"Mad dogs are going to be rampant, and a certain family is coming!"

Qu Xiaoyun rushed over with a brisk step, wrapped one arm around Zhang Jiunan, and raised the fan with the other hand and twitched him hard on the buttocks.

"The book says!"

Xiao Yueyue was not idle at this time, and explained while smiling and watching the excitement: "It's too late, Qu Xiaoyun picked up the shit stick and made a move to burn the sky, and it hit Zhang Jiunan's buttocks, but Qu Xiaoyun took the shit stick in the wrong direction in a panic, and it was the shit punching end!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"It's so funny!!"

The audience has never seen this face-to-face cross talk, while fighting, someone gave an explanation, and the explanation was still funny, but it was too fresh, and they were all happy, and they all gave warm applause.

Qu Xiaoyun scolded in his heart, turned the fan in his hand around, and then made a big move to Zhang Jiunan and put him to the ground.

Although Zhang Jiunan has been resisting, the disparity in strength is huge, and he is pressed to the ground and unable to move.

Background.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian both laughed, put down the fan in their hands, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and knocked them on.

"Oh my God!"

Xiao Yueyue exclaimed in surprise and explained with a smile: "The mad dog Zhang Jiunan was not to be outdone, and found the opportunity to bite Qu Xiaoyun, Qu Xiaoyun shivered in pain, he was in a hurry, he broke Zhang Jiunan's mouth, and was about to stuff it into his mouth with a-beating stick, what a vicious method!" ”

This commentary added color to the fight too much, and bursts of laughter came from the audience, which directly pushed the joyful atmosphere of the theater to the peak.

was ridiculed offstage just now, and now seeing that his partner is being bullied so much on stage, in the cold bench, except for the lazy man Yan He, Shang Jiuxi, Qin Xiaoxian, Yang Jiulang, and Wang Jiulong all climbed onto the stage.

The four of them rolled up their arms and sleeves and rushed towards Qu Xiaoyun.

As the saying goes, two fists are hard to beat four hands, a good man can't stand a lot of people, and he can avoid a few nails with iron.

didn't even give Qu Xiaoyun a chance to resist, and directly pressed him down.

Xiao Yueyue smiled and stopped: "Don't talk about the martial arts combination, rush up, your group of people hit one, it's a bit of a bully, don't fight, kick with your feet!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Enough is enough, too much will have the opposite effect, the cold bench brothers simply took revenge, raised their little thumbs and made a contemptuous gesture to Qu Xiaoyun, and then they all stepped down and returned to their seats.

"Oh, brother, I feel sorry for me!"

Xiao Yueyue was the happiest to coax just now, but now he pretended to be a good person, walked over and helped Qu Xiaoyun up with great concern, and also helped pat the dust on his body.

Qu Xiaoyun winked at him, and then returned to the microphone together.

The audience watched it very seriously, ready to listen to Qu Xiaoyun's beating speech, but unexpectedly, Xiao Yueyue opened his mouth first.

I saw Xiao Yueyue looking at Qu Xiaoyun and asked with a puzzled expression: "Why is tofu eaten for nothing?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun was so angry in his heart, and said angrily: "I let people fight like this, do you still remember that?" ”

"Nonsense!"

Xiao Yueyue rolled up his arms and sleeves, and threatened: "I've been listening to your nonsense for a long time, if you can't make it up and can't give me a reasonable explanation, I'll call them all up again, and I'll beat you again with them this time!" ”

"Good !!"

"One more !!"

The audience was very happy after listening to it, and they all felt that they had not seen it just now, and wanted to watch it again, so they applauded and agreed.

"Go and go, it's not a big deal to see the excitement, it's not you who dare to be beaten!"

After Qu Xiaoyun complained to the audience with a bitter face, he confessed: "Don't fight, I'll move!" ”

Xiao Yueyue's face changed quickly, and he patted his shoulder with a smile: "That's right, let's say it!" ”

"It's like this, I ask you what color is tofu?" Qu Xiaoyun nodded and asked seriously.

"White!" Xiao Yueyue replied.

Qu Xiaoyun pondered for a moment and said with a wicked smile: "So it's for free!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

After listening to this absurd reason, the audience laughed back and forth.

"I'll you!" Xiao Yueyue smiled and pushed.

"Good !!"

In the warm applause of the audience, Qu Xiaoyun and Xiao Yueyue bowed and stepped off the stage.

Soon.

Under the leadership of Guo Degang and Yu Qian, the two teams and the brothers who sat on the cold bench in the audience all appeared on the stage and lined up.

Looking at the enthusiastic audience in the audience, Guo Degang opened his mouth with a smile: "Good guys, you guys are here today, not only listened to a cross talk, but also watched a fight!" But this cross talk can't be listened to in vain, we have a score in the end, and they will have a piggy bank in their hands later, and whoever you like will put a coin in it, each of your steel hammers will determine the score they go forward, this is very important, we vote now! ”

The audience listened and did so, and took the stage in an orderly manner.

After some counting, the votes of the audience were counted.

Guo Degang pointed to the red cloth on the scoreboard, and teased his old partner: "It takes a mantra to uncover this red cloth, please read it to Mr. Yu!" ”

So many years of cooperation.

Yu Qian knew his old partner's routine, and blurted out: "Oh, ma, ma, coax!" ”

The mantra was very smart, and after reciting it, Gao Xiaobei and Liu Xiaoting lifted the red cloth.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were very popular, and the word "good spirit" filled the screen.

In the end, combined with the commission roll bonus, the wine bottle team won the victory.

Guo Degang was happy after reading the statistical results: "This score is simply unbearable to look at, then we will congratulate the Quyang sugar cake team on the disbandment on the spot!" ”

The two teams had mixed joys and sorrows.

Guo Degang changed his words: "But this is not the end, the dissolution is only temporary, and we have to leave a spark for their team!" ”

The brothers were stunned when they heard this, but they all guessed that it should be a good thing.

"The so-called tinder refers to the person with the highest score, this person is Qu Xiaoyun, then he is the captain of the next team!"

"Qu Xiaoyun, you need to pick three team members now, form a new team with you, and challenge Luan Yi and their team in the next stage!"

"There is a request here, that is, the people in your team just now can't ask for it anymore, give the brothers who sit on the cold bench a chance!"

Qu Xiaoyun's face was embarrassed, this was a job that offended people, and he turned his head and said to Guo Degang very embarrassed: "Master, can you help me pick one?" ”

"Okay!"

Guo Degang nodded, glanced at the apprentices on the cold bench, and said, "Then let's take a big head Yan He!" ”

"Thank you, Master!" Yan Heshen was very happy.

Qu Xiaoyun had an idea, and joked with a smile: "The remaining two people should choose Zhang Jiunan and Qin Xiaoxian, it just so happens that they don't run the personnel department!" ”

"Good fellow, scold us, beat him!"

The servants of the personnel department rushed up, and Qu Xiaoyun ran away.

After the joke.

"Don't judge heroes by success or failure, you don't have to be arrogant if you win, don't be discouraged if you lose, we'll see you next time!"

As Guo Degang finished speaking, the second episode of the second season of "Deyun Fighting Laughter Club" ended, and netizens in the live broadcast room also looked forward to the content of the next issue.

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