Deyun Red Council.

The camera pans from the bottom up, the snow-white building looks unique in the sunlight, and the audience slowly pours in from the entrance.

With melodious music, each group of contestants walked on the promenade and talked about their wishes for this performance.

"We were cold benches in the last two issues, and this issue I want to perform well and talk about cross talk!"

"We're having a hard time, we're going to pass it, maybe we can win today!"

"Let's talk about cross talk well, talk about the cross talk that the audience loves to listen to, and talk about real cross talk!"

“……”

Before going on the stage, the four groups of members sat in the backstage called a neat one, wearing different colored coats, and their mouths were all about the work of a stage performance.

"My brother-in-law has been helping the staff all night, but it still feels a little wrong......" In the process of working, Qu Xiaoyun found a problem.

"Xiaoyun, you don't have to be nervous, the more exaggerated you will be when you perform on stage, the better the effect will be!" Partner Yan Heshen comforted.

"Good!"

……

Stage.

Xiao Yueyue, the announcer, walked onto the stage in casual clothes, and the audience immediately burst into applause and applause.

"Everybody's so happy, huh? Such a good state is left to the next four groups of players, they are a little nervous and a little nervous now, but it doesn't matter, they have you, right? ”

"Yes!"

The audience was very enthusiastic.

Xiao Yueyue nodded with a smile and said, "The first performance is Qu Xiaoyun, Yan Heshen, they will bring you the cross talk "On Dreams", applause welcome!" ”

"Good!"

"Wow~~"

In the applause of the audience, Yan Heshen and Qu Xiaoyun wore black coats and stepped onto the stage one after the other.

After bowing.

Qu Xiaoyun, who was standing outside the table, opened his mouth with a smile: "Thank you for your applause, just introduce yourself, my name is Qu Xiaoyun, I am a young actor in Deyun Club, this guy next to me is more familiar, and he is Da Linzi's former partner!" Today......"

"Wait!"

Yan Heshen stretched out his hand and stopped: "Did you introduce it like that?" What's my name? ”

Qu Xiaoyun looked disgusted: "What is your name, you ask me?" I don't even know what my name is, but I still talk about cross talk? The threshold for doing this line of work is too low! ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Heshen didn't refute, nodded in agreement: "The threshold for this line is really low, and the actors I have praised have never gone to high school!" ”

"Poof~"

The burden sounded, and there were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"Me! I went to high school, and I am a high-quality diploma from Deyun! ”

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and finished speaking, made a squatting motion, and sang while twisting: "I was silent, I regretted it very impulsively, even if I made a mistake this time, I was afraid of missing it......"

"Good!"

This dance is too popular on the short video, it has a sense of substitution, and the singing is also good, and the audience applauded.

I have to say that if the actor sings well, he will get extra points on stage.

Qu Xiaoyun finished and patted Yan Heshen on the shoulder: "You praised me today, it can be regarded as a record-breaking!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"I thank you, but did you introduce me like that? Da Linzi's partner is over? Yan Heshen put his hands behind his back, looking dissatisfied.

Qu Xiaoyun explained disapprerovingly: "Yes, when Da Linzi was unknown, the outside world also called him Guo Degang's son!" ”

Yan Hexian sighed lightly and nodded: "That's true, Da Linzi is okay now, it's very popular, and the media now calls Master Guo Qilin's father!" Let's do it! ”

"So, I'm also inspiring you, seeing that your consciousness is very high, I'll make an exception to introduce you!"

"I thank you!"

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat, pointed to his partner and introduced it very formally: "The one next to me is called Yan Heshen, now no one wants it, I changed it to stand-up, he is the silver award of the stand-up comedy innovation award of Deyun Club, and I am the gold award!" ”

"Step on me, don't forget to praise yourself!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

The audience sneered.

"That's it!"

Gu Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "There are a lot of friends at the scene today, now the weather is getting colder, everyone should pay attention to keeping warm, as the old saying goes, full of warm thoughts**!" ”

Yan Heshen stretched out his hand and stopped: "What a mess! These words are not next to each other! ”

"Slip of the tongue, but I mean well, everyone is healthy and healthy to listen to cross talk!" Qu Xiaoyun explained.

"Yes!"

"It's easy, but it's not easy to say."

"Gotta work hard!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "Champion talent, heroic courage, a face with thick city walls!" ”

"How?" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "Champion talent, you have to know anything!" ”

"Oh!"

"Heroes are brave, they have to be courageous, as soon as they come on the field, so many people are afraid, I'll go, then I can't say it!"

"Definitely."

"A face with a thick city wall, the old gentleman said, don't be ashamed to go out on stage, if you want face on stage, you have no face, and if you don't have face, you have to be face!"

"How do you say that?" Yan He asked incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "You think, the actor is open, the performance is also open, the effect is good, and the audience also loves to watch it and show their faces!" ”

"Oh!"

"Moreover, no matter how many people there are, you have to perform like this, even if there are thirty or fifty people sitting in the audience, you have to perform well!"

"This is Yide!" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun said popularly: "It doesn't matter if there are many people, everyone is our food and clothing parents, like a bathhouse, just one person washes, can you not let you wash?" ”

"Gotta wash!"

Qu Xiaoyun simulated the situation: "There is a big bathhouse and one person is washing there, the more the manager looks at it, the more he hates it, he panics, and if he doesn't have enough electricity, he puts the water out!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Drain the water?" Yan Heshen couldn't believe it.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "That one bows his head, oops!" The tide is low! ”

"Okay!"

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their heads, smiling forward and backward.

After a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "If there are few people, you have to let people wash, the same is true for cross talk, read more books, broaden your horizons, as the old saying goes, there is a road in the book mountain, and there is no end to the hard work of learning the sea." ”

"Yes!"

Qu Xiaoyun spread out one hand, and pretended to push his glasses with the other: "Read more books and read more newspapers, some time ago, a Chang'e-2 went to the sky!" ”

"You're reading the evening newspaper, right?" Yan Heshen said in surprise.

"No! Why? Qu Xiaoyun had a question mark on his face.

Yan Heshen explained with a disgusted face: "It was the news from many years ago! ”

"Oh, it doesn't matter, I'm glad I watched it!"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't care, imitating the launch picture, comparing the action of striking a match, and then squatted down and sent his hand forward: "Fly a little!" ”

He covered his ears as he spoke.

The imitation is so vivid that it makes the audience laugh.

"You light a match?" Yan Heshen said in surprise.

"Easy to understand, so how should it be?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Yan Heshen suggested very seriously: "Take a stick of incense, that thing is long, run quickly when you order it, it's not easy to jump on you!" ”

"Appeal !!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused by these two silly people.

……

Romance