In the anticipation of all the audience in the theater.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a serious example: "In the elderly, you don't need to bring tissue to the toilet!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Xiao Yueyue stretched out his hand and stopped: "What you said is not like a human word!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun looked disapproving: "Why doesn't it look like a human being?" ”

"How can you get rid of your hands without a tissue?" Xiao Yueyue frowned and asked.

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "It's cold in the old age, squatting in the public toilet, and it freezes as soon as it is pulled out!" You wipe it with a paper on the freezing, and the paper is broken, what should I do? Gotta bring a-punching stick with you! ”

"Hahaha~~ There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

Xiao Yueyue picked up the folding fan on the table and asked, "Is it that big?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun took the fan, squatted down, and gestured: "It's similar to this, after pulling it, take out this stick from your waist and 'snap' it!" ”

The performance was very vivid, and the audience was amused again.

Xiao Yueyue laughed and teased: "You don't look like, it's like riding a horse, take a stick and shoot it, Guo Degang, Guo Degang, Guo Degang ......"

Background.

Yu Humile's face was full of wrinkles, and he glanced at Guo Degang meaningfully, turned his head and instructed Gao Xiaobei: "Go, add a point to Xiaoyue!" ”

Guo Degang smiled and shook his head helplessly.

The brothers of the cold bench in the audience were all happy, and Qin Xiao was happy to lie on Yan He's legs.

Xiao Yueyue smiled and stretched out his hand to stop you: "I'll stop you, you are talking nonsense!" Who's okay to take this thing out! ”

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "I'm not talking nonsense!" ”

Xiao Yueyue nodded reluctantly, and asked curiously, "Then what if you don't bring it one day?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a serious face: "Then it depends on the popularity, there are also people next to you, you borrow one from someone next to you!" ”

"Can I borrow this thing?" Xiao Yueyue couldn't believe it.

"Of course!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, pretended to be someone beside him, and demonstrated: "No one is laughing at this, I finished touching it, I didn't bring it, there is one next to me - eldest sister, take you that ......"

"Hahaha~~"

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "This is a good wish for you, but it is difficult to achieve!" How can you squat next to a big sister? ”

Qu Xiaoyun corrected in an accentuated tone: "Dajie, what big sister!" ”

"Scared me, I thought there was an eldest sister!" Xiao Yueyue suddenly realized.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun then restored the situation: "Uncle, I came out in a hurry, I didn't bring a-beating stick, how about you lend me your envoy?" Anyone is willing to solve it - it doesn't matter, take it and use it! ”

"That's generous!" Xiao Yueyue gave an incredible thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun took the fan and gave an example: "Everyone, look at it, people handed it to you like this, you can't take it like that!" ”

"Yes!"

"He's not clean this one!"

Xiao Yueyue smiled evilly and teased: "You open your mouth to pick it up!" It's a lot of savings! ”

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their heads, smiling forward and backward.

"you, what a lack of virtue!"

Qu Xiaoyun complained briefly, and then took the fan to demonstrate: "You take it in the direction of his hand, 'pop', and return it to others when you run out!" ”

"How fresh!"

Qu Xiaoyun still said a serious thing: "You have to pay it back, you took it away when you used it, and the old man will be gone in a while!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey!"

Xiao Yueyue stretched out his hand and stopped: "You are a bad person, when you pick it up, you take that end, and when you return it, the dirty end is tucked into the old man's arms!" I said how to use it so clean! ”

This series of antics, coupled with Xiao Yueyue's questioning to grasp the key points, directly ignited the theater, and the audience couldn't be happy.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and defended: "No! ”

Xiao Yueyue asked in surprise: "Is that tuck into the old man's padded jacket?" ”

The burden of succession, and then the picture of bullying the old man in the toilet, the audience laughed in tears.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and explained: "No, there are a dozen sticks, tuck them into your pocket!" ”

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "Oh, it's really professional!" There's a technical problem, we have to talk about it, the one that can use the-beating stick has to be digested, in case there is that sparse, not a stick, it's a piece of ......."

"Hahaha~~"

"It's okay if it's a film, don't you just put on your pants and leave!"

"Oh!"

Xiao Yueyue couldn't listen to his nonsense anymore, and deliberately thought: "Then there is a small problem, what if the toilet is chartered by you alone, you haven't brought it yet, and no one has lent it to you, what should you do?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "That's troublesome, hurry up and lift your pants in half, find a flat place to sit back, it's not good to come, you have to master the inner size, otherwise you will come out from above!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"You're so good at digesting it!" Xiao Yueyue pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun was afraid that he wouldn't believe it, so he said, for example: "There is evidence, leave an ancient saying, say that you don't talk as a person, and sit back after!" ”

"Wow, you're so dirty!" Xiao Yueyue looked disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun shook the pot with a smile and said: "There is no way to do traditional cross talk!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Oh! Well, that's so cold! ”

Xiao Yueyue continued to ask: "But there is one thing, you said before that the people are happy and healthy, but if this is the case, the days will not pass, the summer is so hot, the winter is so cold, the grains and grains will not grow!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "You're right!" It really doesn't grow, the main thing is that it doesn't need to grow, it comes down from the sky! ”

Xiao Yueyue looked surprised: "Good guy, then let me ask you, if it rains......

Qu Xiaoyun interrupted: "The old man doesn't call it rain, he calls sesame oil, and now there is a proof that spring rain is as expensive as oil!" ”

"Oh, come down from the sky, and then you can stir-fry! What if you don't? Xiao Yueyue asked puzzled.

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "If you fall into the gutter, it's gutter oil!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Oh, what's the wind?" Xiao Yueyue put his hands behind his back and asked with a disdainful expression.

"Pepper noodles, when the wind blows, the dust rises, it's pepper noodles!"

"Where's the hailstone?"

"Pimple soup! It's just right for some pepper noodles! ”

"Snowing?"

"Lower white noodles! The old lady doesn't keep talking - baby, it's snowing outside, like white noodles! ”

"Oh, what's the matter with thunder?"

"Thunder is grinding noodles! You ponder that voice! ”

This series of exaggerated explanations made the audience laugh again and again.

"Oh!"

Xiao Yueyue made a three-point comparison: "According to what you say, the people will be hungry for three quarters!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a disgusted face: "You are dead-eyed, it is true that you grind noodles in summer and below in winter, but they are all in stock, you eat the leftovers from last year!" ”

Xiao Yueyue still didn't believe that he couldn't help him: "What's the matter with the flash?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Roll the dough!" ”

"Good fellow, where is the cook, shall we?"

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the sky with his hand: "Lei Gongdian Mother!" ”

"Co-authored, this is contracted!" Xiao Yueyue increased his tone in surprise.

"Hahaha~~"

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