu this child is bitter, his parents died, and he was on the street at the age of ten to ask for food, but God is hungry and blind, he was accepted as a buddy by a kind water seller, and he couldn't lift water at a young age, so he did chores in the store, and only began to do water delivery work at the age of fourteen. ”

"One morning, Xiao Liu sent water as usual, and the family he sent was very special, it was a widow's family, and the widow Li was not very authentic."

"When the master is alive, the Li family likes to sit at the door and knock a melon seed and chat with people on weekdays, as soon as the master dies, she is proud, passing by a man who can get into her eyes, and often teasing, Li should say that it is very good, come and go, and it is not lonely over the years."

"Appeal !!"

The audience laughed and coaxed.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't take a stubble, and then said: "At the beginning, Xiaoliu sent water to the Li family, and the Li family didn't take him seriously, but suddenly one day, the Li family took a look, oh, why is this child so handsome!"

"Rank, sixty-four years old began to send water, sent to eighteen, the job of delivering water is not something ordinary people can do, you have to have the strength of the hand, the young man sent water to exercise the tendon meat, and the length is also good-looking, just like me so handsome!" Qu Xiaoyun said that this was particularly skinny, and he put a scissor hand.

"Appeal !!"

"Stinky and shameless !!"

The audience was amused by his shameless energy.

This is the charm of stand-up comedy, which can make everyone laugh when they talk, and it is also the reason why the storytellers boycotted the storytelling of cross talk actors.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and continued: "The more Li looks at it, the more he loves it, so he thinks about it, this day Xiaoliu came to deliver water, Li got up early and waited, and he was ready early, what elbows, roast chicken, braised fish, etc., prepared like dinner, and made a pot of spirits."

"When Xiaoliu came, Li was happy, as if he was going to bite, he took a handkerchief with incense and handed it to Xiaoliu to wipe his sweat - little brother, tired, come, wipe your sweat."

"Little Liu, an honest child, wiped the sweat on his forehead with his sleeve, waved his hand and refused - thank you, I'm not tired, I'm young, and I have endless energy!!"

After listening to the music, Li's whole body began to get hot, and the whole person was very excited-yo! I can't stop working hard, and I'm ashamed to listen to it! ”

"Appeal !!"

"Hahaha!!"

The audience was happy, and the female audience booed meaningfully.

Qu Xiaoyun pouted: "You female hooligans!"

"Come down and have fun!"

A female audience member shouted with laughter, causing another burst of laughter from the audience.

"Go! Don't! ”

After the laughter, Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Xiao Liu didn't understand what she meant, and he planned to leave if he still had water to send, but the Li family stopped him, so he had to let him stay and eat, and if he didn't eat, he wouldn't let him send the water in the future."

"Xiaoliu will be out of line, if he goes back to the store, the shopkeeper knows that he has offended a customer who has ordered water all year round, and he will have to be beaten if he has no business, so he can only listen to Li's and stay for dinner."

"Eating and eating, Li began to pour wine, Xiao Liu didn't know how to drink and couldn't drink, and threatened not to buy water, one cup after another Xiao Liu was drunk, Li began to verbally tease, and even began to move his hands and feet."

"Xiao Liu didn't do it, he didn't look down on the Li family, he didn't agree to live or die, and in the end he ran away."

"Li is gone, there is a way that it is difficult to get into the sheath of the knife, I am afraid that Xiaoliu will tell the matter, so I first went to the water shopkeeper to complain, saying that he was kind enough to give Xiaoliu a meal and drink, and after he drank it, he became lustful and lighter than himself."

After the shopkeeper knew, he beat Xiaoliu badly, and some viewers asked, Xiaoliu has been with him for all these years, doesn't the shopkeeper know who Xiaoliu is? The shopkeeper actually knows, and he also knows that the Li family is not a good person, but there is no way, otherwise there is no way to explain, so he can only call Xiaoliu to show her, which is also the helpless place in that era. ”

"The Li family is temporarily angry, but she has written it down."

"Rank, how unreasonable this man is, right? The children didn't recruit her and didn't provoke her, just because they didn't listen to her, the children were beaten in vain, and she still held a grudge! ”

The audience was also very angry after listening to it, the image of Li's villain was very successful, and some viewers even hated it because of the itchy teeth.

Qu Xiaoyun was very happy when he saw that the audience listened, and then said: "Xiao Liubai was beaten, and he was also angry in his heart, who provoked who with his trick, why!" The shopkeeper is not bad, and he gave them money - yes, take a two-day break to recuperate from his injuries, and I don't need you to send it when I go back to the Li family, I will find someone else to send it, and take the money to buy some delicious food for myself. ”

"Thank you, my life was saved by others, what else can I say, just beat it, it's normal for the shopkeeper to beat people, and I didn't take it to heart. Although there is not much money, there are three melons and two dates, but Xiaoliu really has a place he wants to go when he has money. ”

"Just in time for the firearms camp, the children of the Eight Banners held a flower viewing party, saying that it was a flower viewing party, and there were really not many people who loved flowers, all of them pretended to be elegant, in the name of flower appreciation, thinking of making friends. Therefore, the flower will be charged for admission, in order to sift out a group of people. ”

"Xiao Liu has also saved a little money in the past few years, plus the money given by the shopkeeper today, just enough for tickets, looking at the money in his hand, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and decided to spend money to take a look."

Someone asked, why is Xiaoliu a poor man willing to spend money to see flowers? Because when Xiaoliu was young, when his parents were still there, his father liked flowers, and the family raised a lot of flowers and plants, and he told him some stories and knowledge of flowers since he was a child. ”

"People have to have some hobbies, this person has no hobbies, don't play with him, why? Because of his lack of ambition, no matter if he smokes, drinks, burns his head, and raises a horse and a string, no matter what he loves, he must have a hobby, this person can interact normally, saying that this Lord has no hobbies, you must pay attention, see that he does not eat fireworks in the world, does not drink or smoke, does not smoke this and that, sits with that every day, this person is not easy to mess with, he is thinking about harming people! ”

"Xiaoliu is like this, it's not good to eat and wear, I like some flowers and plants, there are a lot of flowers in the yard, and they are very good, the yard is decorated very beautifully, and the shopkeeper didn't say anything, and let him raise it by default."

"It's time for the flower viewing party on this day, Xiaoliu deliberately chose the clothes he usually doesn't want to wear, after all, the age is also there, it's also beautiful, and one point is that I'm afraid that I'm too shabby to wear it, and the patches on the clothes are like flowers, and people don't let them in."

"As the old saying goes, words are tigers that stand in the way, and clothes are mad hair. What does it mean to be a tiger in the way? For example, in the past, in the Beijing restaurant, as soon as the guests ate - oops, why is this dish salty? The shopkeeper in the lobby is here - oops, who's this? Which guy's dish is it? Fuck him away, let him get out of here now. After a while, let the guests just now watch, and the guy wiped his tears and carried the bedding roll to beat you over. ”

"The guests are happy, this restaurant is good, I said that the food is salty, and the guys are blown away. After a while, the guy who just drove away is the guy who just drove away, and this play is played for you, you have to think that it is worth it, this is the business experience! ”

"Good !!"

The audience applauded after hearing this.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly: "What does it mean that the clothes are crazy hair?" For another example, when you talk to someone, you see that he is dressed well, and he is wearing a brand, you can't help but feel that you have to respect the other party, why can't you talk about business in the bathhouse? At most, he is whiter than you, so what's the use? ”

(It may be possible to go to the second floor to talk!) ）

"Hahaha~~"

The audience sneered.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "In the past, when the capital sang opera and liyuan xing, to earn a little money, you had to repair the gatehouse, brush the paint, and live in a place with a separate courtyard, because there was a corner in the past, look at this good guy who lives in a courtyard of forty square meters, there are more than 100 people living in a courtyard of forty square meters, and you don't need to give money for this corner, just send it away for two steamed buns." As soon as he looks at the Lord's own courtyard, he will not dare to despise you. ”

Speaking of this, Qu Xiaoyun remembered something: "My master once talked to me, back then, we said that there was an old-timer in cross talk, and the poor in the family were not good, and they couldn't open the pot anymore, he took the bag of rice and noodles, filled it with sand, and stacked it on the wall in the house, and sat at home to play mahjong with the family, and came to make an appointment for a performance - don't worry, I can't eat so many noodles at home." The people who are about the horn don't dare to despise you, it's as simple as that! ”

After explaining to everyone, Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Xiaoliu entered the flower viewing party very smoothly, and there are really a lot of people in the flower viewing party, and many of them came to see it from other places in the capital. In the flower party, there are many types of flowers, what moons, peonies, chrysanthemums, etc., Xiaoliu was dazzled after entering. ”

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat: "It's time for our heroine Da Lian to appear, Da Lian, this girl also likes flowers very much, but the process of coming to see flowers is very bumpy, don't look at Song Lao San's family of people who sell big cigarettes and have money, they are reluctant to this daughter, and they are reluctant to even pay for a ticket." ”

Qu Xiaoyun said this: "Why do you say that your daughter should be rich when she has the conditions?" The most important thing for a girl is that she must have eaten and seen it, so that she will not have a shallow vision! ”

"Good guys, parents have been slamming the door since childhood, embarrassing children, reluctant to spend money, buying a mobile phone for their daughter and buying an elderly machine, KFC has never brought food, and when her daughter goes to college, she meets a rich man, and is willing to spend money on her, and her mobile phone also buys Apple's, plus the comparison is troublesome, in this case, it can't be said that it is all, most girls are easy to be deceived!"

"Therefore, it makes sense to raise children and rich daughters in poverty!"

Qu Xiaoyun's story is good, and the examples are good.

This is a major feature of stand-up comedy, not only after listening to the story, but also with baggage in the story to make you laugh, and it can also let you know something you don't know, which is also the reason why there are a group of fans who love to listen to stand-up comedy.

The audience nodded in agreement, looking forward to how the sixth brother and the eldest sister met at this flower viewing party.

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