Knowing that his partner is bragging, it is difficult for him, which is the most infuriating.

Xiao Yueyue continued to ask: "What you said are staple foods, what if you eat meat?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Then it depends on what kind of meat you eat, the meat is very cheap for the elderly!" ”

"Do you have beef?" Xiao Yueyue asked tentatively.

Qu Xiaoyun snorted coldly: "Remove the word '?', a 600-pound cow can't be beaten to death with a stick!" ”

Xiao Yueyue was happy after listening to it: "The stick was too useful in those years, and it was not only possible to shoot, but also to beat cows?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Appeal !!"

The audience didn't expect to pick up what was said above, and they all laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and said seriously: "That's an iron rod, there is no one who beats the cow with a-beating stick, and the cow has a cow-beating-stick!" ”

The audience was amused again after listening.

"It's too detailed, don't talk about it, it's too dirty, go on with yours!" Xiao Yueyue looked disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "600 catties of cattle, three copper coins to buy two!" ”

"It's so cheap, what about the mutton?" Xiao Yueyue asked with a surprised expression.

"Three hundred catties of mutton, two copper coins and three sheep!"

"Oh my God, where's pork?"

"It's also sold on the sixth day of the new year!"

Xiao Yueyue corrected with a disgusted face: "Pork, what is the sixth year of junior high school, I don't understand and look in the mirror!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows: "The photo of you posted on the mirror of our house!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"You're quick enough!" Xiao Yueyue praised with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun Business boasted to each other: "It's okay, you are my spiritual idol!" ”

"Awards, awards." Xiao Yueyue smiled and hugged his fists.

"There is also pork, a copper coin and a head of 200 catties!"

"Oh, it's not like eating meat all the time, do you have non-staple foods? Yuba or something? ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, is it okay to have a telephone pole that is as big?" ”

Xiao Yueyue laughed and teased: "Super-a-hater? ”

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun was speechless: "I'm talking about shapes!" A copper coin is 67, and you go home with 67 poles! ”

"I'll take it home and build a house!" Xiao Yueyue pursed his lips and then asked:

"Is there gluten?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes!" A basketball is so big, a copper coin is 104, you eat 103, and leave one to shoot and play! ”

Xiao Yueyue spread his hands: "I can't play basketball!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun smiled evilly: "You and Master are acting, he is short, he can't reach you!" Oops, Batty, you're slamming it on his head! ”

"Hey, hey! This line! Xiao Yueyue said with a smile.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience couldn't be happy, especially the brothers and sisters who sat on the cold bench, and the happy ones could see what they ate at noon with their mouths open.

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Guo Degang nodded with a smile, praised the burden well, and asked Gao Xiaobei to draw a picture for Qu Xiaoyun.

After laughter.

Xiao Yueyue then asked, "Is there any tofu in the old age?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, but no one eats it, and no one eats it for nothing." ”

"Why is no one eating for nothing?" Xiao Yueyue asked incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "The tofu of the shopkeeper of the tofu workshop is finished, I hope someone will buy it, but no one will come to eat it, he stopped passers-by and began to beg, begging others not to eat, and finally people were in a hurry, hit them in the mouth, and kicked him!" So it's not for sale! ”

After hearing this, Xiao Yueyue asked angrily: "Are you talking about human words?" No one ate it, and begged people to be beaten in the mouth and kicked, why? Is this shopkeeper a madman? ”

Qu Xiaoyun repeated what he asked: "No one eats it?" begging people to be slapped in the mouth? Kicked? ”

"That's right!" Xiao Yueyue nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly bit back: "What you said is not like words, isn't it?" ”

Xiao Yueyue looked confused: "When did I say it, isn't this what you said just now?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he denied: "I didn't say it!" ”

Staring nonsense.

Xiao Yueyue was so angry, and said angrily: "Forgot it so quickly? You've gotten the out of your mind? ”

The burden continues, the audience is not happy, there is no doubt that this saving is very successful.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands and vigorously denied it: "How can I say such a thing with such a high degree!" You're talking nonsense, who in the audience heard me? ”

"Me!" Qin Xiao in the audience smiled idly and raised his hand.

Qu Xiaoyun sneered and made a provocative gesture: "I said what's the matter, you come up and beat me!" ”

"Hit him !!"

"Go up !!"

"Go up !!"

The audience didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and they laughed and coaxed in unison.

Qin Xiao shook his head and also beckoned to provoke: "If you have the ability to come down, I can't kill you!" After speaking, he took off the jacket of his sportswear and showed off his biceps without any undulations.

Now the scene is more burning, the coaxing is louder, and the audience is looking forward to it more.

Qu Xiaoyun also pretended, pointed at Qin Xiao and mocked: "You can't!" ”

The other senior brothers on the cold bench, seeing him mocking like this, couldn't bear it anymore, and got up and pushed Qin Xiao to the stage together.

Qu Xiaoyun knew that they couldn't come up, so he pointed to the senior brothers who were coaxing, and said inch by inch: "What kind of coaxing, I'm not targeting him, I mean you can't do it!" ”

"Appeal !!"

"Beat him !!"

Good guy, as soon as the words fell, the audience exploded directly, and the coaxing was about to lift the theater roof.

is worthy of the "Deyun Mad Dog" Zhang Jiunan, who rushed to the stage after listening to the first one, and the audience was very excited and gave warm applause.

This is what Qu Xiaoyun didn't expect, but the words were released, the old man had to match his words with deeds, he didn't say anything about cross talk, copied the fan on the table, and said to the microphone: "I'll use a stick to beat the mad dog today!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Good guy, this scene fits the joke 100%, the audience laughed so hard that they covered their stomachs, and tears came out of their eyes.

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Guo Degang and Yu Qian were also happy enough, and added two points to Qu Xiaoyun for the first time, this is the first time since the broadcast of "Deyun Douxiao Club"!

Someone said, it's nonsense to fight on stage, how can cross talk be like this?

In fact, there is no bad rule in doing so, and using it properly will add color to the performance.

When Xiao Yueyue was not famous, he once fought with Cao Jin on stage, but Cao Jin thought that he was a corner, and he felt that he couldn't hang his face when he didn't fight, so he was anxious, and he was so angry that he directly grabbed Xiao Yueyue's neck, and the fake drama was really done, causing the audience to be stunned, and the performance effect was very bad.

The most successful example of fighting on stage is Hou Yaowen, Shi Fuhuan, Guo Degang, and Yu Qian's "Red Flowers and Green Leaves", which was recorded on TV stations, a joke about who is important.

Back then, Mr. Hou Yaowen and Mr. Shi Fuhuan, each with their apprentices Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and the four of them worked together for a while, first Guo Degang and Yu Qian fought, and then Mr. Hou and Mr. Shi fought, and then the four of them fought together, the show was great, it can be said that it is the most classic performance of the four, but it is a pity that things are wrong......

Cross talk will also progress with the development of the times, today's kind of duel between brothers and sisters on and off the stage is very fresh, and the audience also loves to watch it, I wish they would have fun watching it.

said that the purpose of cross talk is to make the audience happy, which is not wrong, so Yu Hughy added two points to Qu Xiaoyun generously.

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